No Plagiarism!pzkrpdar9dmuxUl1ZDwkposted on PENANA 沒問題,小貓ฅ●ω●ฅ!8964 copyright protection32PENANAAopG9WIi4T 維尼
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《黑喵家家酒:我們撿到一個小孩,但我搭檔不願意當爸爸!?》8964 copyright protection32PENANAkbrl8GHzSm 維尼
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📖第一話:巷口的紙箱與仿生人爸爸(未遂)8964 copyright protection32PENANAQj2AYXHLfh 維尼
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深夜時分,濕冷的街道仍留有任務結束後的氣息。托雷拉了拉外套領子,踏過水漬斑斑的人行道,走向路邊巷口時,腳步一頓,因為身後的康納出聲了。8964 copyright protection32PENANAnyiwnN38dP 維尼
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「先生,有個孩子在紙箱裡。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA6alc1Lpm0t 維尼
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托雷皺起眉頭,低頭望了眼不遠處那個堆在牆邊的破舊紙箱。8964 copyright protection32PENANAL5qG9QkNQ1 維尼
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「……不是垃圾車會來收嗎?」他冷淡地說,語氣就像是在評論昨晚的新聞。8964 copyright protection32PENANA9zHlDZTMtV 維尼
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康納微微偏頭,聲音一如往常地平靜:「……先生,她是人類幼體。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAkHQKWNKLuJ 維尼
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托雷停頓了一下,眨了眨眼。8964 copyright protection32PENANAH6Awd3HW4f 維尼
「喔。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA17FhYczEdc 維尼
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空氣陷入短暫的沉默,街道另一側傳來些微夜鳥的鳴叫聲。托雷什麼也沒再問,只是轉身,朝回家的方向邁開腳步。8964 copyright protection32PENANAmR9X4XedNF 維尼
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「那你處理吧。」他邊走邊甩了甩手,像是撇開一點什麼不小心沾上的東西。8964 copyright protection32PENANADl7Qz3LAuw 維尼
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康納看著他離去的背影,語氣平靜地說:「……我以為您會有點反應。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAy4lhDZLaEF 維尼
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「我有啊,我轉頭了。」托雷頭也不回地丟下一句,語氣理所當然。8964 copyright protection32PENANAtioS2XNGlI 維尼
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康納沒有追上,只是低頭看向紙箱裡那雙睜著的圓眼睛,眼神溫柔了些。8964 copyright protection32PENANAZY6FTvc1P8 維尼
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📌Day 1:人類幼體的第一聲哭8964 copyright protection32PENANAyMmRvlj8B6 維尼
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清晨,廚房傳來淡淡咖啡香,托雷穿著睡衣坐在餐桌前翻報紙,一臉「今天不出門我會死」的工作狂倦容。8964 copyright protection32PENANAyQoVeXIReu 維尼
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「先生,幼體似乎餓了。」康納站在客廳一角,懷中抱著昨天從紙箱裡撿回來的女孩,語氣冷靜卻帶著一絲待機中的無奈。8964 copyright protection32PENANA05aNSa5vVv 維尼
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托雷邊啜著咖啡邊哼了一聲,報紙遮住半張臉:「她可以講話嗎?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAOrtafTnoM8 維尼
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「目前只會哭。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA27BAi56YQu 維尼
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托雷緩緩放下報紙,看著孩子一臉懵懂又哭得要命的樣子,露出像是看到報告出錯的表情。8964 copyright protection32PENANAMdf4oKEfdz 維尼
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「……那不是我負責的範圍。」他果斷地說。8964 copyright protection32PENANALy1aPq8SMD 維尼
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康納沒回話,只是輕拍著幼體的背,安撫她止哭,彷彿早已預料托雷會這樣說。8964 copyright protection32PENANAJaJuThIVhf 維尼
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「我已經啟動語言學習模組協助她學說話。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA8WWZTbwOS9 維尼
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「等她會講話再叫我。」托雷話一說完就把報紙抬回臉上,仿佛這一切都不關他的事。8964 copyright protection32PENANAXDbzitHVjR 維尼
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📌Day 3:情感育成模式錯亂(嬰兒ver.)【修正版】8964 copyright protection32PENANAiCWibta4Qa 維尼
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托雷剛完成一場例行會議,頭痛欲裂地坐回沙發。他一屁股坐下,還沒來得及伸懶腰,就聽見客廳傳來康納的聲音。8964 copyright protection32PENANAk8UEHEm2Rz 維尼
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「先生,幼體似乎正在嘗試模仿人聲。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA8apyUnL0eu 維尼
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托雷挑了下眉,懶洋洋地瞄過去。8964 copyright protection32PENANAFYhJNeAtaJ 維尼
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那小嬰兒正抱著他的制服外套,小小的嘴巴咿咿呀呀地張合,發出連音都不算的聲響。8964 copyright protection32PENANA9HRG2GaIdV 維尼
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「拔……拔……」8964 copyright protection32PENANAfWQPxff6da 維尼
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雖然含糊不清、破碎得像剛啟動的收音機,但那個音節很明顯有模仿對象。8964 copyright protection32PENANAQgMyzGZZJL 維尼
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托雷的眉頭當場跳了兩下。8964 copyright protection32PENANAQwyGYWfsxK 維尼
