【009】【主線】《仗劍衛道,踏上征途。》
在前往東方的尋人路上,途經一海灘,183Please respect copyright.PENANAPfBlvSCty0
剛巧,遇到四名大漢,欺負一隻海龜。🐢
四名大漢,體格魁梧,胸前分別寫著︰183Please respect copyright.PENANAa1vGyiGhro
【東邪】【西毒】【南帝】【北丐】
莊園之子 雖然雙目失明,183Please respect copyright.PENANAGZoLnQ1dTx
但對於這種 人多欺龜少的劣行,183Please respect copyright.PENANAzRlw6I3tAu
看不過眼。
決意挺身而出,教訓這幫惡人。
莊園之子 擋在海龜身前,開口說道︰183Please respect copyright.PENANAaJ0v7FHf7N
「你們這幫流氓,183Please respect copyright.PENANAoMMMqg4rQE
有本事,放開那只海龜,衝我來!」
【東邪】︰「你知道,我們是誰嗎?」
莊園之子︰「我怎知道…」
【西毒】︰183Please respect copyright.PENANAU59toTkrmy
「我們可是 ふ巴(fu巴)大人的 四大護法!183Please respect copyright.PENANAlIFFGv4WYi
威名遠播,聲名顯赫,183Please respect copyright.PENANAt0ITEmeD7V
身懷絕技,各據一方,183Please respect copyright.PENANAsqlu1xhrjA
人稱︰183Please respect copyright.PENANAvo1LAi5X4s
武林四傑,江湖至尊!」
【南帝】:183Please respect copyright.PENANAEPY72Oan8w
「一個瞎眼農夫,還學人多管閒事…」
【北丐】:183Please respect copyright.PENANAh4yFyxG1kg
「給他一些教訓,讓他今後,183Please respect copyright.PENANAPDy60fS9r3
有田沒手種,有路沒腳走。」
語畢,四人展開包圍。
【北丐】
【西毒】【莊園之子】【東邪】
【南帝】
183Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1jqM1oAJk
莊園之子,悠然自得,183Please respect copyright.PENANAL9rqRz1SGZ
不慌不忙,從容出戰,183Please respect copyright.PENANAii3PSImkMV
以一敵四,遊刃有餘,183Please respect copyright.PENANAKtTkx3Q3Ns
不露破綻,不落下風。
看準時機,往身後一退,183Please respect copyright.PENANArddBGk8ubd
把四大高手 拉攏成一直線。
然後,從腰間掏出【上古神蕉】🍌183Please respect copyright.PENANAIbvXw5NO1U
往前一擲,香蕉在四人之間 來回彈射,183Please respect copyright.PENANAfhpsWiMMEU
造成四連擊。(4 combo)
183Please respect copyright.PENANA9JuU8iU2vk
【香蕉】183Please respect copyright.PENANAJGEuYbvfRA
↗183Please respect copyright.PENANAi4NQXKKAgQ
【北丐】183Please respect copyright.PENANA4k99YmSyi8
↖183Please respect copyright.PENANARRmCDQqfzo
【南帝】183Please respect copyright.PENANAFLmDgJhBQU
↗183Please respect copyright.PENANA2qbAMIpOpm
【西毒】183Please respect copyright.PENANAC2t1fPUx39
↖183Please respect copyright.PENANAVpguiNEupi
【東邪】183Please respect copyright.PENANAfcPdDdivfd
↗183Please respect copyright.PENANAuGn08y9I2G
【莊園之子】
183Please respect copyright.PENANAFLUmhbtMHp
四大高手,身受重創,負傷倒地。
莊園之子 撿起地上的香蕉,收回腰間。183Please respect copyright.PENANAOLFwgWRK6c
然後,對著四人 說︰183Please respect copyright.PENANAdVPb0aCZp5
「我曾對一位臉上有十字疤痕的前輩183Please respect copyright.PENANAERjOYoF9Xf
作出承諾,此生 不再以利器傷人。
故棄劍刃於山野間,183Please respect copyright.PENANA2G8vKCT0Vb
只留一隻香蕉隨身。
你們都走吧!銘記教誨,183Please respect copyright.PENANAyhatQ1ruma
今後,不要再欺凌弱小。」
語畢,四大高手,抱頭鼠竄,落荒而逃。
海龜 說道︰183Please respect copyright.PENANAl3XlOHH4eN
「感謝閣下 出手相助,183Please respect copyright.PENANAXxjxUMZoKJ
為報答此 救命之恩。
這有一錦盒,內藏東海至寶,183Please respect copyright.PENANAOCvMoL4PX8
將來,若遇上危急存亡之時,183Please respect copyright.PENANAxv1zTFwO08
打開它,願能助你渡厄解困。」
臨別時,海龜問了諸葛軍師一道問題︰183Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kmlf0A87B
「本座原有四兄弟,183Please respect copyright.PENANAidscnfc9t9
失散多年,覓遍天下而不獲,183Please respect copyright.PENANAguiRLKA6AZ
軍師可有良策?」
諸葛軍師 抬頭,望著星空 回應道︰183Please respect copyright.PENANAKtTFqLKgbO
「汝往西方而行,若能在下水道,183Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ7WUnQj0t
遇上一只武功蓋世的藍色老鼠,183Please respect copyright.PENANAlrK1THVSDu
不用多言,立馬上前拜牠為師。
不久的將來,你們兄弟四人,183Please respect copyright.PENANAG4h1vCO5ZU
會聚首一堂,口吃著 PIZZA,🍕183Please respect copyright.PENANAk7E26F4FMj
手拿著兵刃,守護世界和平。」
海龜拜謝,道別,回到海中。
作品連結︰
《失明斷臂的農夫 戀上 壞掉語音的人偶》
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