【009】【主線】《仗劍衛道,踏上征途。》
在前往東方的尋人路上,途經一海灘,180Please respect copyright.PENANAGJmhnHQezd
剛巧,遇到四名大漢,欺負一隻海龜。🐢
四名大漢,體格魁梧,胸前分別寫著︰180Please respect copyright.PENANAUHjIWDxiPW
【東邪】【西毒】【南帝】【北丐】
莊園之子 雖然雙目失明,180Please respect copyright.PENANAfk30sR2duI
但對於這種 人多欺龜少的劣行,180Please respect copyright.PENANAA4pPED82Bc
看不過眼。
決意挺身而出,教訓這幫惡人。
莊園之子 擋在海龜身前,開口說道︰180Please respect copyright.PENANAjT9R3H94PJ
「你們這幫流氓,180Please respect copyright.PENANA75F1z5NEWN
有本事,放開那只海龜,衝我來!」
【東邪】︰「你知道,我們是誰嗎?」
莊園之子︰「我怎知道…」
【西毒】︰180Please respect copyright.PENANAYj3jODq44m
「我們可是 ふ巴(fu巴)大人的 四大護法!180Please respect copyright.PENANAAWdzpIujuI
威名遠播,聲名顯赫,180Please respect copyright.PENANAj8r3G5bQ1E
身懷絕技,各據一方,180Please respect copyright.PENANA7mSnSrdKXn
人稱︰180Please respect copyright.PENANA7RUARbzSPR
武林四傑,江湖至尊!」
【南帝】:180Please respect copyright.PENANAdv9RWlaJ3q
「一個瞎眼農夫,還學人多管閒事…」
【北丐】:180Please respect copyright.PENANA7HgFvDyYxh
「給他一些教訓,讓他今後,180Please respect copyright.PENANAsfrPJFHxWs
有田沒手種,有路沒腳走。」
語畢,四人展開包圍。
【北丐】
【西毒】【莊園之子】【東邪】
【南帝】
180Please respect copyright.PENANAgr94pBayuD
莊園之子,悠然自得,180Please respect copyright.PENANAxRfQSRGLZJ
不慌不忙,從容出戰,180Please respect copyright.PENANA1ytKAjPJfk
以一敵四,遊刃有餘,180Please respect copyright.PENANAzhktNeGacB
不露破綻,不落下風。
看準時機,往身後一退,180Please respect copyright.PENANA2aKHKk2CLz
把四大高手 拉攏成一直線。
然後,從腰間掏出【上古神蕉】🍌180Please respect copyright.PENANARQmMYTc4x0
往前一擲,香蕉在四人之間 來回彈射,180Please respect copyright.PENANAoczlSsON7S
造成四連擊。(4 combo)
180Please respect copyright.PENANAi7sMlUcom0
【香蕉】180Please respect copyright.PENANAbl0RvfANMp
↗180Please respect copyright.PENANABnsmgxS2yb
【北丐】180Please respect copyright.PENANALnlCYXItih
↖180Please respect copyright.PENANA1QWy2zQlLQ
【南帝】180Please respect copyright.PENANAB7dqTlpFUC
↗180Please respect copyright.PENANAMYTCbIMFro
【西毒】180Please respect copyright.PENANAYTINL0CTyx
↖180Please respect copyright.PENANAB1WwopUIUZ
【東邪】180Please respect copyright.PENANA454MtQohwL
↗180Please respect copyright.PENANAwzQAQFyxfJ
【莊園之子】
180Please respect copyright.PENANAqNvE0tviBv
四大高手,身受重創,負傷倒地。
莊園之子 撿起地上的香蕉,收回腰間。180Please respect copyright.PENANAgBKbbMNnCq
然後,對著四人 說︰180Please respect copyright.PENANAETTZf0nmZG
「我曾對一位臉上有十字疤痕的前輩180Please respect copyright.PENANAKxcGxF7W28
作出承諾,此生 不再以利器傷人。
故棄劍刃於山野間,180Please respect copyright.PENANAS9aUM9fv43
只留一隻香蕉隨身。
你們都走吧!銘記教誨,180Please respect copyright.PENANAyneG0trudS
今後,不要再欺凌弱小。」
語畢,四大高手,抱頭鼠竄,落荒而逃。
海龜 說道︰180Please respect copyright.PENANAMjre26xkso
「感謝閣下 出手相助,180Please respect copyright.PENANArc10qarA7q
為報答此 救命之恩。
這有一錦盒,內藏東海至寶,180Please respect copyright.PENANALWU9t4pmZZ
將來,若遇上危急存亡之時,180Please respect copyright.PENANADahEvIE43t
打開它,願能助你渡厄解困。」
臨別時,海龜問了諸葛軍師一道問題︰180Please respect copyright.PENANAZKujc1S3ck
「本座原有四兄弟,180Please respect copyright.PENANAGQsgiIUrV0
失散多年,覓遍天下而不獲,180Please respect copyright.PENANA3iqnRqwJKA
軍師可有良策?」
諸葛軍師 抬頭,望著星空 回應道︰180Please respect copyright.PENANAZ66kknxKHu
「汝往西方而行,若能在下水道,180Please respect copyright.PENANAcfE29PUR1t
遇上一只武功蓋世的藍色老鼠,180Please respect copyright.PENANASFFBheiSG0
不用多言,立馬上前拜牠為師。
不久的將來,你們兄弟四人,180Please respect copyright.PENANAKWWekqdOhI
會聚首一堂,口吃著 PIZZA,🍕180Please respect copyright.PENANA6EnIRUuXYz
手拿著兵刃,守護世界和平。」
海龜拜謝,道別,回到海中。
作品連結︰
《失明斷臂的農夫 戀上 壞掉語音的人偶》
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