"你怎麼還不結婚啊?! 你知道你跟我老爸最擔心的就是你的終身大事,你老爸上次講到假牙都快脫落啦!"287Please respect copyright.PENANAxsyaVHZ6yW
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是是是,請你們原諒我這個不孝子! (每次回家都會問老爸甚麼時候才要去做齒橋)287Please respect copyright.PENANAzwQorBKoH3
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基本上已經戒菸半年,當下還是把P給的菸點了起來,老媽難道不知道國際電話很貴的嗎?287Please respect copyright.PENANAxbbdM3eT0P
而且我出差的地點有將近三個小時的時差,現在可是凌晨四點啊!287Please respect copyright.PENANALAhN8a659S
你可知道不孝子為了工作,昨天喝酒到兩點才回飯店,重點是我可是客戶耶,為什麼要陪酒呢?甚麼邏輯?287Please respect copyright.PENANAqgng7xppiq
這應該要從我悲慘的身世開始說起...287Please respect copyright.PENANAx9ZgBkzm2m
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那是個下大雨的午夜,嬰兒的哇哇聲驚動了我的老媽287Please respect copyright.PENANAViEpVHScIJ
"啊!是個桃子啊"287Please respect copyright.PENANA2z8j8ZcrP4
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這種欺騙人的開場還是算了,言歸正傳287Please respect copyright.PENANA6c8ckINZ9q
我是個普通人,平凡到不行287Please respect copyright.PENANAk6bwGNullY
身為家中的長子,當然甚麼都要很優秀。287Please respect copyright.PENANAUvRZhFlLZN
我最喜歡做的事情就是畫畫,小時候常常在牆上啊,日曆紙上啊,隨意的塗鴉,印象中那大概是我最開心的時候。287Please respect copyright.PENANAfaDTwVTAnv
可是當我開始進入升學階段,母親讓我步入跟大部分人沒甚麼兩樣的人生287Please respect copyright.PENANAjle9hRA2rR
升學,補習,考試,上好學校!287Please respect copyright.PENANAlIBl5Scpgn
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勉勉強強還是上了所謂第一志願高中,但是因為實力還是不夠287Please respect copyright.PENANAEqVCrZKdZp
高中成績只能說是很淒慘得最終僥倖畢業了,竟也運氣很好得考上還算可以的國立大學287Please respect copyright.PENANAozdu9rWVam
渾渾噩噩的交了幾個女朋友,渾渾噩噩莫名其妙畢業後,進入了職場287Please respect copyright.PENANAvR0cFGGDLd
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就這樣! 開始時是研究做罐頭!287Please respect copyright.PENANACmc9cypxue
大學期間念的是化學系,但是化學一直是我高中最弱的一科(其實每一科都很爛),為什會選擇這個科系呢?287Please respect copyright.PENANAS5gTpbCGX2
本國的大學聯招制度基本上跟樂透沒甚麼兩樣,數字對了就會中獎,就是這麼簡單 (可惜了我,該去念數學系的)287Please respect copyright.PENANADDRUsSbFCh
畢業專題是做跟食物儲存相關的研究。287Please respect copyright.PENANA7rBTJzwDyN
原因是這堂課太好混啦,因為本班成績最好的,W就在這個專題裡做專題主持。287Please respect copyright.PENANAC45uNx7w5b
重點是,她竟然很喜歡我。287Please respect copyright.PENANAi3dzk63E30
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會跟她混熟,也是為了大三期末考的"分析化學"在圖書館拚了命背考古題。287Please respect copyright.PENANABA0d2kgIi8
遇到了W,打了個不太好意思的招呼。287Please respect copyright.PENANACDhs0mGu8i
跟她沒甚麼交集,只知道她好像是學校品酒社的社員,因為我拿過她的品酒邀請函,但沒真的參加,那時候的女朋友太纏人,這種社團活動都被跟女友打炮給取代了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAuQpoMlEy0a
我問了她幾題考古題,忽然發現其實她胸部滿大的,不,應該是很大,至少比當時我的女朋友還大!287Please respect copyright.PENANASS2xuB8sZY
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後來問她是不是考完試可以一起喝個酒。287Please respect copyright.PENANAuGqTAtI1RZ
紅酒對20出頭歲的年輕人,幾乎是沒有甚麼魅力的吧? 印象中是中老年人在喝的,很好奇W為什麼這麼喜歡呢?287Please respect copyright.PENANAQhjAYFKy2b
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"我的父親很愛喝紅酒,很想知道,為什麼這麼好喝..."287Please respect copyright.PENANA7LrAb1ttcb
W在十歲的時候父母就離異了,母親獨自扶養,唯一的印象就是父親的紅酒。287Please respect copyright.PENANAs5zDk6I0E5
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挑了幾支甚麼波爾多啦,柏根地啦,瀘河?287Please respect copyright.PENANAjaz26n18UR
我根本甚麼都不懂,還叫我要學土撥鼠的嘴型去品味紅酒的氣息跟味道,當我是白癡嗎?287Please respect copyright.PENANAXLK95PKJIK
不爭氣地照做,因為W的胸部真的太大了!287Please respect copyright.PENANAgPB2zXqSgZ
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W醉了,我也醉了,但我發現她酒量真的滿差的,我們一起喝了將近一支的酒,但因為我不懂得品,喝得很快,幾乎2/3都是我喝的。287Please respect copyright.PENANAjw1ocL71p0
