[1] "Per Article 18R of the Three Realms Cultural Tax Code, you owe 'Heartbeat Acceleration Surcharge'!"
The newly established "CP Audit Division"—all wearing pink armbands—raided the Demon King & Hero ONLY Convention, measuring attendees' blood sugar levels on-site:
"Pure Love Doujinshi": 5% tax (upgraded to 15% if handholding exceeds 3 seconds)
"R18 Works": Blood drawn for analysis ("Mental Damage Tax" added if glucose spikes)
"Angst Zone": "Tear Resource Tax" (50 yen per milliliter of tears)
A doujin artist collapsed, weeping: "I only drew Holy Sword Maintenance Manuals!"175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcePadIsYe8
The auditor sneered: "Explain the 'Demon King Lubrication Guide' on page 17 then."
[2] Goddess’ Dark Past Exposed—Former R18 Artist?
The audit revealed the "Top Tax-Evading Doujin Creators" list. The #1 pen name:175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgpWH07q8s
"Bunny Angel (Hiatus)"175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mEb1aq4A9
Notable Works:
The Proper Use of Holy Swords
Demon Castle Confinement Inspection Log
365 Days With HR (※Characters suspiciously resemble current Goddess/Demon King)
"SLANDER!!" The Goddess shattered the list with her sword—only for an auditor to retort:175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBksD214HH
"You printed these 300 years ago with Heaven’s Printer—95% holy ink. Pay ‘Faith Misuse Tax’ or not?"
[3] Demon King & Hero’s "Official Ships Sink Doujins" Strategy
To counter taxes, we reluctantly published "Official CP Educational Materials":
Dark Magic Safety Manual (Appendix: Demon King’s Tie-Tying Tutorial)
HR’s Guide to Elegant Executions (Illustrations: 365 Hero Office Fashion Spreads)
We’re Just Colleagues, Seriously (Cover: Feeding each other hotpot)
Familiar, counting profits: "This is just licensed doujinshi! And why do ‘educational merch’ include matching bath towels?!"
[4] The "Blood Sugar Tax" Anemia Crisis
Heaven: Angels fainted en masse (from buying doujins to evade taxes)
Human World: Conventions became "Blood Drive Events" (plasma donations for tax relief)
Hell: Demons sold "Artificial Nosebleeds" (exposed as tomato juice)
Worst hit? Otaku Demon—his Animal Crossing: Hell doujin was taxed for "Villager Flirtatious Dialogue", freezing his Switch account:175Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMjpPiwQ45
"Since when is head-patting LEWD?!"
