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小蘿莉的臉,舔起來好細好柔軟,還有股淡淡奶香味,真的就像可口的牛奶霜淇淋,會讓人忍不住想要一口又一口一直舔下去……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAsqus9SOc8U
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說到這裡,你有認真想過為什麼會有蘿莉控想要舔小蘿莉?因為蘿莉控都是變態?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAQkqm4g6sfm
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另外,我聽說過幾次鄙視發言:關於小蘿莉的小說都很無腦……1939Please respect copyright.PENANA2VpNI2JS07
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我覺得這本書說的一些事情,搞不好真的比那樣的人還要有在用腦想。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAka3ZCLglIN
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『可愛的艾莉絲啊……妳的爸爸媽媽已經不要妳,從今天開始必須和哥哥一起生活,知道嗎?』1939Please respect copyright.PENANAPo03sTpmAe
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因為語言不通,所以我真的有心理準備需要好一段時間才能把這件事情傳達給她。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAR1oJLtFMdE
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你應該可以瞭解,語言不通的情況下,想要傳達複雜事情是多麼的不容易。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAgMFAIklZ4r
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不過我真的不瞭解怎麼回事,艾莉絲好像很快就懂。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAlp3StGUGPK
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艾莉絲好像真的已經知道自己被父母拋棄。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAkMKjzfpc4G
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因此艾莉絲皺起整張小臉,萬分心碎的張嘴痛哭。1939Please respect copyright.PENANADXZw64cRWt
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哭的就像被拋棄的小貓咪,一直喵喵哭叫,希望貓媽媽回來把自己撿回去。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA35tD75lMmt
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我能做的、真的只有緊緊擁抱艾莉絲,哄她,安慰她,給她加倍的疼愛,負起責任照顧這隻小蘿莉。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA9K2MQItdkb
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照顧小女孩,真的好不容易啊……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAbahwkgYFpt
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總之,艾莉絲和我的『相逢』經過就是這樣。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAS22nS0iFzg
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花大錢買小女孩回家陪伴的我。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAgBU5ZMUuug
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因為貧窮而被家人狠心賣掉的她。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA61RbIbJ52N
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本名『伊娃.莎娃波拉.瓦倫提尼』的這隻萌萌喵,就此來到有熊家,成為『有熊艾莉絲』,一隻完全屬於我的小蘿莉。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAFxp7jG0dcp
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是的,『完全屬於我』。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAYkEvAGSeBE
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你要說是『禁臠』也可以。(請先自行查閱禁臠的正確意思)1939Please respect copyright.PENANACxpGHVqBrg
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艾莉絲這塊肉,我絕對不放手,不讓他人碰。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA1DBdqNPxL7
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我是真的要親手把八歲的艾莉絲養育長大,再自然而然的娶她為妻。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAg525O4AFVG
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如同光源氏君,把年幼的小紫帶回家養育照顧,直到十三歲再正式圓房,迎娶為妻妾。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAifRkeShIl3
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所以這段養育艾莉絲的時間也不必多久,短短幾年而已。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA4fO2as8ooj
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畢竟女孩子和男孩子真的不同,女孩的身心成長真的非常快。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAYegRSlzv0Z
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到時候,相信艾莉絲一定會瞭解,一定會接受我為丈夫。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEyK0bNdVRU
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如果真的有人想:艾莉絲拼死反抗怎麼辦?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAjh1h1FTj28
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那種會覺得『我寧願死也不跟不喜歡的人繁衍』的人,根本好萊塢風格愛情電影看太多,不懂過去百萬年的人類是怎麼走過來,也不懂最重要的人心。1939Please respect copyright.PENANABA0alWt36o
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愛情的本質是發情,了不起幾年時間而已,這幾年的時間差不多可以把下一代照顧到具有基本求生能力……愛情不過如此,沒有電影說的那麼神奇美好。1939Please respect copyright.PENANANHzYZQaD0X
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不為什麼。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAIR3VHEgBSO
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只因為人類接受命運的韌性真的超乎想像。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAXnqhR0sEYK
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不說別的,光看華人世界過去二千年的媒妁之言、父母指婚,不是一路繁衍到今天了。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAqahQILYKNo
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再看看現代中東世界,女性要嫁給誰根本難以自己決定,每天有那麼多女性嫁給未從見過的男人,中東世界有怎麼樣嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAAWoxswAAPX
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再說,戀愛結婚?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAGTxOIouqV1
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這種近千年才有的文化事情,不覺得拿出來說嘴的份量太輕?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAgDMffkhrmv
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事實是,過去數百萬年的人類雌性都是強姦懷孕。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAm66kSHrWst
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底下,我只舉一個例子,其他例子自己想像。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAkqUSLTJumQ
