CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAVqskvXBwYP
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAaKbkv1baU9
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAzY9frohaIO
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAoSt37Ut795
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAAS5vHGQhG9
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAb95T0Di8ia
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAE9p7SCtU5e
"Okay then. First letter."1043Please respect copyright.PENANA1hIh8R4Hsh
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0wo2lIL4S
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAk02bNBi6Gb
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAYL2RUniGng
"No, what the hell, May?"1043Please respect copyright.PENANAhU6HIYeIfR
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAsCo14KuLPB
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA62UR23pzAy
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAYXxCnrzOUJ
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1043Please respect copyright.PENANAtAmEnDUucV
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAGeUopECmGp
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1043Please respect copyright.PENANATXYSkRhz28
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAHda8YnwWcg
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1043Please respect copyright.PENANAw9iGrN3DFT
David sighs, and closes the book.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAnaCsYUAZ0y
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAeGicp0uEdk
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1043Please respect copyright.PENANANSWk5vMLDr
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAGiiU6UU1Fj
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1043Please respect copyright.PENANAuoeHiJbBEP
sample volume: 7325kL1043Please respect copyright.PENANAqlFQdJyRNx
hypothesis: i am alone1043Please respect copyright.PENANAWSbsNTsRI0
method:1043Please respect copyright.PENANADGZz8mpx64
-extract impurities1043Please respect copyright.PENANAhmQPdcyTPl
result: collected 109875L of impurities1043Please respect copyright.PENANAPUVz8HnGJK
hypothesis disproven1043Please respect copyright.PENANA0R4Zu0De1I
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1043Please respect copyright.PENANAbEDJxn1gGr
method:1043Please respect copyright.PENANAbv54zQsJHD
-sift and sort impurities1043Please respect copyright.PENANAeta0ra3Nu5
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1043Please respect copyright.PENANAafXUBjN7Pl
hypothesis disproven1043Please respect copyright.PENANA9IF1SBatoC
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1043Please respect copyright.PENANAIBJ70Q2XB2
method:1043Please respect copyright.PENANAx52B0j1SPq
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1043Please respect copyright.PENANASSXwrYRSAs
-place in flask1043Please respect copyright.PENANA3tgSMaAU0U
-wait1043Please respect copyright.PENANAeOIswY8lep
-wait1043Please respect copyright.PENANARV5TH0QST8
-wait1043Please respect copyright.PENANAmvIOD0xVjv
-wait1043Please respect copyright.PENANAMDdWwGQOcP
-wait1043Please respect copyright.PENANA98ooV2bTtK
-wait1043Please respect copyright.PENANAe31nZHMo1m
-wait1043Please respect copyright.PENANAQlyU8NMUm1
-until something magical happens1043Please respect copyright.PENANAo2EZipIbkn
result: i waited1043Please respect copyright.PENANAJUOuKr0xWX
result: i wanted1043Please respect copyright.PENANAiKXQaUr8YR
result: i failed1043Please respect copyright.PENANAcjS0HCbYOi
result: i hid1043Please respect copyright.PENANAUNLmuKvQKV
result: i tried1043Please respect copyright.PENANAaIOc4mmLOU
result: i searched1043Please respect copyright.PENANAab8bj1da6Z
result: i found1043Please respect copyright.PENANAvihC0qjrLR
result: i found something magical1043Please respect copyright.PENANAe4QmOvhoBA
hypotheses disproven1043Please respect copyright.PENANAo5r7oxGHoC
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1043Please respect copyright.PENANASZ2XxphqX4
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAxbWvSJcdhU
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAXt06jNxOSC
Thursday's child has far to go,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAqotLe4lGuV
Friday's child is loving and giving,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAYrjJxwVHyK
Saturday's child works hard for his living1043Please respect copyright.PENANANMZRgVTC0L
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAiaoYbmRq5W
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1043Please respect copyright.PENANAOW6fjwuf6q
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1043Please respect copyright.PENANA1r8uyJwFsx
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1043Please respect copyright.PENANAmHN0dfj1Dj
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1043Please respect copyright.PENANAS2jQP35JGh
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1043Please respect copyright.PENANATE0qUwbaNm
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1043Please respect copyright.PENANAnjNk7eUI5G
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1043Please respect copyright.PENANAIjJxuWijCF
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1043Please respect copyright.PENANAlr4IyWDmLr
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1043Please respect copyright.PENANAXWEPv8x4QW
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1043Please respect copyright.PENANAOhUbb2kyAU
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA5jNY3ZLcob
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAZw7zbNcA79
Carolyn1043Please respect copyright.PENANAl6ePQEF6Mb
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAL1sJAQERTG
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAkCotOHzCOu
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1043Please respect copyright.PENANAL6XyWHrz1Q
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAujpI1mZBKW
