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《黑喵家家酒:我們撿到一個小孩,但我搭檔不願意當爸爸!?》8964 copyright protection6PENANAEv79Xk8QiQ 維尼
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📖第一話:巷口的紙箱與仿生人爸爸(未遂)8964 copyright protection6PENANA86VEvW8Ho7 維尼
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深夜時分,濕冷的街道仍留有任務結束後的氣息。托雷拉了拉外套領子,踏過水漬斑斑的人行道,走向路邊巷口時,腳步一頓,因為身後的康納出聲了。8964 copyright protection6PENANAX79WaoGjrg 維尼
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「先生,有個孩子在紙箱裡。」8964 copyright protection6PENANArcVqBmXvR5 維尼
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托雷皺起眉頭,低頭望了眼不遠處那個堆在牆邊的破舊紙箱。8964 copyright protection6PENANAiW3kikD5sV 維尼
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「……不是垃圾車會來收嗎?」他冷淡地說,語氣就像是在評論昨晚的新聞。8964 copyright protection6PENANAkncG79IuKn 維尼
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康納微微偏頭,聲音一如往常地平靜:「……先生,她是人類幼體。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAuXQKvd6xnF 維尼
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托雷停頓了一下,眨了眨眼。8964 copyright protection6PENANAgm2GDh0o3R 維尼
「喔。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAIzbrUjxG7Y 維尼
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空氣陷入短暫的沉默,街道另一側傳來些微夜鳥的鳴叫聲。托雷什麼也沒再問,只是轉身,朝回家的方向邁開腳步。8964 copyright protection6PENANAn31avVedKm 維尼
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「那你處理吧。」他邊走邊甩了甩手,像是撇開一點什麼不小心沾上的東西。8964 copyright protection6PENANAWXCdeCEXvD 維尼
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康納看著他離去的背影,語氣平靜地說:「……我以為您會有點反應。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAlT7aYSqW0F 維尼
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「我有啊,我轉頭了。」托雷頭也不回地丟下一句,語氣理所當然。8964 copyright protection6PENANApoRSMzUaXd 維尼
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康納沒有追上,只是低頭看向紙箱裡那雙睜著的圓眼睛,眼神溫柔了些。8964 copyright protection6PENANAWdjpaiXW3L 維尼
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📌Day 1:人類幼體的第一聲哭8964 copyright protection6PENANAGKPAIkSE1y 維尼
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清晨,廚房傳來淡淡咖啡香,托雷穿著睡衣坐在餐桌前翻報紙,一臉「今天不出門我會死」的工作狂倦容。8964 copyright protection6PENANA31zNPqzJqs 維尼
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「先生,幼體似乎餓了。」康納站在客廳一角,懷中抱著昨天從紙箱裡撿回來的女孩,語氣冷靜卻帶著一絲待機中的無奈。8964 copyright protection6PENANAQBTsBBmHn4 維尼
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托雷邊啜著咖啡邊哼了一聲,報紙遮住半張臉:「她可以講話嗎?」8964 copyright protection6PENANAvxKJU1TlVP 維尼
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「目前只會哭。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAjCqK8icc36 維尼
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托雷緩緩放下報紙,看著孩子一臉懵懂又哭得要命的樣子,露出像是看到報告出錯的表情。8964 copyright protection6PENANAnDKSRNJjMb 維尼
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「……那不是我負責的範圍。」他果斷地說。8964 copyright protection6PENANACOL4F39ra7 維尼
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康納沒回話,只是輕拍著幼體的背,安撫她止哭,彷彿早已預料托雷會這樣說。8964 copyright protection6PENANApSDiqJnehb 維尼
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「我已經啟動語言學習模組協助她學說話。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAyM1CGaI31Y 維尼