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雌性蹲在河邊彎腰,雙手盛水喝,後方草叢忽然衝出一個雄性,抓著雌性腰部挺槍直上……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAeKfsd416Oi
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以現代人的觀點來看,的確是強姦沒有錯。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA1qXS0sCQYK
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不過,原始人像這樣強姦雌性有問題嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAFjWCpXQzdl
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難不成原始人還會慢慢的談戀愛,早晚噓寒問暖,三餐送上,女方點頭再開心交配?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAJRPpA6YGSU
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人類度過的百萬年時間,真的就是那樣的強姦時代。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA16oaCda9pq
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因為百萬年來的雄性不間斷強姦雌性,人類物種才會獲得一個又一個傳承下去的機會。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA4QYE097xFB
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持續百萬年之久的強姦大環境,真的深深烙印在每個人的基因之中,不是短短幾千年現代文明可以壓制改變。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAwzRWrQ37sv
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百萬年來不間斷的強姦雌性,的確深厚的促成這方面的性擇了。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAbgxqpR4E0r
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所以,艾莉絲會拼死反抗我?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAIVC7y84qDc
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『我寧願死也不跟不喜歡的男人生小孩』這樣的雌性,本質上不存在,只存在於無知者的嘴砲中。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAbvgQCHJCCk
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因為會真的產生如此激烈反應的基因,早該在百萬年的強姦演化之中消滅。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAo1ynI7mpXu
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只要一被強姦懷孕就真的自殺去死,怎麼可能把自己體內的這種激烈基因傳承散播出去?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAAGRFTk6WLD
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再來,我可以小舉另一個例子,說明女性對於強姦這件事的實際基因反應。1939Please respect copyright.PENANArUoZ5NBTDY
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女性為主要買家的動漫或是言情小說,女主常常被霸氣的男主角硬上,雖然女主百般不願,不過最後還是越看男主越上眼,直到愛上男主。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAkRdcMOzFjR
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『好討厭的發展……可是也好好看喔……』1939Please respect copyright.PENANAs02xqblmq0
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來,讓我們從基因和百萬年演化的角度自問:這樣的女性書,為什麼那麼的有市場?明明是被強姦,為什麼最後會越看霸氣男主越順眼,願意給他生孩子?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAn9C9ze6SuW
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雄性發情,有機會就上---因為過去百萬年都是這樣,不這樣的雄性難以傳承下去。1939Please respect copyright.PENANArer6ioflR6
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越是懂得『強姦之道』的雄性越是子孫繁多。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAlzqyZ7jwMa
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百萬年演化下來,雄性天生的確具有強姦雌性的本能與衝動。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAtcp7kbbk5Q
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不說別的,看看那麼多的強姦A片就該瞭解。1939Please respect copyright.PENANALpQ83NCcAd
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強姦故事緊張刺激又好看,身心正常的雄性都會願意買單,甚至是糾團一起和樂融融觀賞。1939Please respect copyright.PENANArU2bacN3yO
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雄性暴力野蠻又骯髒?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAwTjWXa54WT
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那是遠古基因的呼喚啊……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEuzO0KuNbu
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雌性就是被雄性強姦得逞,不必擔心她真的會去死---因為那麼激烈的雌性基因不可能傳承散播下去。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAKSKtmAOS6q
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會因此去死的雌性,絕對是因為社會觀感作祟,什麼覺得自己永遠變髒了之類的鬼話,和生物基因本性無關的文化殺人,不然就是需要找醫生拿憂鬱藥。1939Please respect copyright.PENANATSnSvolIKL
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再說,真的會因此去死的雌性或許那樣也好,才不會把這樣的問題基因流傳下去,威脅到未來人類的生命延續。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAZd1k6anbs9
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所以百萬年演化下來,雌性真的天生具有被強姦之後逆來順受的能力,看看女主被霸氣男主硬上之後死心塌地的作品有市場,真的就該明白。1939Please respect copyright.PENANARjf5Fe49uA
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雌性M屬性軟弱又無恥?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAILYnAz5nfa
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那是遠古基因的呼喚啊……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAXq9samZVHp
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人類演化直到今天,的的確確經歷過百萬年以上的適者生存,不適者淘汰。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAmHYsYk6nhQ
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更何況,自然界萬物的本性都是自私。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA5VyUT8nsa5
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自私正是要讓『自我』這個生命體有更大的生存可能和繁衍機會。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA5lKVKzKSrn
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我身為人類這種動物,當然也是自私,必須優先為自己著想。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAVCDUjNbok9
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我撒出那麼多錢,投注那麼多心力,既然都已經把艾莉絲弄到手,有可能放她離開?1939Please respect copyright.PENANApdaGzYaVFd
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所以我願意自私。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAfdfKR5FOXT
