ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuRk4bcnHo
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PQ5ZyL2da
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDdkk1PtUI
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50cSf68HUt
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2En1IUQxy0
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lFPANeT1Y
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH06rxVpKJO
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatb32KE76D
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0twNE1jmkW
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJD90YlXEw
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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