PART10 惡整自己216Please respect copyright.PENANABd35G4WgkF
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「世界上最慘烈的事是什麼?是被人惡整都不夠還要自己惡整自己好讓這場慘烈戰爭雪上加霜!216Please respect copyright.PENANAVpiq9akx1V
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回想起來,自出娘胎起,我被冠上無敵小霸王的綽號就是因為我是陳家的九代單傳,家中上下都非常的疼我寵我,當我愈來愈大時,我的風雲事跡由小學去到中學,記得小學時,我某一天的小休時間偷偷地潛入了音樂器具室,打算練練鋼琴,誰料到意外發現了有人比我先到一步…216Please respect copyright.PENANArUA8SSV6r5
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正當我要轉身離去時,琴聲停止,那位女同學驚愕地說:『啊!怎麼有人進來?喂!你絕對不要告訴老師我在這裡!』216Please respect copyright.PENANA7z2ugnpL9j
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我心想『有沒搞錯?我也怕你對老師打小報告話說我也在這裡…』結果,當我和她離開音樂器具室時…恐怖事發生了!一個棒球從外以猛烈地打中了天花頂的燈泡…破裂的碎片如雪花紛飛!216Please respect copyright.PENANABcSc6CVMQM
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由於棒球是從校外打進的所以嫌疑犯只余下我和那女生,但是…那女生卻誣蔑是我干的…我稱霸江湖的人生中終於經歷了第一次被人惡整事件到最後由家人和學校周旋下解決…216Please respect copyright.PENANAqhg37huTqJ
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從此以後,我對女生,尤其是愈漂亮說的話,我絕對不會相信!之後,到了中學,我們一班男生集體針對班中某位娘娘腔的男同學,人稱「小賢子」(對清朝太監的叫法)…那天風和日麗的午飯時間,我們一班男子漢在操場打完籃球後就衝進課室進行「惡整『小賢子』」大行動!216Please respect copyright.PENANASlZyzF8J4m
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『升旗儀式正式進行!唱校歌!』我一聲令下,小賢子的書包就被其它男同學合力用百葉窗簾的繩子釣起直達天花邊…當時大家的歡笑聲多麼響亮!216Please respect copyright.PENANAHPZTPHo9j7
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當被玩對像吃完午飯回來後,他果然如我們大家所料嚎啕大哭,這慘烈的哭聲真的聽得我心癢癢,恨不得再惡整他!要怪就怪我最憎男人娘娘腔,特別是他那副尊容讓我想起小學時那個大膽地惡整我的女生!216Please respect copyright.PENANAjZPFC5pD3R
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不過…大概是我過去惡整人無數,上天終於看不過眼要懲罰我…人生第二十七個年頭我竟然要惡整自己(?)」216Please respect copyright.PENANATg2bnhCyg7
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陳樹宏身穿高貴的黑禮服,他邊抽煙邊回憶到以往的惡整事件…話說今天平安夜216Please respect copyright.PENANA8OndlSVTYc
是他和國內編輯樓之一「國輝」的太子女原嘉惠的訂婚儀式。216Please respect copyright.PENANAY7XmM2SMlT
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「啊!我上個月都已跟她說我是同性戀!怎麼她還答應這場訂婚?」216Please respect copyright.PENANA3JtAp3G2PN
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「哥!冷靜點!要怪就怪你是「天堂」的太子爺將來的繼承人!上個月我被媽叫到「天堂」頂樓就是說她非常緊張這場屬於傳媒的世紀訂婚,她不停的叮囑我要替她好好留意你有沒有什麼不明動靜!結果…哥,我真的想不到你會自己惡整自己…哥,你怎會是同性戀呢?會相信你說的話的人才是天底下最白痴,唉…」216Please respect copyright.PENANANIwkKynYUj
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陳敏兒轉身走回君華酒店的禮堂時,陳樹宏顯得震驚問:「你怎麼知道我騙嘉惠的原因?」216Please respect copyright.PENANAExv357H222
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「我從你喜歡的人那裡聽到!」陳敏兒笑瞇瞇的伸手拍了拍他的肩膀說。216Please respect copyright.PENANAHwGJ3WFKHp
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「妹!我從來沒有說過她是我喜歡的人,但是…她怎麼會知道那件事?」216Please respect copyright.PENANAQMUFIuUsAx
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平安夜的晚上,君華酒店再次集合城中所有頭號人物,簡直是萬千星輝賀兩大傳媒大亨嫁女娶媳婦雖說只是場訂婚,但酒店門口由今天早上起就聚集了無數各地而來采訪的傳媒,不過現在還多了一位不速之客(?)216Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7Hu4P5yhR
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『歡迎大家來臨,我犬兒陳樹宏和國輝千金原嘉惠的訂婚儀式,今晚將會成為傳媒界的世紀盛事!』陳樹宏眼見父親邊演講邊狠瞪自己,他絕對明白老人家怕自己會悔婚!216Please respect copyright.PENANAqypeb6nNgc