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我的基因也鼓勵我自私。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAceSPndIROc
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因為我做的,正是基因對生命本體的最大要求。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAAztnAxlKbe
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如同原始人把女人敲昏扛回家交配。1939Please respect copyright.PENANACt1dEotphf
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如同原始部落集體出動,去其他村落搶大量雌性回來繁衍。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA72owutaaoe
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不論你是否喜歡我接著說的話,這都是事實:雌性永遠都是等著雄性搶奪佔有的『寶貴資源』。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAY3KYJ6hhiX
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我把艾莉絲買回家養育的行為正是如此。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA9lefq3MV6h
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確保自己的繁衍交配對像,確保繁衍出後代,確保滿足基因對生命個體的最大要求,這樣的自私永遠都是基因稱讚的好。1939Please respect copyright.PENANALkgzbrQfUp
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這是人類逃脫不了的基因枷鎖。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAHvrPKgEI8m
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因此,認真探究人類的生物本性,真的會有許多讓人意外的發現。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAJNhqvGtNBu
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更會因此發現,現代文明社會的法律規範,有不少都是『反人類本性』,甚至於『文明逼死人』。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAGiluLr4Bgw
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我不會說那些法律規範是錯的。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAJmeKPVqlOC
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相反的,我瞭解不少法律規定的良善用意。1939Please respect copyright.PENANARmeWEBkOF9
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只是,我還是要發自內心的以身為一個 "人類" 的人本角度提出質疑:『人類的發展總是出自人性。現代文明處處打壓人類本性,到底出自人性的哪裡?』1939Please respect copyright.PENANA2ap2jZfQBb
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不過當然,長大之後的艾莉絲絕對不會反抗到那樣的程度。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAdUwMcbQVa0
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先不論人類基因本性什麼的。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAqTtCdXLl2M
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我可是一手養育她長大的哥哥,不是準備強暴她的陌生人。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAH6zLJGjLXH
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數年來的親密照顧陪伴,一定會讓艾莉絲軟化,願意成為我的終生伴侶。1939Please respect copyright.PENANApkDSALP2qd
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這就是從小收養小蘿莉的最大優勢。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAiUt9sD4Kq9
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光源氏計畫萬歲……1939Please respect copyright.PENANACAT7hzG7Xr
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就這樣,我一邊抱著痛哭的艾莉絲哄,一邊想著那些事。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA6r7VVDfudy
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好不容易,艾莉絲終於結束痛哭,非常可憐的淚眼汪汪看著我。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAPDSNG0rN7k
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我終究只能牽著她的柔軟小手,帶她進入蘿莉房的廚房,幫她準備午餐。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAHv8Uq1zfMQ
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畢竟昨天吃過咖哩飯之後,艾莉絲已經二十個小時沒有再進食,一定很餓了。1939Please respect copyright.PENANATaLVmJ84KV
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至於餐點種類,我準備種類豐富的西式午餐,希望可以因此讓艾莉絲開心。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAyKLMTbrR4c
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五穀吐司,燒肉片,培根,水煮蛋,生菜莎拉,起司,馬鈴薯泥,三明治,玉米濃湯,楓糖鬆餅,還有甜甜的冰涼紅茶……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAONgtQdY8r1
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說穿了,大半是從超市買回來的成品,如同昨天弄給她吃的咖哩包那樣,艾莉絲應該也能自己輕鬆弄起來。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA8CAXaUFU4F
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小餐桌,我坐在艾莉絲對面,陪她一起用午餐。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAvHTO8Xgq35
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艾莉絲一直低頭乖乖吃著。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA52f7muGcH3
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吃到連掉在桌上的小碎屑也不浪費,立刻用小指頭捏回嘴裡。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAWfUiu9gbof
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看她吃成這樣,根本不是教養和禮貌的不浪費食物,而是真的一路苦著餓過來,導致一點食物都不放過。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAMpjde8VvOd
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只怕艾莉絲真的會吃不停,非得把整桌食物全部塞進肚子才甘心。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAY0OIuSTPPc
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是真的有必要好好安排艾莉絲的飲食,以免她因為暴飲暴食傷害到自己……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAn9JL4s7r8n
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另外,艾莉絲看起來還是悶悶不樂。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAXnld7xW8E6
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被家人拋棄的真實情況,還是很深的傷害到這隻可憐小蘿莉吧。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAhC6MssKcbg
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所以我應該該怎麼辦才好?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAZnzjHH3YDL
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應該再做些什麼?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAc8U5l6NFni
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有沒有辦法可以讓艾莉絲重新開心起來?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAcVAqIoJD7J
