【009】【主線】《仗劍衛道,踏上征途。》
在前往東方的尋人路上,途經一海灘,181Please respect copyright.PENANADHFiL4y1tg
剛巧,遇到四名大漢,欺負一隻海龜。🐢
四名大漢,體格魁梧,胸前分別寫著︰181Please respect copyright.PENANA9IYpcaaEUB
【東邪】【西毒】【南帝】【北丐】
莊園之子 雖然雙目失明,181Please respect copyright.PENANASaWElHDg3y
但對於這種 人多欺龜少的劣行,181Please respect copyright.PENANAOTQDhPAcO7
看不過眼。
決意挺身而出,教訓這幫惡人。
莊園之子 擋在海龜身前,開口說道︰181Please respect copyright.PENANAYhskZOVVD0
「你們這幫流氓,181Please respect copyright.PENANADGWczp0bfO
有本事,放開那只海龜,衝我來!」
【東邪】︰「你知道,我們是誰嗎?」
莊園之子︰「我怎知道…」
【西毒】︰181Please respect copyright.PENANAMY9koEoqoD
「我們可是 ふ巴(fu巴)大人的 四大護法!181Please respect copyright.PENANAXrUnqNMyQe
威名遠播,聲名顯赫,181Please respect copyright.PENANAzmnVNU0hm6
身懷絕技,各據一方,181Please respect copyright.PENANAPUZR1fNdoX
人稱︰181Please respect copyright.PENANAfmjpI1Gbec
武林四傑,江湖至尊!」
【南帝】:181Please respect copyright.PENANAToVmWf8k5S
「一個瞎眼農夫,還學人多管閒事…」
【北丐】:181Please respect copyright.PENANAvX6uviywyX
「給他一些教訓,讓他今後,181Please respect copyright.PENANAlQOEyzP2ep
有田沒手種,有路沒腳走。」
語畢,四人展開包圍。
【北丐】
【西毒】【莊園之子】【東邪】
【南帝】
181Please respect copyright.PENANAeDBhoS45bK
莊園之子,悠然自得,181Please respect copyright.PENANA4n7CHe0ZJp
不慌不忙,從容出戰,181Please respect copyright.PENANAN6UgVV3G9R
以一敵四,遊刃有餘,181Please respect copyright.PENANAY1UbaFlhtT
不露破綻,不落下風。
看準時機,往身後一退,181Please respect copyright.PENANAZhU2HkXQAg
把四大高手 拉攏成一直線。
然後,從腰間掏出【上古神蕉】🍌181Please respect copyright.PENANAPeWI5UyZWn
往前一擲,香蕉在四人之間 來回彈射,181Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3lStaf4Z1
造成四連擊。(4 combo)
181Please respect copyright.PENANASiMRwwziWG
【香蕉】181Please respect copyright.PENANADng7c9wAUg
↗181Please respect copyright.PENANADVfOFQh1Dj
【北丐】181Please respect copyright.PENANAE8jhje9c7S
↖181Please respect copyright.PENANAbeSrrujfbO
【南帝】181Please respect copyright.PENANAHubrlboPLQ
↗181Please respect copyright.PENANAIEMaFVeO5M
【西毒】181Please respect copyright.PENANA8rCabThCaE
↖181Please respect copyright.PENANARKnL97y4d9
【東邪】181Please respect copyright.PENANAP7yziH9tEK
↗181Please respect copyright.PENANA8O2JUQ6BJF
【莊園之子】
181Please respect copyright.PENANAHzSVbR0yMS
四大高手,身受重創,負傷倒地。
莊園之子 撿起地上的香蕉,收回腰間。181Please respect copyright.PENANAAR2sOMGHuu
然後,對著四人 說︰181Please respect copyright.PENANA7GiN4xiCHv
「我曾對一位臉上有十字疤痕的前輩181Please respect copyright.PENANAAjaqGhKRWa
作出承諾,此生 不再以利器傷人。
故棄劍刃於山野間,181Please respect copyright.PENANA1yoptqnl0c
只留一隻香蕉隨身。
你們都走吧!銘記教誨,181Please respect copyright.PENANAJUl8Y1YgbJ
今後,不要再欺凌弱小。」
語畢,四大高手,抱頭鼠竄,落荒而逃。
海龜 說道︰181Please respect copyright.PENANAYzqCn4Zdae
「感謝閣下 出手相助,181Please respect copyright.PENANA0DCrwrVvKq
為報答此 救命之恩。
這有一錦盒,內藏東海至寶,181Please respect copyright.PENANA4bj4gFzzeh
將來,若遇上危急存亡之時,181Please respect copyright.PENANA1B39x8aXSX
打開它,願能助你渡厄解困。」
臨別時,海龜問了諸葛軍師一道問題︰181Please respect copyright.PENANAmpt3zPdfHH
「本座原有四兄弟,181Please respect copyright.PENANAO0EZXPOws0
失散多年,覓遍天下而不獲,181Please respect copyright.PENANA18oNtO3lwi
軍師可有良策?」
諸葛軍師 抬頭,望著星空 回應道︰181Please respect copyright.PENANAz3X2ttWtFj
「汝往西方而行,若能在下水道,181Please respect copyright.PENANAAvDTSFUy2q
遇上一只武功蓋世的藍色老鼠,181Please respect copyright.PENANA6LlWUGBVhB
不用多言,立馬上前拜牠為師。
不久的將來,你們兄弟四人,181Please respect copyright.PENANAMn7GWK0pj6
會聚首一堂,口吃著 PIZZA,🍕181Please respect copyright.PENANAysZnQHYG5E
手拿著兵刃,守護世界和平。」
海龜拜謝,道別,回到海中。
作品連結︰
《失明斷臂的農夫 戀上 壞掉語音的人偶》
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