ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRrNQpF5j6
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxEvQKnD9k
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0niyYAQLb3
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7XmeFK9gp
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZStKfqqxF
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW4dAzVXXN
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOkdzgSdV4
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINM1yV7p5c
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QR31xVEQo
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--391Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi18MXTLKy
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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