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這時,我注意到艾莉絲嘴角沾到一小團蕃茄醬,她好像一點感覺都沒有的繼續低頭吃午餐。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAuVr9DJrrY1
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我忽然靈機一動。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA6l68LTcvJy
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『不管怎樣,都盡量找點事情轉移艾莉絲的注意力怎麼樣?』1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEiO7hSCMQk
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我開口呼喚:「艾莉絲?」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA5LyBHYNTOk
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她抬頭看我。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAQhFqubLfqk
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我慢慢把自己的臉湊到艾莉絲的面前。1939Please respect copyright.PENANADfaaZHiU0H
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距離近到可以清楚感受到艾莉絲的溫熱鼻息。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA4PjZVUUZyh
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然後我張開嘴。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAf9elm4bn3x
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我伸出舌頭。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAH3ghFILTpW
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我用舌頭舔掉這隻小蘿莉臉上的蕃茄醬。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAU8tffGC6qK
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小女孩的臉,舔起來好細好柔軟,還有股淡淡的奶香味。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAHWMPlZEH0t
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真的就像牛奶霜淇淋,會讓人忍不住想要一口又一口的一直舔下去。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAgjErTIAQTT
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香甜可口,會上癮啊……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAPxbewnqXoI
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說到這裡,你會覺得舔小蘿莉的行為可怕嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAbNBuIHu5eL
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我真的可以瞭解為什麼會有蘿莉控喜歡舔小蘿莉。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAsHBX04PXsZ
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至於你,是否也瞭解為什麼會有蘿莉控喜歡舔小蘿莉?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAChTWcRQ96m
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因為蘿莉控是個變態?1939Please respect copyright.PENANANTjzZ0hrXd
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說到這個,這件事真的很值得先提出來聊聊:人類真的很喜歡使用『變態』或是『北七』之類的簡單字眼。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEH1YrXJf7s
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首先要瞭解,人類的大腦經過百萬年演化,是個一直在尋求答案的器官。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAZLqZPPbreK
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再來必須知道一件事,人類大腦是人體最耗能量的器官。1939Please respect copyright.PENANACNMb9zRWuk
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因此大腦找到越快速便捷的答案越好,才能避免因為思考而造成過多的能量消耗。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAmAVTKHepNZ
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畢竟過去數百萬年人類經歷的原始時代,食物取得不易,能量的消耗越少越有生存優勢。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAL6DHv2FTM4
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就此經過百萬年演化,人類非常喜歡以變態之類情況結案的『快速簡捷答案』。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAyuOsUyJWSh
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把任何行為奇怪的人,或是強烈反社會規範的人,直接打進變態圈,問題好像就此獲得解決。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAV1YEyegTli
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就像遇到理智暫時無法解答的怪事,就說是神鬼的超然作為,問題就此消失無蹤。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAeUgufFPUDD
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但是這樣的答案,真的是你自己想出來的最好答案,或是大腦在無形中操控你進行快速選擇?1939Please respect copyright.PENANA3gON2NYpqC
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『認為喜歡舔小蘿莉的蘿莉控或是類似的人是變態,』做出如此選擇的人不笨,只是被生物演化出來的大腦節能成果牽著走而不自知。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA1PELbJifQd
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『認為眼前難以解釋怪事都是神鬼作為,』那樣的人同樣不笨,也只是被大腦的快速選擇拉著走而已。1939Please respect copyright.PENANANLCLsPqqSp
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畢竟人類大腦演化,真的太優秀了。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAYcQaBWXG4f
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可以消耗龐大能量進行非常理性的智慧思考和處理,讓人類成為地球生物圈的王者。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA2cuD6pkI1T
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也因此人類大腦必須成為一個『喜歡偷懶節能』的器官,以免不知不覺間一直消耗寶貴能量。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAqAGoVMrKFU
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活在以前那種只有單純求生繁衍的原始時代,快速答案可行,事實上節能特點的確已經演化的這麼優秀。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAPECtkpyPRA
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問題是你我生活的現代已經不是簡單的原始世界,是複雜多面相的文明社會。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAqrRNz1CW8i
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人類親自發展出的『文明社會』,讓一切不再簡單。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAm40c1J6Wy5
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大腦偷懶節能得來的答案,在這麼複雜的時代,你覺得可靠嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAL7e6Gh79RD
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把喜歡舔小蘿莉的蘿莉控歸類為變態,絕對是非常偷懶的答案。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA3IbNoCZIhM
