【特殊传说】色马和扇董事的日常58Please respect copyright.PENANA9EKZlDyQDe
58Please respect copyright.PENANAHZYT3AGsNf
【说明:日常来自于最近加入的语C群对话,加上自己一些无关紧要的脑补,于是极度OOC可能。比如,色马应该不会扑扇董事,因为扇董事都说了她家那口,那么大家觉得扇董事有?%可能是在室?(喂)且个人偏向于冰漾,不喜慎入,勿掐CP58Please respect copyright.PENANAHnBX4fNCVx
P.S. 结果只是为了记录群聊里提到的“踢了那么多脚都快踢成胎记了”的梗,就话唠了1k字……我果然无法压缩字数么!!!!!讨厌!!!】58Please respect copyright.PENANA3C7HXBsu3C
58Please respect copyright.PENANAVBPrV9bYyB
扇董事最近闲来无事又偷溜到学校找自家的小屁孩【至少在扇董事看来就是个小屁孩】玩。【咦?】58Please respect copyright.PENANASgQ6ROriZN
也就是在这样的情况下,扇董事第一次遇到了传说中最最纯洁的独角兽。58Please respect copyright.PENANALZzeWMXoVF
58Please respect copyright.PENANAY5pw9yb4P2
那天,正当扇董事蹑手蹑脚地走进冰炎的房间打算偷袭【喂!】的时候,看到一匹白色的生物正扑在自家小子的床边,带着猥琐的眼神,脸都几乎要靠到床上的人的样子。58Please respect copyright.PENANAD9j1WE6ar6
观赏美人真是太棒了,无知无觉的色马幸福地想着。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJzwvuXg9IV
就在那猥琐的生物口水都快滴到床单上去的时候,躲在一旁偷看的扇董事终于忍受不下去,从门背后走了出来,一把抓住独角兽雪白的鬃毛,同时散发出恐怖的气息。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUBiwycLXJZ
后知后觉的色马此刻才发觉到背后有人,打了一个冷颤,慢慢回头。58Please respect copyright.PENANAQK6uOpwYv4
迎面而来的是重重踩在脸上的一脚。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkHSKAN30MD
在他被睬晕之前所想的是:原来这一脚也是师传的啊。【莫要问我色马啥时候被学长踩过~我只是觉得色马早晚要被学长踩的……至于为什么色马知道扇董事是扇董事是学长的师傅~哦~同样不要问我。(太不负责了)】58Please respect copyright.PENANApqtkBauWzN
58Please respect copyright.PENANAMx79wf6BMu
随后,扇董事一把将色马从敞开的大门扔了出去,全然不顾其撞击一路障碍发出的巨大响声,直占领方才色马所在的位置,双手端着脸蛋,看着自家小子又变得一点点成熟的脸。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkuPLWTigdk
养成真是太棒了,扇董事幸福地想着。【喂,是教练穿越了么你?】58Please respect copyright.PENANAodZbfi9HGT
58Please respect copyright.PENANApTsSwyRE8p
不过不知道色马是M体质呢还是M体质?58Please respect copyright.PENANAV9fuxx1i2F
在此后,色马只要看到扇董事都会尝试将之扑倒。【……】58Please respect copyright.PENANAdEgyfL2iss
用色马的话来讲就是,能扑倒无殿的美人,那可真是万年难遇的机会啊!58Please respect copyright.PENANAFECDjxcGqI
于是学院的大家就经常看到了如下的场景——58Please respect copyright.PENANAR7BraryHyu
58Please respect copyright.PENANAVB9FcERLKX
扇董事在黑馆喝茶,色马欲扑之,被踩。58Please respect copyright.PENANAPO83tfrFKn
扇董事在树下乘凉,色马欲扑之,被踩。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1v6sv4qkdy
扇董事在河边散步,色马欲扑之,被踩。58Please respect copyright.PENANATl1XMe5awG
58Please respect copyright.PENANArDEOJIWSMj
