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我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PRMtZyT0A
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手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6bnUlHVii
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「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkC7m3SdFx
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飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwQtcDdagS
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訂單能飛去哪裡？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlzavnBjwL
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答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHq3cjMExX
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這也太荒唐了吧！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxHQPr5Tmr
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我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqhKFcNVzM
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「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW1BkbTH8k
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「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwKnrs1qo8
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要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4kchi3KIn
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我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW95SNyXqyc
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過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2GJRiyWiF
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可能神明今天請特休。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaTorxpXEo
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這時，上司的訊息又來了——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpiMqtImGY
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「追到了嗎？快回報！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2panjWIpB
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奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrdsPPjAMk
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我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaD3waPejD
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結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8xEUBrwHk
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然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQqF420Vs2
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我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO76VHfPJo
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「這裡是哪？」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHPwCBe6Fn
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巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQpZianh0l
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「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZPV7e9Xai
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我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcDZG5zkYK
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但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmHTJJ9O9R
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我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2oITmFRWN
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巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5yK6Et1vv
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我的臉色瞬間大變。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4BnNp6tMO
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這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WYB8pKeeZ
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我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfDYwafSya
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就在我陷入絕望時——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtavXclAMd
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嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqShnSldIGa
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老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNze0K93vRh
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我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrGLmdKiZg
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下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz3w7TcsTK
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「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQZUcR6MNi
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我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGMKWOBsEv
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巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BdGfhyjgM
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巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMB3VqTT6a
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我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohsl3hTLjm
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巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGBeXU5Ktd
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「認真的！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ906T1DPGZZ
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「好，成交。」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbggxXYesHF
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她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l7OnLlCQ7
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巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqm652Tq6W
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我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxyW8Tkcab
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「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7Yd7dvzjd
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醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HIgz0yLj1
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巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaotSO6bUia
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不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBD6fV2MI9
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我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkzzWxO2AB
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我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt8ZHyCelj
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巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAAu7sKLZ1
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我心中百般掙扎。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzKVIHK6Ib
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少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdOZ7cLGBV
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這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOQh9K6gil
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但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmM5UBCnyv
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如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnm5UOE1OE
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巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4KJqnRTjU
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我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahbgvtuUb7
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我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdueFmcvzw8
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巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEPuNZawut
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「真的是這樣嗎？」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXISC4Msg6
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「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU670VOcoqk
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巫婆嘲諷地說。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O0IWEWnEa
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下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqHU3ZYgoj
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巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ750syTbGut
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然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4TIvh5RDW
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她說要吃掉我……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5vm5wQIEJ
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難道……是另一種意思？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsernWmHpUg
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