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甚至於,我可以明說,是有嚴重偏差的不正確答案。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAKIsgR6vV6U
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既然已經知道大腦節能之後選擇出來的答案可能有錯,接下來先讓我問:『狗狗為什麼喜歡互舔?』(其實喵喵也會互舔,只是很少舔人類)1939Please respect copyright.PENANAGruyw76Z0k
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你有想過,狗狗為什麼會互舔?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAUDUmXKs94k
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以前我家養過二隻小狗,我真的常看見狗狗親密的互相舔臉。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAxwQutvVDoO
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同樣的問題:『狗狗為什麼喜歡舔人臉』,你探查過答案嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANA4Wu6K7LhGQ
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蘿莉控舔小蘿莉的行為,探究到底,其實跟狗狗喜歡舔人互舔的生物習性很像。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAAO93ZoO6ep
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狗狗互舔和舔人,除了表示喜歡,表示願意彼此順服聽話,也是表示出身心的飢餓。1939Please respect copyright.PENANALPDitPmrs9
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如果有人因為我把蘿莉控和狗狗這樣的動物放在一起舉例而開心,覺得蘿莉控跟狗一樣低能,請接著聽底下的發問。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAXEzkgqWRSq
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如果看成人迷片,男優和女優彼此又親又舔又吸又含,他們也是變態了?他們和喜歡舔來舔去的狗狗有多少不同?1939Please respect copyright.PENANA3IwMm1BZSq
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一對情侶或是夫妻關上房門,彼此親密的又親又舔又吸又含,他們同樣和舔來舔去的狗狗有多少區別?又比蘿莉控優秀多少了?1939Please respect copyright.PENANARxdM8qRkRv
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我想要藉由狗狗喜歡舔人互舔這件事表達的,不管是不是蘿莉控,人類其實真的有很多大自然界動物的共通習性。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEl2Lgwsjs5
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這樣的共通習性之多,就連打呵欠也是人狗互通的行為表現。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAnFbqQp4cy7
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因此表達出喜歡和佔有,想要吃掉你滿足生理欲望的感受(比喻)不論是人類或是動物都一樣。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAxYg1WxbCPt
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只是人類往往自視為萬物之靈,而忽略自己也是演化出來的動物,因此喜歡自視甚高。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA9LwcZ6sf7t
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接著回頭說:舔小蘿莉的蘿莉控真的是變態?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAuxWgLVNJkq
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真正需要動腦想的是:為什麼舔小蘿莉表達喜愛,總是會被歸類為變態?1939Please respect copyright.PENANArA1XfaLojC
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發自內心喜歡小蘿莉的人,因此忍不住親密的舔臉或是親親,真的變態嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAJVtaKJYmd6
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成年男女彼此親吸舔含,難道看起來就不變態?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAYkcM0IwfH4
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所謂的文明社會到底教了你什麼?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAiPwDnkVbkD
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最後,因為舔小蘿莉的臉這個話題在現代文明社會其實很敏感,加上我已經說太多,所以我再說幾件事之後,剩下的請自己思考。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAl8lj2Za1tj
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我說這些,絕對不是要支持給小蘿莉舔臉的蘿莉控,但是也不是要譴責那樣做的蘿莉控。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAepusDUpkhM
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我只是就『給小蘿莉舔臉表達極度喜愛』這件事,進行正反二方向的思考。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA3MeaM2Dgbg
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很多時候,當我們對一件事情進行探究,真的會隨之發現不少以前從來沒有發現過的事情,進而更加廣闊的瞭解自己和這個世界。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAWpArcEtQiQ
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我越是看著身為人類這種動物的自己,再看看文明社會,越是覺得一段話說的好:『生活在這樣的 "現代世界",越是覺得自己沒有問題的人,往往才是真正有問題卻不知道。』1939Please respect copyright.PENANAlSKGH1LuzW
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身為人類這種動物,真的瞭解人類是個什麼樣的動物嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAD7Pdrs9uwQ
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懂得飛機飛天的原理,知道網路如何運作,瞭解科學道理,就真的文明了嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEtihonoYYn
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小心。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAKgyNGA8GuD
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真的要小心。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAouqnr3T617
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不要在糊里糊塗之間成為遺忘生命真正自我、又文明不起來的二不是啊……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAtlb4Mr4vLP
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(另外,我聽說過幾次鄙視發言:關於小蘿莉的小說都很無腦……這本書說的一些事情,搞不好比那樣的人還要有在用腦想。希望他們不要一直被大腦的節能本能帶著走而不自知,那才是無腦。)1939Please respect copyright.PENANAhA9iOHSmLU
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(前陣子我發地球防衛武力那本書,主要講述男女平等話題,有人跳出來說:你想那麼多做什麼啊? 不知道現在看完上面那些的各位,有什麼樣的想法? 我不知道你的想法。 不過我真的會說:人類大腦是個好東西。生活在食物充足的社會不必怕能量的消耗,要盡量讓大腦動起來,會值得的。)1939Please respect copyright.PENANAM8rPPkMRvc
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我坐在艾莉絲對面,就那樣安靜想著上面那些事。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA5Kiuppb6YZ
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當然以上整段關於舔艾莉絲小臉的事情都是幻想鬼扯,絕對沒有發生過。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAcfBvZCIOnH
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重複,絕對沒有發生過舔臉事件。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA7mxx5KXYJr
