做得設計方面嘅工作,presentation我早就已經做到慣曬。只不過所謂嘅presentation又有分接咗job之後交貨俾客嘅presentation,同埋對方一蚊都未俾就叫你交條橋出嚟嘅pitching。222Please respect copyright.PENANA6alop3DNSn
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好可惜,今次我公司partner響電話入面講嘅係後者。222Please respect copyright.PENANAPlyMraTZMH
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我聽到冇錢收又要就個客改時間都皺一皺眉。雖然話「客戶永遠是對的」呢句說話響今時今日真係唔得㗎啦,不過除非唔想接job,否則從事創意工作嘅專業人士,無論係大到4A廣告公司,抑或係細到freelance接單嘢,當個客話要提早聽pitch,可以選擇的答案永遠都只係得一個。222Please respect copyright.PENANAZkmydrq0rC
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「咁佢想改幾早?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAgtMndiobhY
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原本我預計呢個禮拜仲有時間慢慢磨份presentation出嚟,點知對方答我一句「聽朝」。我望吓個鐘,下晝兩點幾,咁即係今晚要通頂啦。222Please respect copyright.PENANAwCbUv2j1h7
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「個客話佢有急事要飛日本,到月底先返。聽日就係佢上飛機之前最後機會嚟㗎啦。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAhE3pZ5GoJS
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我心入面詛咒咗一句,你唔好俾我估中個客係食lunch嗰陣買到張平機票突然要去日本玩。222Please respect copyright.PENANATT8yVnQhTO
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因爲突然有工作,我打俾阿仁同佢講話錄音要改期,點知阿仁又同我講,雷哥嗰邊d檔期排滿曬冇得改。即係我要一邊趕公司份presentation,一邊留意住玫瑰個群組,然後響錄音之前將份劇本交俾製作組。222Please respect copyright.PENANAtrpj8liBOg
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我忽然諗起嗰隻高登神獸「金翅仆街鳥」。222Please respect copyright.PENANANtl8OgFjrA
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呢晚我決定留守公司,一邊做嘢、一邊繼續留意群組入面嘅動靜。好好彩,呢晚群組冇乜特別精彩嘅對話。唯一值得我寫低嘅,就只係有人抱怨昭煌響討論區要求女會員自拍先肯繼續寫文,結果俾昭煌寸返轉頭嘅一段說話。222Please respect copyright.PENANADYYleFpppk
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「老老實實,我都響討論區講過好多次,我唔係作家,我只係講故佬嚟㗎咋。做得講故佬就預咗要迎合讀者口味,佢哋要加甜我咪加囉。不過唔該唔好響我面前擺出老奉咁嘅樣!d人話食得鹹魚抵得渴,我都係咁講㗎啦。我要讀者讚、要佢哋留言、要佢哋自拍先肯繼續寫,爲嘅只係唔想呢種老奉嘅風氣繼續落去。結果我都有成萬個like,證明冇問題啦!點解我哋辛苦寫嘢出嚟娛樂佢哋,仲要受佢哋氣啫?班讀者嘅時間就係時間,我哋d時間就唔係呀?唔中意嘅咪過主囉!」222Please respect copyright.PENANAPmjj46NOUP
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昭煌呢番言論贏到一衆寫手嘅掌聲,而佢響討論區唔怕負評嘅作風亦贏到好多粉絲嘅支持。222Please respect copyright.PENANAFv5dNXV70V
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我終於明白小倩同阿唯話昭煌死都可以拗返生係咩一回事。不過佩服還佩服,呢晚我真係冇時間睇住佢響群組發表偉論。因爲我除咗要趕presentation之外,公司仲嚟咗一位不速之客。222Please respect copyright.PENANA86Vn9HdeVO
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「諾斯,你而家響邊呀?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAlpSbrjhKnP
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我收到阿嵐短信嘅時候已經接近凌晨。222Please respect copyright.PENANACefggiBHpj
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「我今晚響公司通頂。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1Mo1URMYq
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「我可以過嚟搵你嗎?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAuh8B2PaT8h
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見到阿嵐嘅短信我以爲自己眼花,前幾日響麥當勞佢先當正我仇人,一句都唔肯同我講,今晚竟然突然話要嚟公司搵我?老實講,阿嵐身材係唔錯,長髮眼鏡look,相信正常男人都唔會拒絕佢。只不過經過麥當勞一役,我知道呢個女人隨時都有可能跳掣,所以免得過其實我唔想同佢有太多交集。222Please respect copyright.PENANAuK4XXaDg3E
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「我唔會打擾你工作,我只係想搵個地方靜吓。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAoBe8JpJuPp
