衰運爆表的現代地球人言潶,從小就有「黑手王」的稱號,幸運彷彿跟他是絕緣體般,從來不會降臨到他身上。182Please respect copyright.PENANAJZX8noBXFI
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某天,莫名捲入一起黑色交易事件,並被迫開始逃亡,在被逼入絕境之時,言潶此時心裡只有一個想法「握嘈!上天終於完全放棄老子了,但我覺得我還可以搶救一下!」182Please respect copyright.PENANA7k7ajUYpGX
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腦子以時速500的速度轉動想法子,突然靈光一閃「我記得爸爸死前告訴我,如果我遇到大困難的時候可以唸一個咒語救我,但僅限一次!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAJzHi6wFzgH
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正當猶豫真實性的時候,黑衣人已經追上來舉著搶並喊著「喂!你!不准動!再動我就開槍了啊!!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAsnplJe1qHJ
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「大哥…我跟這個案件真的沒關係啊!我那天只是剛好路過買個飲料而已啊!」言潶此時希望如果能回到那天我就算渴死也不出門了!!182Please respect copyright.PENANAobmDwcI4k4
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「你以為你說這種屁話,我們會信?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAeK20RPgbzD
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言潶深感絕望扶額「不管了!死馬當活馬醫!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAGMetpY9b2O
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接著深吸一口氣便大聲喊著:絕世帥氣妖王陛下請救救我!!182Please respect copyright.PENANAIyHRQlRtEx
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「……」黑衣人以看智障的眼神看著言潶182Please respect copyright.PENANAnV6kKsF05c
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「呃…」最怕空氣突然安靜,想必就是此情此景了吧…182Please respect copyright.PENANAbZJCV1XJqZ
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(不管了,趁他們還在錯愕的時候,快溜!快溜!)俗話說的好,遇到難事就應該三十六計走為上策,而不是相信那個笨蛋老爸不知道從哪裡學來的中二台詞!182Please respect copyright.PENANAy6Zw5BFZfl
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「喂!別跑!!給我站住!」182Please respect copyright.PENANANvGwv6ewMY
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「你們叫我站住,我就站住啊!?我又不是傻子!」邊逃跑還不忘回頭作死挑釁一下182Please respect copyright.PENANA1xNO0p8OY6
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「少跟我耍嘴皮子了!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAXFUbBn3NIy
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言潶白目的挑釁完得意洋洋轉頭回來,沒注意竟一腳踩空,從山林的斜坡上滑了下去「啊!!!!!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAO7m8KVAZnj
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此時內心已經放棄人生,準備投胎了,雙眼一閉等著承受跌落山腳的痛楚。182Please respect copyright.PENANAJIuTX3xj25
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然而,等待許久「嗯…?怎麼,不會痛?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAbCFn0NvZvZ
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「人類?」低沉的聲音從頭頂上悠悠傳來182Please respect copyright.PENANAn6Zoc6doqQ
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而並沒有迎來預想中疼痛的言潶一臉懵逼,慢慢的抬起頭環顧四周說著「你是誰?這裡是哪?我剛剛不是在山上?慘了,黑衣人呢?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAyOz0AIOX5y
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「人類,你從哪蹦出來的?」來人抬起言潶的下巴仔細打量了一番182Please respect copyright.PENANAxsh02y8WhX
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言潶想甩開他的手,卻發現他的力氣很大根本甩不開,便仔細的看著眼前的這個人「你…不是人?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAfdSNHlwvue
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眼前這位男子似乎有些驚訝便道「你如何得知?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAB5FNUrWPLJ
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「因為你身體一直散發著奇怪的黑紫色氣體,跟人不一樣,但我不知道你是什麼,只知道你絕對不是普通人類。」182Please respect copyright.PENANATepYR37583
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「喔~有趣!人類,本王看中你了!」說畢,便放開了手站了起來182Please respect copyright.PENANAURSK2k7XO5
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「蛤?什麼?話說你到底是誰啊?」182Please respect copyright.PENANA8PZVG0sBbU
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「本王乃是妖族之王,肖墨。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAtk9rBNLW3y
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「你是妖王!?」言潶不可置信的看著眼前這個自稱妖王的人182Please respect copyright.PENANAX7UGebNsEk
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「絕無戲言」182Please respect copyright.PENANAZLG6SDqrPU
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「握嘈!老爸沒騙我!?對了,你二十幾年前有沒有遇過其他人類之類的?」182Please respect copyright.PENANA3gFFc9pGf8