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不過我可以老實承認,我如果說自己沒有那樣幻想過才是真的可怕,肯定是個滿嘴謊言的騙子。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAufKcFot9mp
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畢竟只有我們在這間絕對的密室,就算我一直舔艾莉絲的小臉到底又怎樣?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAeV046Y8TNW
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那麼我為什麼不舔這隻可愛小蘿莉的臉?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAJoHACO5Zvk
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的確,正常的蘿莉控如果和我互換,早就不客氣的給艾莉絲用力舔下去。1939Please respect copyright.PENANANHMjuHniiQ
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我不趁機猛舔這隻小蘿莉,就算讓大腦燃燒能量進行思考,也只清楚明白的說明一件事。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAKuQwmdE2mX
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請不要再說了。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA4Aq9qrWP3J
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我承認自己根本已經活的不像個人類。1939Please respect copyright.PENANATPF0txBFyy
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讓我安靜的去旁邊進行另類演化,直到成為和黃帝祖先一樣的哥哥熊,呼嚕呼嚕叫著飛升仙界吧……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAsN7HJjzGli
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所以我伸出右手,紙盒抽出一張衛生紙。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAvSB3GdBhFI
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從餐桌上方伸向艾莉絲。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAoimh5oOhsR
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輕輕把她嘴邊的蕃茄醬擦掉,然後展示給她看:「蕃茄醬。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA6zcxe8RpbD
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艾莉絲愣愣看著沾有蕃茄醬的衛生紙,然後看看我。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAL2Fl7oEGqt
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我再次微笑的說:「蕃茄醬。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAZzHn3KdWRP
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她愣愣的說:「翻切醬?」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAhvMPrSUdhK
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我開心微笑:「對,蕃茄醬。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANATiuBN50liT
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艾莉絲似懂非懂:「堆,翻切醬……」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAkCp82oW46l
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我放下衛生紙,一手拿起桌旁擺放的塑膠瓶蕃茄醬,另一手比著:「蕃茄醬。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEuwy2GKqmS
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艾莉絲好像終於懂我的意思:「啊……翻切醬。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA8vMS8aSlVl
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看起來,艾莉絲應該瞭解我正在教她單字……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAZrGnIkdwdG
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我放下蕃茄醬,拿起叉子:「叉子。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ0lNiI4JL
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艾莉絲睜大雙眼看著我手中的叉子:「叉紙。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAV8weTRyUNr
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我用叉子叉起水煮蛋:「水煮蛋。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAXm7VKVOn9y
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艾莉絲:「雖煮探。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAfCegYa02nm
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我在放下叉子,用手比著盤子:「盤子。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA2uM2VpRlOf
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艾莉絲很專注的跟著說:「盤紙。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANApMWppth4tc
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雖然艾莉絲的發音不標準,但我還是很滿意的微笑點頭:「對,對,對。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAb6JJ2MzINv
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艾莉絲得到我的讚美,終於露出高興笑容:「堆,堆,堆。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA2VFyCj5Xqs
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果然,分心忙碌是讓人忘卻傷痛的最好辦法。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAuxUsiXfSG6
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不論怎樣,能讓艾莉絲露出笑容,就算只是暫時的也好。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAFLDeZmqvAb
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於是我繼續教她各種東西的名字,艾莉絲也一直很專心的邊說邊學。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAbASgOJXEKv
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我們就在如此氣氛下吃完午餐,艾莉絲看起來也開朗許多。1939Please respect copyright.PENANArObzA6BqyU
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果然是因為小蘿莉天真好哄又好騙嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAnNCV2gVSxv
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總之,既然艾莉絲好像稍微開朗起來,不如繼續趁勝追擊。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAKGS2wUvvKQ
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帶艾莉絲出門走走。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAwnN4MBz3p9
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當然,帶艾莉絲出門有危險。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA6LTYgpfixm
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萬一真的出什麼問題,就得終生吃飯免費。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAYG7tf79Hqg
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所以可以的話,我不太想帶艾莉絲出門。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA1T9L0MvrIm
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但是不盡快帶艾莉絲出門也不行。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAaMdoRV68SY