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阿嵐嘅語氣明顯有d唔妥,我再望吓個鐘、掙扎咗一輪,最後嘆咗口氣,同阿嵐講咗公司地址。222Please respect copyright.PENANAprFwKhR4mN
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冇幾耐佢真係走上咗嚟。222Please respect copyright.PENANAolyFMe3TYO
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「我都估到你響呢度開公司㗎啦,上次嚟呢度開會仲你死口唔認自己係老細。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAIwjtBGAaot
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阿嵐呢晚嘅穿着好隨意,唔似係落pub嘅戰鬥格。不過佢雙眼依然帶住幾分酒意,一入門口就踢咗對鞋埋一邊然後坐咗響梳化。222Please respect copyright.PENANAaRg9SNfCtj
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老實講,我都係一個血氣方剛嘅男人,見佢着住對絲襪響梳化腳揈揈篤電話,嗰對修長嘅腿的確係幾吸引。222Please respect copyright.PENANATOlOgVTJJc
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「我其實只係股東之一,呢間公司唔係我話曬事㗎。」我攞咗杯水俾阿嵐,不過佢已經完全當我透明,只係攞住部電話瘋狂打字。222Please respect copyright.PENANAwnB54ebnhh
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換着係平時,我大概會同阿嵐傾幾句,或者了解下佢點解心情唔好,寧可響外面過夜都唔肯返屋企。只不過望一望個鐘,得番最後七個鐘頭就要見客,我當堂乜嘢心情都冇曬,拿臨坐番響電腦面前聚精會神寫我嘅presentation。222Please respect copyright.PENANAibZCTmV1kj
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可能你會話,冇可能啦,美色當前點會不爲所動呀!但事實上,嗰陣我同朋友搞嘅設計公司仲響起步階段,個個月都要倒貼先可以繼續營運。聽朝嘅presentation直接影響今個月究竟有冇錢開飯,咁大件事擺響面前,我又點會有心情再理當我透明嘅阿嵐?222Please respect copyright.PENANA4lhGVY741L
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結果隔咗唔知幾耐,我忽然聽到阿嵐嘅叫聲,我抬頭一望見佢企咗響我隔離。222Please respect copyright.PENANAMvxhiJTk9v
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「我嗌咗你好多次啦,廁所響邊呀?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAm0ER6IArRa
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雖然係不速之客,但始終過門都係客,要個女仔半夜摸黑響大樓入面搵廁所又真係太冇風度啦。結果就係因爲呢個念頭,我搞到同阿仁嘈咗一鑊。222Please respect copyright.PENANARwMTB2ARHf
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帶阿嵐去廁所嗰陣大約係凌晨兩點幾,行去廁所嗰段路我見佢一直同我保持距離。我心諗,你係咁驚我嘅就咪上嚟我公司啦。222Please respect copyright.PENANA8KA8rcFQSi
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唔知係咪佢太想避開我嘅關係,結果竟然連廁所門口都錯過埋。222Please respect copyright.PENANAcqHWbYYd3l
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「廁所喺呢邊呀。」222Please respect copyright.PENANA1MOOTRpch5
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我無意識伸手想指廁所嘅方向,點知唔小心掂到阿嵐條腰,結果佢哇一聲大叫,嚇到我立即退後幾步。222Please respect copyright.PENANAJCnMlBgMPb
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阿嵐粒聲唔出衝入廁所,我連解釋嘅機會都冇。222Please respect copyright.PENANA4YzwAVDIiv
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今鋪真係水洗都唔清,我明知阿嵐份人麻煩,仲響咁關鍵嘅時候俾佢上嚟我office,今次真係自己攞嚟衰。222Please respect copyright.PENANAWhpwbW0m5Z
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我原本打算響廁所外面等佢出嚟就同佢道歉,點知佢一出嚟就急急腳行咗落樓,我見佢黑曬面咁,諗起響麥當勞俾佢怒睥嗰個樣就冇再追上去。222Please respect copyright.PENANANUdbKc6Bwd
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響呢刻我知我講乜都冇用,因爲我嘅性別,唔理我有心抑或無意,響掂到佢嗰一刻就已經係可以判罪。我行返入自己office,坐響電腦面前,個腦一片混亂。昭煌食女無數、騙財騙色,結果俾人當偶像,又出書又多粉絲。而我呢,只不過唔小心掂到阿嵐條腰,就俾人當咗係變態色魔。222Please respect copyright.PENANA7GVFqGzBI2
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諗起呢刻阿嵐可能已經打緊電話同阿仁、波利、阿唯投訴,我完全feel到點解討論區有d人會對女性敬而遠之。222Please respect copyright.PENANAyiCYffOsIr
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正當我萬念俱灰嘅時候,公司門口突然傳嚟敲門聲。222Please respect copyright.PENANAHT5gtUl4Gu
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我心諗,唔係咁快就報警上門拉人呀嘛!