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我同蟲蟲間學校就係九龍嗰邊。蟲蟲話佢今日要九點前返喺筲箕灣嘅家舍，想搵個就近佢家舍嘅地方食嘢。所以我就陪佢過緊去對面海。係好唔就腳嘅，但今日同Miss發生嘅事令我好唔開心，好想有人陪下。所以幾唔就腳都同蟲蟲去搵嘢食。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSthhVCrdC
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由於剛好撞正放工時間，架列車入面迫到好似沙甸魚罐頭咁。唔係比人踩就係比人撞。唔好話我呀，連蟲蟲都搞到躁躁地。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEKzOfmoAx
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我同佢望住大家個燥樣之後，就忍唔住「噗！」一聲嘲笑一下大家。唔知幾時開始，我同成佢一對望，我地兩個就好有默契咁笑。難道係笑大家樣衰？定係——1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEujN14ZYBt
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我同佢之間其實係有一種無形嘅尷尬。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpLxLfF12e
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要用笑去掩飾呢份尷尬？1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse4cor3nCZ
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此時，我又回憶起初初認識蟲蟲時嘅經過。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC3X4BNBlq
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「喂，痴線妹。」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9aSX75ooJ
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「點呀？變態匡！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6QUvfzbmd
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「我呢度仲痛緊呀。」我笑笑，指住自己塊面。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDCnWk9zyw
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蟲蟲反咗我一下白眼，就笑罵我：「你咁小氣架！仲提住！不過你嗰時真係抵打嘅！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmP5JOlsAO
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「女仔之家你都算最惡嗰個。」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHSd210cCZ
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「我呢啲生得細粒嘅女仔實被人誤會好好蝦。唔惡啲點得呀。而且⋯⋯」蟲蟲忽然難於啟齒起嚟。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGKQFnIafo
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「而且咩？」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeDuNmU7BM
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「我真係比人扮瞓非禮過架。詳細係點唔講啦！總之當時我驚得濟唔敢出聲，好後悔冇好好打柒佢！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jK7D8M1Ye
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「所以我真係唔好彩，咁都比你誤會，然後就比你打咗鑊。」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX7OSObsw2
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我一講完嘢，架車就「嗶嗶嗶嗶」聲咁響，準備關門開車走。點知喺遠處就有人叫：「等埋等埋！！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE0USYBtaP
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我應聲一睇，見到一陣騷動。啲乘客屌晒鬼，原來係個拎行李嘅大媽想趁閂車門前衝落車！佢明顯衝緊埋去我同蟲蟲度！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rHwFnRFc9
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「小心！」我大叫一聲，好自然攬住蟲蟲條腰，再抱落懷中。但任我再快同抱蟲蟲抱得更貼都好，嗰個大媽都係撞親蟲蟲！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqtjMpvup7
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「哎吔——！」蟲蟲一聲痛叫。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oHhGM3fXB
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呢個時候車門閂埋咗，個大媽自然遷怒於我同蟲蟲度：「你兩個有冇搞錯架！搞到我落唔到車！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxOWV0pJmG
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呢下我慶咗，我即刻爆鳩佢：「喂！大姑你撞到人仲咁惡嘅！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO9gvqSseB
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「咩呀！著校服攬頭攬頸，成何體統呀！拍拖去第二度啦，阻住我落車！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cmyIEtgwr
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「大姑你咪咁過份喎！你整到人在先！你應該同呢個女仔道歉呀！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg9wkMzEsw
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「你咁冇禮貌架！你地邊間學校？我投訴你呀！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2r5fNWiK7
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嘈嘈下，成個車廂嘅人都望晒過嚟。唔係話歧視，但呢啲鄉音大媽真係好野蠻！道理講唔過就開始人身攻擊！話我同蟲蟲著校服公然攬攬錫錫⋯⋯屌啦！我唔攬住蟲蟲，佢一早被大媽撞傷啦！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1XJKlvDqn
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躁躁地，我啲粗口已經喺我喉嚨度蓄勢待發！點知蟲蟲向我叫咗聲：「阿匡。」佢就搖一搖頭，示意我唔好同大媽嘈。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydmra8rzD6