某日,漾漾路过某树下,看到了正在树下哀叹美人何以难扑的色马,惊讶地发现——58Please respect copyright.PENANAouEuOG4n8X
“咦?你的脸上啥时候有胎记了?我以前怎么都没有发现。”58Please respect copyright.PENANAzBq2yvByUZ
色马泪奔。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeDO6NZFbPx
漾漾凑近看到色马脸上“胎记”的形状,瞬间明白了,并有了一种同病相怜的感觉,往日被踢的种种经历浮现脑海。58Please respect copyright.PENANAwUVlQaUIgX
58Please respect copyright.PENANAeBxa51v99V
色马看着漾漾一副非常同情他的样子,数日来的委屈也奔涌而出,身体也慢慢往漾漾移去。58Please respect copyright.PENANAuJKXI9dBY3
虽然漾漾算不上大美人,但也算清秀佳人。唔,关键是漾漾没有别的人那么暴力,动不动踢人。【……】58Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ34gp26Ox
好吧,就算漾漾暴力起来也没有什么杀伤力。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8mnsL12ZEM
那么先靠过去寻找心灵的慰藉吧。58Please respect copyright.PENANAGLMHkgBpDi
色马这样想着,就慢慢地慢慢地向着陷入沉思的漾漾靠了过去。58Please respect copyright.PENANA0CBuibIKoO
就在差那么一点点就要靠到漾漾胸口,吃得到豆腐的时候——58Please respect copyright.PENANA5RAb7JUnus
58Please respect copyright.PENANAO5lhz3EZPm
“褚……”58Please respect copyright.PENANAlhicfOmtrE
无比恐怖的声音从背后传来,让色马有一种命不久矣的错觉。58Please respect copyright.PENANANTqmnh3cZV
“我们今天晚上吃马肉怎么样?是清蒸还是红烧?或者马肉火锅怎么样?”58Please respect copyright.PENANAqEqNLfjNHO
58Please respect copyright.PENANAeNJVwXyaEx
雅——蠛——蝶——!
ns216.73.216.79da2 58Please respect copyright.PENANAHZYT3AGsNf
【说明:日常来自于最近加入的语C群对话,加上自己一些无关紧要的脑补,于是极度OOC可能。比如,色马应该不会扑扇董事,因为扇董事都说了她家那口,那么大家觉得扇董事有?%可能是在室?(喂)且个人偏向于冰漾,不喜慎入,勿掐CP58Please respect copyright.PENANAHnBX4fNCVx
P.S. 结果只是为了记录群聊里提到的“踢了那么多脚都快踢成胎记了”的梗,就话唠了1k字……我果然无法压缩字数么!!!!!讨厌!!!】58Please respect copyright.PENANA3C7HXBsu3C
58Please respect copyright.PENANAVBPrV9bYyB
扇董事最近闲来无事又偷溜到学校找自家的小屁孩【至少在扇董事看来就是个小屁孩】玩。【咦?】58Please respect copyright.PENANASgQ6ROriZN
也就是在这样的情况下,扇董事第一次遇到了传说中最最纯洁的独角兽。58Please respect copyright.PENANALZzeWMXoVF
58Please respect copyright.PENANAY5pw9yb4P2
那天,正当扇董事蹑手蹑脚地走进冰炎的房间打算偷袭【喂!】的时候,看到一匹白色的生物正扑在自家小子的床边,带着猥琐的眼神,脸都几乎要靠到床上的人的样子。58Please respect copyright.PENANAD9j1WE6ar6
观赏美人真是太棒了,无知无觉的色马幸福地想着。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJzwvuXg9IV
就在那猥琐的生物口水都快滴到床单上去的时候,躲在一旁偷看的扇董事终于忍受不下去,从门背后走了出来,一把抓住独角兽雪白的鬃毛,同时散发出恐怖的气息。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUBiwycLXJZ
后知后觉的色马此刻才发觉到背后有人,打了一个冷颤,慢慢回头。58Please respect copyright.PENANAQK6uOpwYv4
迎面而来的是重重踩在脸上的一脚。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkHSKAN30MD