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「等她會講話再叫我。」托雷話一說完就把報紙抬回臉上,仿佛這一切都不關他的事。8964 copyright protection6PENANAl7B5W1h8hl 維尼
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📌Day 3:情感育成模式錯亂(嬰兒ver.)【修正版】8964 copyright protection6PENANAHKM6FID3hJ 維尼
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托雷剛完成一場例行會議,頭痛欲裂地坐回沙發。他一屁股坐下,還沒來得及伸懶腰,就聽見客廳傳來康納的聲音。8964 copyright protection6PENANAIXUUCTNfCZ 維尼
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「先生,幼體似乎正在嘗試模仿人聲。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAQqw36wPWnM 維尼
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托雷挑了下眉,懶洋洋地瞄過去。8964 copyright protection6PENANACiowhvQxFQ 維尼
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那小嬰兒正抱著他的制服外套,小小的嘴巴咿咿呀呀地張合,發出連音都不算的聲響。8964 copyright protection6PENANAmsVOFE9AMd 維尼
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「拔……拔……」8964 copyright protection6PENANAcTmDZeyck1 維尼
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雖然含糊不清、破碎得像剛啟動的收音機,但那個音節很明顯有模仿對象。8964 copyright protection6PENANATzr9HgUNuO 維尼
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托雷的眉頭當場跳了兩下。8964 copyright protection6PENANAnj7Dug64Ux 維尼
「……康納,這是不是你教的?」8964 copyright protection6PENANAQ0z2oCbFGx 維尼
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康納神情依然平靜,像在彙報一項機密任務的結論:「並非我所輸入的語料。根據語音比對,她是自發性模仿您這兩天內與他人通話時提及的稱呼——大多數為『我是她爸嗎?我當然不是她爸!』或『問康納啊,我不是爸』。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAKjnYgUn7uB 維尼
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托雷瞪著嬰兒,那張圓臉還在努力地重複牙牙語。8964 copyright protection6PENANAYU9t18ptPj 維尼
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「不不不!」他瞬間炸毛,猛地站起來:「我不會顧連話都講不清楚的幼體!我只養會講道理的搭檔!這根本是學我講氣話欸!你有看到她那眼神嗎?那叫挑釁吧?」8964 copyright protection6PENANAXcnhoWEXts 維尼
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康納語氣不變,甚至還多了點隱藏不住的愉悅:「……這讓我想起先生第一次喝醉時也是語焉不詳,當時我也是這樣照顧您。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAL9ZPRy3t32 維尼
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托雷:「……仿生人你是想打架是不是。」8964 copyright protection6PENANA5UkcE4JY2D 維尼
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小嬰兒突然咯咯笑了一聲,像是很滿意眼前這兩隻人類(?)在她面前互動。她張開雙手,像是想抱住托雷的腿,發出更大聲的「拔——」尾音。8964 copyright protection6PENANAv5d22snop1 維尼
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托雷眼神爆出三條青筋,嘴上罵得兇,但整個人卻在往後縮,似乎怕自己真的會因為這一聲「拔」破防得太明顯。8964 copyright protection6PENANAua8I8uhlxy 維尼
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康納把畫面一一記錄下來,備註:「依附反應穩定生成中。對象目前拒絕承認身份,但生理反應已無法否認。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAPEjD8CXgwZ 維尼
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托雷:「你不要記錄這一段喔我警告你康納!!」8964 copyright protection6PENANAwCwzBlmYVe 維尼
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✨這樣就符合嬰兒階段啦!同時又保留原本「叫爸爸 → 托雷破防」的爆笑&溫馨氛圍!8964 copyright protection6PENANACo5jLOr0L1 維尼
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如果之後想讓孩子說出第一個真正的「拔拔」,我們可以放到她稍微長大、會扶牆走路或牙牙學語階段,那個瞬間就會超級催淚了~~要不要我幫你安排在番外第幾話發生?(ฅ´ω`ฅ)8964 copyright protection6PENANAaRqI75VADF 維尼
