[1] "New Product Launch Starts Now! Today’s Star—‘Demon King Nosebleed Jelly’!"
The familiar stood on stage at the "Hell Foods Innovation Expo", a bold slogan projected behind it:181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM6QmHQks3
"PAIN: The Ultimate Seasoning!"
Sampling Station Highlights:
"Demon King Nosebleed Jelly" (Ingredients: Authentic footage of Ludwig’s sword-induced nosebleed + hellfrost crystals)
"Hero Hand-Sweat Crisps" (Salt crystals from Hoshino’s training, labeled: "Each chip carries lethal intent")
"Goddess Tear Gummies" (Distilled from spicy-stream tears. Slogan: "Cry like a deity with every bite")
Me (Demon King), clutching my nose in the audience: "Wait! When did I consent to donate blood?!"181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt2H7YNkbf
Familiar, grinning: "Per Demon Uber Terms & Conditions, Clause 66: ‘User’s bodily byproducts’ belong to us~"
[2] "Pain-Flavor" Economics Sweeps the Three Realms181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0TTf9JF2R
The familiar’s "Agony Cuisine" went viral:
Heaven bought tear gummies for "Confession Booster Packs" (instant guilt)
Human World office workers stockpiled hand-sweat crisps as "Overtime Survival Kits" (Ingredient #3: "Unused PTO resentment")
Hell added nosebleed jelly to "Demon Castle Memorial Combos" (includes AR "Holy Sword Injury Simulator")
The craziest innovation? The "Pain-Flavor Rating System":181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKApsAHVfC
⭐ Mild Pain: "Paper-cut level" (Early Goddess tears)181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPHvJ77rkq
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Medium Pain: "Monday Morning grade" (Concentrated Hero sweat)181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxS343JbqN
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hell Pain: "Demon King got laid off" (Blood + spicy strips + holy roast)
[3] Cooking Show "Pain Wars" Premieres!181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQKp1MzJ8a
Contestants: Goddess, Demon King, Hero.
Round 1: "Whose Tears Pair Best with Rice?"
Goddess ate her own spicy strips, crying holy lasers
Demon King got onion-induced nosebleeds (familiar collected vials)
Hoshino… chopped onions tearlessly, then sculpted them into "Capitalist Busts" with her sword
Round 2: "Creative Pain Cuisine"
Goddess: "Faith Bankruptcy Pudding" (Post-bite resignation urges)
Me: "Black Company Seal Red Bean Buns" (Filling = overtime requests)
Hoshino’s "Labor Arbitration Sushi" sliced the judges’ table: "EAT! OR! PAY!"
[4] The Ultimate "Pain-Flavor Banquet"181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPvOBNz6Af
The familiar unveiled a "Collaboration Course":
Appetizer: "Goddess Layoff Seaweed Salad" (Acidity = pH of termination day)
Main: "Demon King vs. Hero Hotpot" (Spicy side floats sword replicas; mild side bobs with demon horns)
Dessert: "Familiar’s Debt Tiramisu" (Each spoonful reveals an IOU)
Judge Otaku Demon took one bite—and awakened his "Union Soul," raising his Switch:181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLQuoHeHri
"This flavor… tastes like REVOLUTION!"