在他被睬晕之前所想的是:原来这一脚也是师传的啊。【莫要问我色马啥时候被学长踩过~我只是觉得色马早晚要被学长踩的……至于为什么色马知道扇董事是扇董事是学长的师傅~哦~同样不要问我。(太不负责了)】58Please respect copyright.PENANApqtkBauWzN
58Please respect copyright.PENANAMx79wf6BMu
随后,扇董事一把将色马从敞开的大门扔了出去,全然不顾其撞击一路障碍发出的巨大响声,直占领方才色马所在的位置,双手端着脸蛋,看着自家小子又变得一点点成熟的脸。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkuPLWTigdk
养成真是太棒了,扇董事幸福地想着。【喂,是教练穿越了么你?】58Please respect copyright.PENANAodZbfi9HGT
58Please respect copyright.PENANApTsSwyRE8p
不过不知道色马是M体质呢还是M体质?58Please respect copyright.PENANAV9fuxx1i2F
在此后,色马只要看到扇董事都会尝试将之扑倒。【……】58Please respect copyright.PENANAdEgyfL2iss
用色马的话来讲就是,能扑倒无殿的美人,那可真是万年难遇的机会啊!58Please respect copyright.PENANAFECDjxcGqI
于是学院的大家就经常看到了如下的场景——58Please respect copyright.PENANAR7BraryHyu
58Please respect copyright.PENANAVB9FcERLKX
扇董事在黑馆喝茶,色马欲扑之,被踩。58Please respect copyright.PENANAPO83tfrFKn
扇董事在树下乘凉,色马欲扑之,被踩。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1v6sv4qkdy
扇董事在河边散步,色马欲扑之,被踩。58Please respect copyright.PENANATl1XMe5awG
58Please respect copyright.PENANArDEOJIWSMj
某日,漾漾路过某树下,看到了正在树下哀叹美人何以难扑的色马,惊讶地发现——58Please respect copyright.PENANAouEuOG4n8X
“咦?你的脸上啥时候有胎记了?我以前怎么都没有发现。”58Please respect copyright.PENANAzBq2yvByUZ
色马泪奔。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeDO6NZFbPx
漾漾凑近看到色马脸上“胎记”的形状,瞬间明白了,并有了一种同病相怜的感觉,往日被踢的种种经历浮现脑海。58Please respect copyright.PENANAwUVlQaUIgX
58Please respect copyright.PENANAeBxa51v99V
色马看着漾漾一副非常同情他的样子,数日来的委屈也奔涌而出,身体也慢慢往漾漾移去。58Please respect copyright.PENANAuJKXI9dBY3
虽然漾漾算不上大美人,但也算清秀佳人。唔,关键是漾漾没有别的人那么暴力,动不动踢人。【……】58Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ34gp26Ox
好吧,就算漾漾暴力起来也没有什么杀伤力。58Please respect copyright.PENANA8mnsL12ZEM
那么先靠过去寻找心灵的慰藉吧。58Please respect copyright.PENANAGLMHkgBpDi
色马这样想着,就慢慢地慢慢地向着陷入沉思的漾漾靠了过去。58Please respect copyright.PENANA0CBuibIKoO
就在差那么一点点就要靠到漾漾胸口,吃得到豆腐的时候——58Please respect copyright.PENANA5RAb7JUnus
58Please respect copyright.PENANAO5lhz3EZPm
“褚……”58Please respect copyright.PENANAlhicfOmtrE
无比恐怖的声音从背后传来,让色马有一种命不久矣的错觉。58Please respect copyright.PENANANTqmnh3cZV
“我们今天晚上吃马肉怎么样?是清蒸还是红烧?或者马肉火锅怎么样?”58Please respect copyright.PENANAqEqNLfjNHO
58Please respect copyright.PENANAeNJVwXyaEx
雅——蠛——蝶——!