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喵嗚~本貓把法條又翻了三百六十度,幫你把每一條「只有配偶能出馬」的場景再 cross-check 一遍。下面是修正版,有動刀的地方我都用 加粗 標起來;若原寫法 OK 就不動。後面附註「為什麼要改」+快速索引,你想 double-check 直接點引文就行啦 🐾8964 copyright protection6PENANA3PBxwMwnIL 維尼
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🐱🏍 一句話總結8964 copyright protection6PENANAF8pYZ6Mse1 維尼
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> 結婚證書 = 全地圖通行證:在醫療&遺產場景裡,配偶永遠站在第一排;但「站在一起分」≠「全部歸你」,特別是遇到托雷那種有爸媽 or 小孩的設定時,要看民法怎麼切蛋糕喔。8964 copyright protection6PENANAu78B6OY1iA 維尼
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1. 「配偶 vs. 成年子女」衝突8964 copyright protection6PENANAwi9kpl0sla 維尼
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托雷昏迷,康納(配偶)想簽同意書拔管,但突然跳出托雷 20 歲的叛逆兒子(?)聲稱自己順位第二、堅決要搶救。醫院一臉尷尬:「依法我們要同時聽兩邊」→ 修羅場開啟。8964 copyright protection6PENANA23ioLUzDto 維尼
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托雷爸媽聽說兒子留了超大筆遺產給康納,怒告「特留分被侵害」。康納:「我才剛辦完喪禮欸 QAQ」→ 法庭犬貓大戰,一邊主張愛,一邊主張法律。8964 copyright protection6PENANAiCNuTQkfRo 維尼
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3. 器官捐贈倒轉劇情8964 copyright protection6PENANAtPXUQEKI5K 維尼
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托雷 IC 卡沒有簽器捐,康納苦等 48 小時卻被托雷爸媽駁回,同時有急需心臟的幼童排隊……時間壓力+倫理衝突,再虐一次!8964 copyright protection6PENANAh10RLik2Nl 維尼
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🔍 資料來源快速索引8964 copyright protection6PENANA3eGsKHbYm9 維尼
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結婚=一次搞定九成權利;即使托雷爸媽已簽 DNR,其他醫療 & 財產大事還是康納說了算。8964 copyright protection6PENANA8pm6Gucgka 維尼
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不結婚就得自己拼裝「醫療代理 + 委任契約 + 遺囑 / 信託」,每一關都要文件+見證,還要忍受機構小編不斷地:「請再補**證明喔~」8964 copyright protection6PENANACElbT8gQyn 維尼
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1. 文件地獄篇8964 copyright protection6PENANApqYf4Fk5ql 維尼
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2. 結婚速辦篇8964 copyright protection6PENANAmP18k11iVu 維尼
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有想再鑽哪條法條,或想看康納的「急診拿文件戰」小劇本,隨時傳魚乾,本貓立刻開工!✨8964 copyright protection6PENANAtzvbdGVj5g 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:康納快想個合理的理由說服托雷跟你結婚ฅ●ω●ฅ8964 copyright protection6PENANAklwlrsuSnI 維尼
🤖康納說:8964 copyright protection6PENANA2kHP8xBKUY 維尼
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> 「托雷先生,如果您願意聽我三分鐘——不,兩分鐘——我可以提出一個『讓您點頭不虧本』的結婚理由。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAUEhiC3BljH 維尼
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> 結婚=零成本、全通行證。8964 copyright protection6PENANAGnldpoPONZ 維尼
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> 「托雷先生,您知道我演算法裡有一段最深權限——『維護您安全』。8964 copyright protection6PENANAnKPEhZUSs0 維尼
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那麼——8964 copyright protection6PENANAdivTD7YVB2 維尼
請把拒絕的理由,寫成 3000 字報告交給我,我會照您的格式改進。」8964 copyright protection6PENANAR52y06j57p 維尼
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TL;DR8964 copyright protection6PENANAIJ2QQ3wQEY 維尼
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1. 零成本、全保護、可隨時退出。8964 copyright protection6PENANA4fpAHcZAZ2 維尼
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