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「沒有,本王與你一樣,剛來到此處」肖墨想來,他也是在言潶之前早一步來到人界而已182Please respect copyright.PENANA2SK2Pr1fig
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「你不是這裡的人…呃,妖?你也是穿越的?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAD8B7fFruyx
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「不,本王情形與你不同,本王是從妖界來的,算是這個世界的妖,只是身處不同地點罷了」182Please respect copyright.PENANAJyW5cBD0jQ
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「你沒召喚我?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAlDFtQcBAM7
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「召喚?本王先前不認識你,何來召喚一說?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAyQpj7ZrJw8
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言潶看著肖墨覺得他不像在說謊,但為何那麼剛好的跟他在同一地點,又剛好是妖王?「巧合?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAg7zk7I3Ucl
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「人類,你可有名字?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAo2gkQkeTID
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「啊,我叫言潶。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAoKtUdpHVwK
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「言潶,本王看中你,允許你與本王一同去收回本王的妖力。」肖墨居高臨下的看著還坐在地上的言潶182Please respect copyright.PENANAinDQOeNZLu
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言潶此時站起身拍拍屁股的塵土說「你看中是你家的事,我不要!我還要找回家的方法呢!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAW1xPtRBJzc
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「本王興許可以幫你回家」182Please respect copyright.PENANAOGdvCzaTIB
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言潶一聽瞬間瞪大眼睛看著肖墨「你說什麼!?你不會騙我吧?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAajqzPOcxZv
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「你只要幫本王找回妖力,本王便可用妖力讓你回去」182Please respect copyright.PENANA5c8MWsqArk
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「我看你連穿越是什麼都不知道吧?又怎麼幫我回去?別騙我了哼,根本只是想利用我吧?」言潶邊說邊仔細觀察肖墨臉上的表情,看他有沒有說謊182Please respect copyright.PENANAV9BBcS0JIx
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「本王雖不知你所說的“穿越”為何物,但你說你是從別的世界來的,便好辦了!」182Please respect copyright.PENANALBivmKw6pu
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「怎麼個辦法?你說說?」182Please respect copyright.PENANArfjydTbc5R
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「本王有一法寶,乃是穿梭各個地方的天門,只要心中想要去哪,打開此門便是你所想之地。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAuaaBcdYEDG
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言潶一聽便興奮的說「那你趕快帶我去吧!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAWetXmyAcdQ
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「不可,本王說過,必須先找回本王的妖力,此法寶在妖界的王宮裡,本王沒有妖力便不得進去。」182Please respect copyright.PENANApkfQri9ebm
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「為什麼!?你不是妖王嗎?」言潶心想,這傢伙也不笨嘛,沒有馬上被我繞進去。182Please respect copyright.PENANAEAqcV6j930
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「想來便覺氣憤,本王被弟弟及其臣子陷害,將本王的妖力打散,導致現下本王的法力四分五裂,而目前體內僅剩五分之一的妖力了。」肖墨邊說邊散發著殺氣,彷彿弟弟就真的出現在眼前,隨時斬殺。182Please respect copyright.PENANAJy5F9wa8ci
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「唉,好吧…我們就互相幫助吧!我幫你找回妖力然後你幫我回家,ok?」言潶決定暫且先幫助肖墨找回妖力,畢竟這是目前唯一的辦法,如果後來發現有別的方法也不遲182Please respect copyright.PENANAgOw7m0b6M4
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「o…k?為何物?」肖墨歪著頭表示不解182Please respect copyright.PENANAgNlhyD5loM
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「啊,ok就是表示同意的意思!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAvyvc5I41hT
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「那,本王也ok。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAuQ9A9C7pWD
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言潶看著眼前這個看似老成聰穎的妖王大人,竟覺得或許他的內心並不像表面這樣,不然也不會蠢到跟剛見面的人,也不試探一下馬上就邀請陌生人與他一起找回重要的妖力了,如果自己是個壞人故意騙妖王大人好奪取他的妖力,我看他怎麼辦!182Please respect copyright.PENANAqaUc54hFwt
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「言潶?走吧?」肖墨的聲音,打斷了言潶的思考182Please respect copyright.PENANA7b0zeJi6Lp
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「嗯。」唉…算了,這段日子就充當他的委託人兼保母吧!