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1043Please respect copyright.PENANA3DwPRQBT5G
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1043Please respect copyright.PENANADLr7t1DA1s
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAFTGDB5SSuB
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAh7xFeBqdx4
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAtV0eQHj1X6
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA86Xtv8YFem
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAi4XT3Y80cp
Why is this, experts ask?1043Please respect copyright.PENANAo0RLJmARKW
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1043Please respect copyright.PENANAu2ScDncDsa
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3vscYWiJO
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAAa2fzDTZIA
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1043Please respect copyright.PENANAX0a2tQ8vL6
Video cameras find nothing.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA4thApx4kUP
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1043Please respect copyright.PENANATXkN2S1gAB
No ectograph response.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAHWubw2WVwZ
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1043Please respect copyright.PENANAcDGKzY3qei
Video cameras find nothing.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAxTPyLiDLqW
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA7cWd1YXfJ7
Slight ectograph response.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAV5I6Oot1e3
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAObWFZNIyW5
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1043Please respect copyright.PENANACDrbj7eYqg
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1043Please respect copyright.PENANADqp8x6O1JA
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1043Please respect copyright.PENANANC6803RZFK
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAYJwQfWRO0f
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA01XLSmEACg
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1043Please respect copyright.PENANAVWkxQv39CG
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA9WjqjmSfUk
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA3oAaDuotxZ
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAFRl09MZ9aC
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1043Please respect copyright.PENANACE7lPKoHoH
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAsPKh48I2NN
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1043Please respect copyright.PENANAMW1nRC0Z0n
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAMrcztm1kIa
Audio records many casual conversations.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAaClBkw1KRf
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA3H1tsyotC8
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1043Please respect copyright.PENANABU04tE1Vfh
No ghost activity was found at all.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAjggIHJkafK
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAbLiWn7ZhKP
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAZjYmtuSFG5
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAAmKE39dbod
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAVOlngzvv7K
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1043Please respect copyright.PENANArNeyKW0YjM
Went up the hill1043Please respect copyright.PENANADUEWwXgHQv
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA2sYBo7bIy5
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAqdprWf06Re
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAJHk7aN2hYN
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAwhnz7AiPAh
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA1zFGr10cjS
Tonight is different.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAekFczZcLFC
He has nothing left to give to the well.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAzcgrLgGeCv
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAWE1VKl5Te8
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAsKOqzPRW2j
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAnGwKvbvHjd
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAeyNj4twmEt
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAcMg7kTkBt5
He wants it. He needs it.1043Please respect copyright.PENANACQDaMrFrrk
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAsnxFvRfocb
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1043Please respect copyright.PENANANlgEes2Luu
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAutHxGW9B2v
"Go get 'em, tiger."1043Please respect copyright.PENANAvAYCtqck1X
And so a door closes, another opens.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA29mRlhVJlo
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1043Please respect copyright.PENANA4i2EfGlhLF
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAYnLn4Wv0Iq
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1043Please respect copyright.PENANATH4N4uA7zj
He grasps it.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAVKk7VarqTi
"Ready?"1043Please respect copyright.PENANAE5Kcre59P4
The person answers. "Ready."1043Please respect copyright.PENANAwPRHVXkDEa
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1043Please respect copyright.PENANATMWZbqXhTJ
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAOnePOlRoPX
Silence.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAafvAalOlBX
Everything stops.1043Please respect copyright.PENANALeXpy8mJg1
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAtF4jn5C5k3
I wish…1043Please respect copyright.PENANAWKkoO9r8IP
I wish…1043Please respect copyright.PENANAOknlggCZHw
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1043Please respect copyright.PENANAiTao7X2HuL
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1043Please respect copyright.PENANAwFhOKUFr5M
-chalkboard stories-1043Please respect copyright.PENANAV1K6ya58v5
its only an enigma1043Please respect copyright.PENANAsikKlGrakh
if you want it to be