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茉莉雅睜開眼，本該是浪漫大海，卻看到滿地塑膠袋、翻肚死魚、和一隻喝醉的海星在唱《海草舞》。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGDbe1fGXj 維尼

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她轉頭，發現一隻滿嘴血絲、蹲在岸邊啃生魚片的野獸。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRdIl7GSC1 維尼

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「……你是王子？」茉莉雅震驚得魚鱗都炸了。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1veVONjggn 維尼

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「我曾經是。但巫女說我更適合當暴躁野獸。」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNnh5BazMP 維尼

他欣慰點頭，嘴角還沾著芥末。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8DvyoSp2F 維尼

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茉莉雅翻了翻魚眼球：「那我能回家嗎？」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDqAWtPOFA 維尼

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【系統提示】：不行。妳現在是人魚，已經沒有腳，只有瘋。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OcFCFcyLU 維尼

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她低頭看看自己的尾巴，上面還貼著速食標籤：「本產品含高膽固醇，食用前請先退冰。」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDCx3wZPZ2 維尼

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她試著唱歌，王子立刻捂耳狂吼：「閉嘴！Auto-Tune都救不了你！」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoBiLayvZH 維尼

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【系統異常】：主線劇情崩潰。正在修復中——新任務：馴服野獸，讓他學會愛。或者，讓他徹底瘋。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1GbRtZbsA 維尼

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她選了後者。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIjHi5srgE 維尼

然後抓起貝殼狂扇他的臉：「你是不是喜歡我？承認啊！不然我餵你吃生海膽。」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXLq7P7jiK 維尼

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王子嚇得往後跳三步：「我愛了我愛了你冷靜啊你這神經魚！」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyBsEWF9Y0 維尼

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【系統提示】：愛情已達成。是否進入「幸福結婚」結局？8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKseiIx6yz 維尼

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茉莉雅冷笑：「不，我要選『燒掉劇本』那個選項。」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxHzKOM1Yz 維尼

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系統崩潰：「請理智選擇——」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpFetUVq9T 維尼

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她：「我選瘋。選崩壞。選讓整個童話世界陪我下海。」8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kvUzbvLVs 維尼

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王子與人魚四目相對，兩人同時發出病態笑聲。8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e5IYLIvAC 維尼

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背景是燃燒的劇本、尖叫的系統提示音、以及一隻喝醉的螃蟹邊鼓掌邊喊「我蟹了，這戀愛有毒。」🦀8964 copyright protection114ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgBANDnqK3 維尼118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm15bBenFtC

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