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大媽見地我地靜晒就特別招積，串多幾句咁講：「咩呀！冇聲出呀？頭先唔係好巴閉咩？讀屎片！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y82QPZMX7
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「你——！」我忍唔住啦！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PCrZCWETM
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「阿姨請你自重！」蟲蟲厲佢一眼，佢人仔細細但氣勢都幾壓到人。佢繼續話：「你知唔知你已經犯咗地鐵附例啦？」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk0kMAt25u
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「你咪嚇我呀𡃁妹仔！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFrGQHQ63r
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「呢架車所有乘客都係受害人，你嘅行為已經滋擾晒成車人！仲有你件行李嘅尺寸係唔可以上車。你想比地鐵罰你5,000蚊嘅，你就繼續鬧啦。」蟲蟲拎部手機出嚟：「順手擺你上Youtube，等全香港人睇下你有幾醜！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnbzswAuEL
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「你嚇我呀！」大媽突然發爛，想搶蟲蟲手機。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvbzsaDtED
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好彩我眼明手快，一手大力捉佢手腕，順手發洩怒氣！兇佢一聲：「喂！想搶嘢？！報警呀！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUGf2QvvhA
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呢個時間到咗油塘站，大媽知道原來我真係咁惡仲唔嗱嗱聲走咩。點知咁啱我地都喺呢個站落車，搞到個大媽以為我同蟲蟲繼續狙擊佢，佢發晒癲咁喺月台大鬧。仲引咗啲職員埋嚟。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XICe2UDFF
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「佢地兩個騷擾我呀！」大媽用「某北方地區」嘅做法——惡人先告狀！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpfj6v2D8k
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呢個時候我同蟲蟲好有默契即刻扮唔知，扮無辜，職員嚟問我地就扮晒蟹話唔識佢，話佢頭先喺架車度突然見人就鬧，十成都拎白卡。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29FBnQTCTg
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終於成畫面睇落就似個大媽發神經，大把職員埋去睇咩事。當然，做埋網絡紅人添啦。四周大把手機拍住佢。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8bLL0Beav
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「行啦！仲望。想影埋我地兩個呀？」蟲蟲見到呢個畫面就恥笑個大媽。蟲蟲真係醒目女嚟，又冷靜又機智就撚到個大媽出晒醜。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4EHam2b4S
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蟲蟲行唔夠幾步，就轉個頭向我望嚟，面有難色咁問：「你有冇紙巾呀？」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4H4xMtgbg
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「你冇事呀嘛？」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2awuTg7iNt
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「我大髀有啲赤赤痛，好似損咗。」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeunmrbKIrO
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「埋去一邊坐低先啦。」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2VQUQg69z
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我帶蟲蟲去到長椅上坐低，遞咗張紙巾比佢。蟲蟲翹起右腳，令佢嘅「絕對領域」更令人注目！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjjO40J0PM
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啊——頂，雖然今日真係心情差，但呢一刻蟲蟲嘅姿勢真係令我暫時忘記煩惱。女人有兩個時期係特別靚，其中一個就係十六歲嘅時候。無論一個女仔佢細個幾醜都好，只要一到十六歲好好把握時機，就一下子由醜小鴨變成天鵝！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpSs9xTrNl
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蟲蟲低頭檢查自己右髀，微啡嘅頭髮圈喺耳背上。個衰妹今日肯定比人捉，因為佢戴對好靚嘅耳環，有吊飾嗰隻。佢嘅側面嘅輪廓好分明，鼻高嘴細，原來佢唔出聲合起嘴巴時，個嘴形都好似微笑緊。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcOAi4f0hU
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蟲蟲唔算高，但佢嘅短裙、長襪加埋個「絕對領域」就顯得佢條腿好長。再細心啲睇，裙、「絕對領域」同長襪嘅比例係「4:1:2.5」！係完美嘅「黃金比例」呀！佢條裙同長襪都係深色，更顯得佢對大髀好雪白，令「絕對領域」非常觸目。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOccEVpnIf0
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蟲蟲右髀外側有條細長嘅傷口，滲緊血。佢邊抹邊抱怨咁講：「個大媽真係⋯⋯哎⋯⋯好痛呀！」佢瞄咗我一眼，好厭惡咁講：「你望夠未呀？咸濕佬！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDxPe4uaru
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「咩⋯⋯咩呀！」我被佢嘅觀察力嚇親！1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjpnvKM2HU
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佢企起身，得戚咁講：「我隻眼咩都睇到架！拎隻手出嚟啦！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbfwzx9UIt
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我乖乖咁攤大手板，佢將紙巾塞返比我：「咁咸濕？罰你幫我掉咗佢！」1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdimQXglMbq
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蟲蟲對住我翁一翁個鼻，扮下嬲咁，佢呢個樣真係——好可愛呀。1765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLWgMhNjIM
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