早上七點，陳小衰從床上醒來，心情大好。今天是個特別的日子——他決定要改變人生！不再倒楣、不再搞砸任何事！90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9AmP8Dyxn
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDxnVVxeno
「從今天起，我要做一個正常人！」他站在鏡子前握拳宣誓。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCWEUirAPg
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUJe8OBE7U
五分鐘後，他踩到自己的拖鞋，整個人用飛撲的姿勢摔進了衣櫃。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7uhluUvWo
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nBdIkmZG6
「沒事！只是小小的意外！」陳小衰爬起來，繼續對自己洗腦。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXwOHETNb7
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAwEGGWaAq
然後，他拿起牙刷，擠上牙膏，往嘴裡一放——嗯？怎麼辣辣的？90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi2XKaNe9I
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqsGWEzk8i
他低頭一看，手上那條「牙膏」寫著三個大字：洗面乳。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjycQjAEzOZ
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0KJKJhGN8
「呃呃呃呃呃！！！」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh56hWnayrd
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T1NT07Plw
當他一邊狂漱口一邊懷疑人生的時候，他的手機突然響了。來電的是他的兩個死黨，王小霉和李必衰，沒錯，他們就是命運選中的「倒霉三人組」。90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhuW3sl3gc
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSDFbwSqMV
王小霉：「快！我們去試試今天一定不會倒楣的方法！」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEEVL1XPKM
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauKWQgBClW
李必衰：「我們找到一本書，上面說只要我們三個在出門前大喊三次我是幸運兒，就能改變命運！」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV8jK12VVg
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1zBVpkuIZ
陳小衰：「真的假的？感覺很唬人欸……」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPo7CZiKua
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRr4R2krZa
王小霉：「不試試看怎麼知道？」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00DXl0jlJM
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrXo0oKsgf
三個人站在公園集合，手牽手，深吸一口氣，齊聲大喊——90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJDfopKJ5r
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEpgdwxcVk
「我是幸運兒！」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFW7CeBTYg
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLUIPf7dSy
「我是幸運兒！」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMi1IRP9v8
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMaHejsIzy
「我是幸運兒！」90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGHEOXsYoA
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FjcfC31eQ
然後，天上的鳥直接往他們頭上拉了一坨……90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanqL5fBrlv
90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCXbWMcoTL
第一章·完
Penana
search
登入arrow_drop_down
註冊arrow_drop_down