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首先是因為艾莉絲竟然沒有帶任何衣服過來。1939Please respect copyright.PENANADRYUJ5HYNl
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我猜想最可能的情況,就是艾莉絲都是穿二位親生哥哥的舊衣服,紳士哥才沒有一起把舊衣服帶來。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAzBUBicSc5m
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所以現在艾莉絲穿在身上的藍色夢遊仙境服,至少已經穿二天。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA0fi9v28xkG
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還是要盡快帶艾莉絲出去買衣服。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA6a4EcmaBpw
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畢竟衣服之類生活物品還是要親自帶去買,穿起來才會合身啊。1939Please respect copyright.PENANASHmFz5lCax
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再來,想要帶艾莉出門的原因是難以克制的欲望,一直催促我把艾莉絲帶出去。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAtALzBIA9tX
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你一定會好奇什麼樣的欲望?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAvpYl2kLeK5
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西楚霸王項羽說的好:「我到處拼死打寶,好不容易掉出虞姬這隻絕美小蘿莉,你卻不讓我抱回去秀給江東父老看?根本要我富貴不歸故鄉,也是要我錦衣夜行,會有誰知道啊!」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAKzZ3bqPDFh
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霸氣!1939Please respect copyright.PENANAyjjEYHY3fz
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真是威武霸氣!1939Please respect copyright.PENANAIIAXVkIr5s
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一整個走路有風!1939Please respect copyright.PENANAe01zhpl180
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江東鄉親父老,快放鞭炮啊!1939Please respect copyright.PENANAEMfmum0mY9
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難怪漢王劉邦會說:「嗟乎,大丈夫當如此也!」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAedtCPRAXgg
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劉邦這個大無賴才會開始到處跟項羽搶小蘿莉。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA7P0o6kG7lB
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不論是西楚霸王或是無賴漢王,的確都是很懂的帝王級蘿莉控。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA6Fiy7Ys0d1
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所以我養著艾莉絲這麼可愛的萌萌蘿,絕對最頂級的金髮小蘿莉,就是該帶出去好好的走一圈,吸引世人的羨慕目光。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAL9WujdU3Nw
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就算會被咒罵成為頭戴冠帽的猴子和不學無術的無賴也值得。1939Please respect copyright.PENANANbI4fI3a63
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因此艾莉絲非帶出門不可了……1939Please respect copyright.PENANA8XX9Mad20B
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一起吃完午餐,下午一點。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAGTiwgdD1Cn
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牽著悶悶不樂的艾莉絲去衛生間刷牙。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAv4XISEI1GY
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再走去中控面板,調整成為睡眠模式,準備迎接午睡時間。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAOpkHNWfser
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雖然艾莉絲看起來很有精神,但是育兒書寫的很清楚:『小蘿莉每天都需要大量睡眠時間,睡到十二小時也不要意外。不論表現的多有活力,往往都只是假像。只要提供安靜舒適的環境,一般都會很快入睡。所以應該盡量讓小蘿莉養成午睡習慣,晚上才不會睡太多,進而打亂生活作息。』1939Please respect copyright.PENANApSpSvgPUkk
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我半信半疑的照做,想知道是不是真的。1939Please respect copyright.PENANANgSbVErhZi
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把艾莉絲帶到大床,讓她躺好,蓋上柔軟棉被,再把幾隻可愛的小動物布偶一隻又一隻放到枕頭旁邊陪伴。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAZn8UPUHQyj
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我就此把一切準備好,然後守在床邊,伸手輕輕撥順艾莉絲的金髮:「現在是睡午覺的時間,要乖乖睡午覺喔。等妳睡醒,哥哥帶妳出門買新衣服,順便一起在外面吃晚餐。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAjywiJgR1p3
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艾莉絲一直張著圓亮的藍眼睛看我,想要瞭解我到底在說什麼。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA4daS1DhUDL
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我說重點:「睡覺。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAYjejeKCiml
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艾莉絲明顯不懂意思,所以安靜:「…………」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAtl1NixL1oO
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我再說一次:「睡覺。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA692OsInVmM
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艾莉絲:「雖繳?」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAeWSEPwQGpa
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「睡覺……」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAWkXQe92VO9
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我想幾秒,應該怎麼讓艾莉絲瞭解這二個字的意思。1939Please respect copyright.PENANACMnZhF0ukB
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然後我想到答案。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAqrUxTC0MKy
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我的雙手合掌,貼在左臉頰,然後我把整張臉向左倒,閉上眼睛,發出打呼的聲音,看起來就像側躺在枕頭上睡覺。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAsdhBE6TblA
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「睡覺。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANANEw0Sm06tC
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艾莉絲看我這樣,開口說出我不懂意思的西伯利亞語:「COH?」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAhgGxqaqFc7
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我再次做出同樣的動作:「睡覺。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAY7315sRc7j
