夜深人靜之時,我獨自歸家,在家前發現鐵閘門柄掛著一袋金魚。我看著在膠袋裡嘴巴一開一合的金魚,心裡雖覺得奇怪,但還是將牠帶回家去。94Please respect copyright.PENANA2XUgCyFRS7
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進了家門,我翻出以前用過的小魚缸,簡單用水洗洗,便將金魚倒進去,金魚一臉呆滯,嘴巴一開一合的在水中擺著尾。94Please respect copyright.PENANArx0QXOYWSL
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我拿來啤酒,一面看著金魚發呆一面往嘴裡灌酒。從前年少不知何為借酒消愁,覺得即使喝酒麻醉自己,現實也不會有一絲改變,反而酒喝多,影響工作表現,根本就是於事無補。可是,長大以後便發現,人生是需要酒精來忘記一些⋯⋯痛苦、煩惱、荒謬⋯⋯以及無力感⋯⋯不然,夜深也無法入眠,總是會心心念念想著現實的種種事⋯⋯94Please respect copyright.PENANAfjrOcc16gW
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所以,我習慣睡前喝一罐啤酒——94Please respect copyright.PENANA1iYge0YtN8
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翌日,回神醒來,突然覺得自己腦袋空蕩蕩,上秒做過什麼也想不起來。我想用手抓抓腦袋,卻發現自己的手變成了魚鰭,正一擺一擺的撥著水⋯⋯94Please respect copyright.PENANA7iSL39VnHY
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我是一條金魚?!94Please respect copyright.PENANActrwMzHFvy
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我環視四周,自己正在一個透明膠袋裡,呆滯的張口合口,浮在水中央擺著尾巴。94Please respect copyright.PENANAE4L32ly6Os
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提著膠袋的人類是一個婆婆,她除了拿著我,還拿著很多個袋,兩手滿滿的,然後她走到一戶人家門前,狼狽的想掏出鎖匙,卻翻來翻去也翻不到。最後,她將手上的袋子掛到鐵閘的門柄上,再仔細翻找手袋,始終都是找不到鎖匙,她慌張的按按門鐘,但沒有人開門,然後她取出手機撥號,也得不到回應。94Please respect copyright.PENANARnjAOX3f4e
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婆婆無奈的嘆了口氣。94Please respect copyright.PENANAaVOBtCMtZC
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「哎呦,我買了那麼多菜,這下該怎麼辦?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAP2pZwgBelT
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進不了門的婆婆只好拿著她辛苦帶來的菜呀、肉呀打道回府。94Please respect copyright.PENANA2zwoC5BIEa
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我看著婆婆頹肩的背影,不禁哽咽⋯⋯為什麼會哽咽呢?過了三分鐘,我已忘記這疑問。94Please respect copyright.PENANAcykAuclh3R
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我被婆婆遺下之後,在門柄掛了⋯⋯不知多少時間,有個男人走到我面前,將我從門柄取下,帶進屋裡。94Please respect copyright.PENANApdpo8slqNu
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男人隨手拿來一個小魚缸,將我倒進去。94Please respect copyright.PENANAefHYmqkUld
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我擺擺尾,這下終於可以舒暢游一游。94Please respect copyright.PENANAa89Gqz1q3w
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男人則坐在我面前,大口大口灌著啤酒,很快他便滿臉通紅,眼神飄忽,似是喝醉了,連手機響個不停也絲毫不察。94Please respect copyright.PENANArch59RwQKI
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乾完一罐啤酒後,他突然站起來,說自己很熱、很熱、很熱,衝去廚房拿出一排冰塊,往臉上貼。94Please respect copyright.PENANAlcykdpWjBm
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我看著他滑稽的模樣,心感同情,幸好我是條金魚,沒痛苦、沒煩惱,金魚的現實簡單不荒謬,自然不會有無力感,多好。94Please respect copyright.PENANAaUcDmesP49
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男人突然靠近看我,頓時嚇了我一大跳。94Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZAMrfJpCz
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「金魚⋯⋯你熱嗎?」94Please respect copyright.PENANA8e4TBzlKyg
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他醉言醉語的,然後二話不說便將手上那排冰塊倒進魚缸。魚缸頓時被冰塊塞滿,我也被擠壓得動彈不得。而且,魚缸只有一點水,水溫因冰塊急速下降,凍得像身處零度雪櫃裡。身為金魚的我無法調節體溫,很快就凍至冰點。94Please respect copyright.PENANARABKYRtrOH
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啊⋯⋯我金魚一生⋯⋯命真短⋯⋯若是轉世投胎⋯⋯我絕不生成像他這樣的人⋯⋯94Please respect copyright.PENANAenovbt0Apu
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「啊——!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAefwvvPgGq8
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我喊著從夢中驚醒,眼前是一個魚缸,昨晚帶回來的金魚還是一臉呆滯,嘴巴一開一合的在水中擺著尾。94Please respect copyright.PENANAzLaNKA4D5E
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我頓時鬆了口氣。94Please respect copyright.PENANAN36yJxedJ3
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這時,手機響起。94Please respect copyright.PENANA5i1v7p3q2V
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「喂,媽,你昨天買金魚來嗎?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAI8uJzDR2TA