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“我真想悔婚,又怕丟了家族面子才拖到現在,怎麼辦?原嘉惠,她看來真的很想嫁我,啊!我真是罪孽…靚仔不是罪過就是麻煩!”216Please respect copyright.PENANAqtUMq07x6g
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「哥!請不要自戀!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAVT4QoN3eWa
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穿了紅色連身裙的陳敏兒,她站在哥哥的身邊一眼就看穿他在想什麼,因為他那副自找煩惱又加幾分沾沾自喜的複雜表情出賣了他!216Please respect copyright.PENANAuPJakCXzem
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陳樹宏搶著解釋:「我最近看『自戀刑警』太多才導致…」216Please respect copyright.PENANA06cVhY5L4g
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「花痴症,我明白,哥!你差不多要出場,祝你好運!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAXfiPs7E3xh
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紅白玫瑰花所布置的禮堂裡,陳樹宏半放棄狀態下給一臉幸福笑容的原嘉惠挽著手走在暗紫紅色的地毯上時,現場嘉賓席上竟然跑出一個「程咬金」(?)216Please respect copyright.PENANA2YZGemoLQL
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『Peter!我不能夠讓你結婚!』216Please respect copyright.PENANAA0A4ILqWdv
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「什麼?」陳樹宏驚嚇的說。216Please respect copyright.PENANAiYetsB9ps4
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『叫保安來帶他出去!』儀式的主持人說。216Please respect copyright.PENANA2OpUyg2UPk
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陳原兩家聯婚中擔心訂婚不成的人數不清,於此現場嘩聲不盡,但准新娘原嘉惠見慣大場面更絲毫沒有被那個自稱陳樹宏情人的男子嚇倒,她鎮定說:「等一下,我想問先生你貴姓?來到我和樹宏的訂婚宴會上到底有何目的?」216Please respect copyright.PENANA3NSp9Gntzz
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「我叫原耀,二年前就認識Peter,他在我的生日派對更向我說『喜歡我』!所以我不能夠放棄他,我已經愛上他啦!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAiqAx394KP6
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陳樹宏聽到心情亂七八糟根本無能力思考…216Please respect copyright.PENANAU2KVNr3sXg
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「啊!原來樹宏你上個月對我說的話是真的?你是Gay…要我怎麼和你結婚啊?」原嘉惠愈說愈高音,差一點可以震爆玻璃杯!216Please respect copyright.PENANASPiqG1PxAE
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“Gay…不能結婚?”電光火石間,陳樹宏想到這場爛攤子的解決辦法!216Please respect copyright.PENANAvgHdD0NXEN
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陳樹宏衝到上台搶走主持人的麥克風大聲說:「各位!請冷靜下來!我有事要說!」216Please respect copyright.PENANABEGo14Xs7e
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訂婚宴上的所有嘉賓都馬上收聲,全場進入沉默,空氣間只余下陳樹宏一人緊張的心跳聲…「其實,原耀先生和我曾經是情侶關係,我承認我是同性戀…對不起,個人問題下我取消和原嘉惠小姐的婚約!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAagordWMljG
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「YEAH!!!!」主角之一的國輝太子女原嘉惠高興地歡呼,她笑中有淚說:「終於不用結婚啦!樹宏,我知道你都不想娶我,但是沒想到要你如此委屈向全世界承認你是Gay…Sorry,honey!」216Please respect copyright.PENANAiKg3S8ccYI
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「妳…」陳樹宏氣紅了臉,當場尷尬極了,眼泛淚光的他下一秒已經後悔莫及,因為哪有直男承認自己根本是彎?!216Please respect copyright.PENANAMLI1x4zfmY
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一瞬間,他的世界被自己惡整下來了個360度改變,216Please respect copyright.PENANAZtZ7mg7evx
雖然前面荊棘滿途,但願他能夠頂住...216Please respect copyright.PENANAk57b00mHQU
『GAY』這塊閃亮金牌平安地渡過一世…阿門!216Please respect copyright.PENANABV8uQqo4G3
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