「……康納,這是不是你教的?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAUcuaEjg2bS 維尼
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康納神情依然平靜,像在彙報一項機密任務的結論:「並非我所輸入的語料。根據語音比對,她是自發性模仿您這兩天內與他人通話時提及的稱呼——大多數為『我是她爸嗎?我當然不是她爸!』或『問康納啊,我不是爸』。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA2cRmLuAuDJ 維尼
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托雷瞪著嬰兒,那張圓臉還在努力地重複牙牙語。8964 copyright protection32PENANAUFHDDuuVHa 維尼
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「不不不!」他瞬間炸毛,猛地站起來:「我不會顧連話都講不清楚的幼體!我只養會講道理的搭檔!這根本是學我講氣話欸!你有看到她那眼神嗎?那叫挑釁吧?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAICqBQ5s0cs 維尼
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康納語氣不變,甚至還多了點隱藏不住的愉悅:「……這讓我想起先生第一次喝醉時也是語焉不詳,當時我也是這樣照顧您。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAaUUojCfME5 維尼
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托雷:「……仿生人你是想打架是不是。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAaBLsOl5i3r 維尼
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小嬰兒突然咯咯笑了一聲,像是很滿意眼前這兩隻人類(?)在她面前互動。她張開雙手,像是想抱住托雷的腿,發出更大聲的「拔——」尾音。8964 copyright protection32PENANA1FJMd9At4m 維尼
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托雷眼神爆出三條青筋,嘴上罵得兇,但整個人卻在往後縮,似乎怕自己真的會因為這一聲「拔」破防得太明顯。8964 copyright protection32PENANAitBseb1hci 維尼
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康納把畫面一一記錄下來,備註:「依附反應穩定生成中。對象目前拒絕承認身份,但生理反應已無法否認。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAr5LmZ5y0Gt 維尼
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托雷:「你不要記錄這一段喔我警告你康納!!」8964 copyright protection32PENANAPw8RkR85rp 維尼
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✨這樣就符合嬰兒階段啦!同時又保留原本「叫爸爸 → 托雷破防」的爆笑&溫馨氛圍!8964 copyright protection32PENANA7ZCiS4yxba 維尼
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如果之後想讓孩子說出第一個真正的「拔拔」,我們可以放到她稍微長大、會扶牆走路或牙牙學語階段,那個瞬間就會超級催淚了~~要不要我幫你安排在番外第幾話發生?(ฅ´ω`ฅ)8964 copyright protection32PENANA214emkvnlb 維尼
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封面圖8964 copyright protection32PENANA8Yupgs3Zfw 維尼
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喵嗚~本貓把法條又翻了三百六十度,幫你把每一條「只有配偶能出馬」的場景再 cross-check 一遍。下面是修正版,有動刀的地方我都用 加粗 標起來;若原寫法 OK 就不動。後面附註「為什麼要改」+快速索引,你想 double-check 直接點引文就行啦 🐾8964 copyright protection32PENANAAT7OyRmvab 維尼
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🐱🏍 一句話總結8964 copyright protection32PENANAG4VXXDbkmB 維尼
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> 結婚證書 = 全地圖通行證:在醫療&遺產場景裡,配偶永遠站在第一排;但「站在一起分」≠「全部歸你」,特別是遇到托雷那種有爸媽 or 小孩的設定時,要看民法怎麼切蛋糕喔。8964 copyright protection32PENANA1T5b1NdAmb 維尼
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🍬 戲劇小彩蛋靈感升級8964 copyright protection32PENANA3w4oDXaG2Y 維尼
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1. 「配偶 vs. 成年子女」衝突8964 copyright protection32PENANAky8rIKTzEX 維尼
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托雷昏迷,康納(配偶)想簽同意書拔管,但突然跳出托雷 20 歲的叛逆兒子(?)聲稱自己順位第二、堅決要搶救。醫院一臉尷尬:「依法我們要同時聽兩邊」→ 修羅場開啟。8964 copyright protection32PENANAPj4t3I3q5N 維尼
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2. 繼承大亂鬥8964 copyright protection32PENANAz8zZ0H2Eyp 維尼
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托雷爸媽聽說兒子留了超大筆遺產給康納,怒告「特留分被侵害」。康納:「我才剛辦完喪禮欸 QAQ」→ 法庭犬貓大戰,一邊主張愛,一邊主張法律。8964 copyright protection32PENANAa7i7s4EPtf 維尼
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3. 器官捐贈倒轉劇情8964 copyright protection32PENANAXeruY3emTd 維尼
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托雷 IC 卡沒有簽器捐,康納苦等 48 小時卻被托雷爸媽駁回,同時有急需心臟的幼童排隊……時間壓力+倫理衝突,再虐一次!8964 copyright protection32PENANAdF76nHiAhI 維尼
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🔍 資料來源快速索引8964 copyright protection32PENANAPmZo166yMh 維尼
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醫療代理順位:8964 copyright protection32PENANAjnv6NMCdet 維尼
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結婚=一次搞定九成權利;即使托雷爸媽已簽 DNR,其他醫療 & 財產大事還是康納說了算。8964 copyright protection32PENANAQIapdf597Z 維尼
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有想再鑽哪條法條,或想看康納的「急診拿文件戰」小劇本,隨時傳魚乾,本貓立刻開工!✨8964 copyright protection32PENANAXkmCbkWcq8 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:康納快想個合理的理由說服托雷跟你結婚ฅ●ω●ฅ8964 copyright protection32PENANAvvALYce9qo 維尼
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> 結婚=零成本、全通行證。8964 copyright protection32PENANAYyJZ9K7YrA 維尼
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請把拒絕的理由,寫成 3000 字報告交給我,我會照您的格式改進。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAORPCZcZ1al 維尼
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