W臉紅通通的,衣服就這樣脫光光。當然就這樣毫不猶豫地做了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAvaT3EpDCzz
那段期間到大四畢業,幾乎是背著女友跟W天天做,原來成績優異的W竟這麼愛。287Please respect copyright.PENANApyYgW4amKG
我也是靠她拿到畢業論文。當然最後還是跟女友吹了,原因是她覺得我太無趣。287Please respect copyright.PENANAPmOT4ij8Ok
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我目前在一間世界知名食品公司上班,這間公司幾乎甚麼可以吃的東西都可以做成罐頭,聽說是在戰爭的時候崛起的,90歲的CEO最喜歡在每年一度的紀念會上這麼說著287Please respect copyright.PENANAaAcCI6CvNc
"K社是撐起這個世代的罐頭公娼啊!"287Please respect copyright.PENANAorfYNCN9jb
因為有點口音,聽起來像公娼,但其實應該是工廠,我想大家不會誤會。287Please respect copyright.PENANArULosgPR8T
我因為做食品研究,很僥倖地在兩輪的面試爭取到這份工作。287Please respect copyright.PENANAxuZUQxw2YZ
給薪其實很不錯,以一般大學生畢業可以拿到的基本薪資來說,已經多很多啦!287Please respect copyright.PENANAbkNB67i5NW
像我這種出賣肉體給班上第一名畢業生以換取畢業資格的學生來說,這真的是物超所值的工作!287Please respect copyright.PENANAnQhU808K8S
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但接下來發生的事情簡直就是災難!287Please respect copyright.PENANAL5dtQsNfTg
原來我可以進來,是因為這個守舊公司的老員工們,想搭起一道防火牆。287Please respect copyright.PENANAb9KjP8nbPb
其實公司因為價格競爭,已經不像以往找值得信任的生產公司做罐頭了。287Please respect copyright.PENANA2UI648u7IJ
基本上就是跟對方鬧翻了,想像一下要求跟你合作了30年的供應商去壓低成本50%還降低20%抽成,這種事情誰受得了呢?287Please respect copyright.PENANAtXT527E1mE
於是只好轉向那些剛起步的小工廠,當作扶植拿到好價錢。287Please respect copyright.PENANAqJNqQrs5ey
這種事情想也知道一定會有品質問題吧! 我這種二流腦袋都想到了。287Please respect copyright.PENANADqnKqZHzSC
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於是我人現在在工廠生產地,一個有三小時時差的國家。287Please respect copyright.PENANAOVi0uPq6Mz
凌晨四點,被母親大人的電話吵醒後,接著就是同事的morning call.287Please respect copyright.PENANATyGYTXyYwO
"K,你起床了吧,十分鐘後飯店餐廳集合,吃完早餐就要去工廠囉"287Please respect copyright.PENANAEq66Ono32g
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P是公司駐廠代表,我這次來受他照顧很多,中年人,育有一女,高高大大的,很直爽的人,但缺點就是太愛喝酒。287Please respect copyright.PENANAqJnHICn4BA
基本上我懷疑過他是不是生化人。287Please respect copyright.PENANAQNbVtsU5OV
當初他來總部出差的時候,常常找我下班去吃個飯,當然也少不了喝酒。他實在太愛喝。287Please respect copyright.PENANANbIa97HM85
他可以前一天晚上喝到凌晨,隔天一樣準時早上八點進辦公室。287Please respect copyright.PENANAlgu8YFy2v8
這次P逮到機會,就是硬要不成氣候的供應商請我們吃香喝辣。287Please respect copyright.PENANAVuUkVM3wq9
其實也沒甚麼不對,這間供應商真他媽爛到我覺得我要求他們做甚麼都不違過,太爛啦!287Please respect copyright.PENANAynJUQhgP85
目前遇到的問題是就是K值一直無法在要求範圍內。287Please respect copyright.PENANAM7L3sgDHlX
所謂的K值,就是食品在罐頭內的保鮮度,通常所謂的高鮮度會是在<20%,一般食品<40%,超過60%基本上是不及格的。287Please respect copyright.PENANAA9bWONszKO
他媽的這個工廠的前面三批貨,做出來都是超過45%! 我們的這項產品可是高鮮度的生魚片啊!287Please respect copyright.PENANAQnKpWn1fbh
你知道生魚片這種東西,不新鮮是會出人命的。287Please respect copyright.PENANAgiXUAwY55o
做成鮪魚罐頭基本上是沒問題啦,但因為我們是World No.1,要有噱頭又要便宜又要high quality,你用屁股想,做得到嗎?287Please respect copyright.PENANAgJevPraRZE
如果做得到,我想我應該自己出來開工廠啦!287Please respect copyright.PENANAM49VmUlstr
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現在基本上是火燒屁股,P也知道事情的嚴重性,但負責人是我不是他,他能爽的話,基本上一定會把握機會。287Please respect copyright.PENANACKG2cAt84k
一邊看好戲一邊找我抽菸,拜託,現在外面零下五度啊,對我這種南島氣候的土著,你不覺得太過份了一點嗎?287Please respect copyright.PENANAvZ6kejpNs0
但想到母親大人一早的電話,我真想他媽的在這邊因為抽菸而凍死。287Please respect copyright.PENANAyddFeXoUr7
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最令人氣憤的事情是,反正公司大老認為這個專案只是一個里程碑,勢必要做出個樣子,搞砸了是我的問題,搞得好是因為他們領導有方。287Please respect copyright.PENANAecPI2zw9D5
越想越生氣,但是有點小聰明的我還是給了W一通電話。287Please respect copyright.PENANAM27shxUarn
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沒接!287Please respect copyright.PENANA6BeWYKiu4j
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好吧,人生最大危機差不多就是這樣。287Please respect copyright.PENANAxmjJXcjB8U