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艾莉絲從棉被伸出雙手,學我做出同樣的睡覺動作:「COH?」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAml4UOJlz5Y
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看起來,COH 似乎就是俄語的睡覺,艾莉絲應該已經理解我的意思。1939Please respect copyright.PENANANGGJMTk0mr
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所以我微笑點頭:「對對對。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAkDtP7VpJ6p
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艾莉絲也露出笑容:「堆堆堆。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA3AqUeHntLM
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然後,我開口唱出莫札特的改編兒歌,哄艾莉絲睡覺:「一閃一閃亮晶晶,滿天都是小星星……」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA4BgvqhYeJ9
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艾莉絲竟然也開口,用俄語陪我唱起這首兒歌。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAxTwC0hfQEK
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看起來,這首小星星還真是世界知名。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAu7N6QYDbeF
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另外,我看著一起唱小星星的艾莉絲,越唱越覺得人生不可思議。1939Please respect copyright.PENANACP3yT6Lhxx
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十八歲的我,昨天之前還是一個獨自生活發爛的阿宅,現在真的在和一隻屬於我的小蘿莉一起唱歌,並且哄她乖乖睡覺。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAVPcTbD3VM8
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這樣的人生轉變和感覺,怎麼說呢?1939Please respect copyright.PENANAoa3cjQDRRE
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幾個月前,爸爸媽媽來到夢中說的那些話沒有錯:『身邊有個需要親密陪伴照顧的伴侶,會讓人找到生命的意義。』1939Please respect copyright.PENANAgseZdq0k6q
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爸爸,媽媽,你們在天上看見了嗎?1939Please respect copyright.PENANA5yyvXYDuZe
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我花錢把艾莉絲買回家的行為,不論你們會不會罵我,我好像都因此真的重新體會到生命的甜蜜責任,以及為此振作奮鬥的意義目標。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAT3iSkcLRLq
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我一定會好好的照顧被家人賣掉的可憐艾莉絲,和她一起生活下去,一起成立家庭,讓你們成立的這個有熊家繼續傳承下去。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAfyQ8nJA2LK
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所以你們放心吧。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAXSl3JSASh1
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不過我還是好想你們啊……1939Please respect copyright.PENANA8Xa9c1FaeN
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我們就此唱過幾次小星星,然後我住口不再唱,微笑看著艾莉絲。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAPxvDLTcVwe
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她也跟著住口,微笑望著我。1939Please respect copyright.PENANApJvg2YyED1
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我充滿期望的溫和說:「長大之後,要和哥哥一起生幾隻健康活潑的小熊熊。說定了。哥哥等妳長大喔。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANALz4PAnb2as
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艾莉絲又要學我說話:「張大之後---」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAOyGXqXsWtC
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我直接伸出手掌,輕輕蓋在她的眼睛:「睡覺。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANAga12hFtisi
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艾莉絲被我輕輕蓋著雙眼,很懂事的說:「COH。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA23mIAroop1
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幾秒之後,我慢慢收回手掌,果然艾莉絲已經乖乖閉著雙眼。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAlCTCOwytXB
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我覺得她應該完全瞭解我要她睡午覺的意思,所以不再出聲,只是安靜陪在床邊。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAxHZhINnwJY
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大約一分鐘之後,艾莉絲的表情開始放鬆。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAM8K4uELfXd
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很明顯,這隻小蘿莉已經被睡意侵蝕。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAt3UJwyyunT
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我繼續安靜陪伴等待。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAySFfzoq9ow
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又是幾分鐘過去,艾莉絲的臉完全鬆懈,小嘴微微張開。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAQcHiljAzUT
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艾莉絲真的像育兒書寫的乖乖入睡了。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA2VvWIAgPvW
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平靜安睡的艾莉絲,看起來真的好像睡美人。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAcSg9nBpYDm
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另外,艾莉絲真的好乖巧聽話,真的乖乖的被我哄睡。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAgyLA8M3E9k
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能養育到這麼可愛又乖巧聽話的小蘿莉,真的有夠三生有幸。1939Please respect copyright.PENANA9SSe04JO16
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購買她的錢、花的值得啊。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAQXlXWJKdiG
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我這頭熊王子,看護著眼前這麼乖巧的睡美人,忍著偷親親的欲望,輕輕的說:「哥哥的萌萌艾莉絲啊……讓我們一起共組家庭,養兒育女,白頭偕老喔。」1939Please respect copyright.PENANA0CJ2ZXlkIP
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多麼卑微的願望。1939Please respect copyright.PENANAg6FmlpLVt2
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但是,神啊,請仁慈的讓它實現吧……1939Please respect copyright.PENANAkc8RlTywPl
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=待續=1939Please respect copyright.PENANAaS29ikXngD
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