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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlWM99CFNQ
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgKQqp0TeT
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZbzJLEWD9
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOU3qNIzXU
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUTAp42JFQ
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM80dLTEMr
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfxlPzEZBq
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYOclXUvOE
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH315uREQvH
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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