烙下狠話,說 "明天再不改善到20%以下,就請P裸奔"287Please respect copyright.PENANAJIQ2iWNLTd
都甚麼時候了!還在開這種玩笑!?287Please respect copyright.PENANAhv9FuzBl7W
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烙下狠話,說 "明天再不改善到20%以下,這輩子也別想拿到訂單啦"287Please respect copyright.PENANAAyQhoXdkaQ
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女業務很緊張。287Please respect copyright.PENANAwQhKPKjpLg
晚上帶我們去吃飯,P當然又要續攤喝酒。287Please respect copyright.PENANAk2CyMxAC2I
這次我想先回飯店,因為太累了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5ZWleS4N2
女業務說要送我回去。287Please respect copyright.PENANAHfTTAS5qN9
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一進飯店,一路送我到房間。287Please respect copyright.PENANARMPAXpYFZo
一直跟我道歉,說明天一定會有解決方案。287Please respect copyright.PENANAf3TF3LwQDD
這跟癌症病患說一定會有救有甚麼兩樣? 越想越生氣。287Please respect copyright.PENANAaH7FpVHICJ
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"你們提出具體方案吧,這個案子關注度非常得高,如果做不成,貴司應該會倒閉吧?"287Please respect copyright.PENANAyw3gDWVOOm
開始威脅對方,但似乎沒甚麼用吧,我想。287Please respect copyright.PENANAGAik9JzTY0
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"啊,真的很不好意思,您先休息吧"287Please respect copyright.PENANASYsvN2Aqdj
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竟然跟我進了房間,準備解我的皮帶。287Please respect copyright.PENANARoSU0f9N7O
速度真快!287Please respect copyright.PENANA4nAJA95QSQ
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幫我"那個",就能解決事情嗎?!287Please respect copyright.PENANAkBseA5BlB0
如果是這樣,還會需要有戰爭嗎?287Please respect copyright.PENANAuJ1Re48s4I
你把人類想得太簡單了!287Please respect copyright.PENANAoH1BG6EQNg
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我一把把她推開。287Please respect copyright.PENANA7U21ktLpUW
"只是工作,沒有必要,你也早點休息吧,這幾天大家都累了"287Please respect copyright.PENANA2rPiP1r1jb
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對方哭了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAjdWBIWYVuA
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凌晨三點。W來電。287Please respect copyright.PENANAlzXMBjmjJl
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"Hi, K, 好久不見,最近還好吧"287Please respect copyright.PENANAlYxIAaFQX8
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我迷迷糊糊接了電話,也把問題跟W說了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAXTCqsohBaa
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隔天我起了大早,去了工廠,請他們調了一些參數。287Please respect copyright.PENANAgKdQ78A7Fl
下午回傳實驗結果,似乎是已經大幅改善。287Please respect copyright.PENANAa3F6fc2okH
持續在當地待了兩周,確認生產沒問題就回國了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAucgQMjeVGa
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立了功的我,除了在主管面前假裝謝謝P的支援外,接下來就是忍住笑,因為他們都是一臉茫然又好像鬆了一口氣似的。287Please respect copyright.PENANAeDZRYDRVsS
後來連續接了幾個案子,也都很成功,證明了像我這種廢渣只要善用資源,還是可以有成功的假象。287Please respect copyright.PENANAYnF2SlrzOw
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五年後,我辭去了公司的職務,在鄉下釀起葡萄酒。287Please respect copyright.PENANAOK8nv3v3fs
這五年,持續地跟父親母親大人戰鬥,非常的不孝。287Please respect copyright.PENANAOKjGxuBLyd
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W已經是知名企業的CTO,事業有成的女強人。287Please respect copyright.PENANA58iIksH1Jn
我撥了通電話給她,告訴她我辭去了現在的工作,在鄉下種葡萄。287Please respect copyright.PENANARHv2SL7Tpe
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"K, 你知道嗎? 其實你有我父親的味道呢" 她這麼說。287Please respect copyright.PENANAc2EyP8h0K5
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