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Mom made dirty joke

♡geni♡

Jan 2, 2023

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I just remembered this dirty joke my mom made in front of me a few months ago.

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This is how it went.

Me - “Dad, you have a big nose.”502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIuhmKfMfJ

Dad - quiet502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyJ94aybWW

Mom - “Your dad is big everywhere.” *laughs*

Me - ☁️: wtf502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO0NHOuf7k

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