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我是Atlantis大一新生，現在正在面臨人生中比鬼族大戰更困難的超級大挑戰，你問我為何要這樣說。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvud0oBMTqb
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這要怎麼解釋才好，「雪蕥姊只是叫人痛扁他一頓太便宜了，乾脆就讓我帶頭去把他整到連窩在家裡都不敢窩。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKT4CeIzqi
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我的好友、女友、使役、認識的學長姐老師們，集體在風之白園上演一出陰謀論。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0MxsIjC6j
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至於會變成這樣就是因為昨日跑回地球買點心巧遇何政，反正當時我就是不理他結果讓這人找到機會毀掉我買的點心，雖然最後沒有成功就是了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX906pUAANx
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他刻意用一臉欠扁樣看著我，所以當時自己就對他下下一些無傷大雅的詛咒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ags573zbG
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例如走在路上會被鳥屎襲擊、會有惡犬對他小便還有遇到飛車搶匪等等的詛咒，下一秒全部通通時間。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBffp48TJt
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何政不只是被一隻鳥給襲擊，而是三百多隻鴿子集體發動地圖式全方位轟炸。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqDphnEqJB
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結果不知何政是不是有得罪人，在他想要找我算帳時我已經用幻術躲起來，看他馬路走到一半時，有台肥水車好像有什麼問題結果翻車，所有肥水通通灑到他身上。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWFvoIffIH
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「對啊！雪雪那人都在這樣欺負漾漾，我們因該下手在狠一點。」喵喵妳該不會想把何政帶來守世界，然後把它種在土裡面然後再讓蘇亞扒出來再埋回去吧？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmZmWxQqff
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喵喵請妳不要把妳家的貓王帶壞啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVk5X4m3Yt
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幸好這邊還有人有良心，那就是我的女友雪蕥：「喵喵這樣太狠了吧？既然要報復就來葛無傷大雅會讓他丟點的方法。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gIt5KU3J4
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「竟然欺負我班上的同學，看來有必要讓他知道，褚冥漾是誰在罩的。」班長妳這個很像黑社會的發言，或許黑社會也比過不過妳們這些火星人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThzbWqeiY1
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學長拜託你不要看戲了，請你快點阻止這票火星人啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeiLYtFoYv
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現在最頭痛的是那個好補學弟或哈維恩跑去找何政他麻煩，只是上個月網路有謠傳某某大學的學生突然失蹤，這個月在某地方被發現全身上下都是嚴重的毆打、金屬物打出來的痕跡，就連火燒傷通通都有。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYuLWytSGP
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目前台灣的警察對此只能用謎案來終結，不過我嚴重分析那個學生一定是得罪公會的袍級……等等！公會的袍級，一想到這點就看著小風或雪蕥兩人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NscIj5PQo
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不！這也有可能是別人做出來的，誰能保證公會裏面沒有其他狐族的匏即存在。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLSYex1DVg
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「您覺得那樣做太便宜那人嗎？」哈維恩你不說出來還好，你一說現在可以懷疑介入的袍級是誰了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71H6gv3jKF
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小風是選擇親自動手不留下任何痕跡，大概跑去幫你的人恐怕會是老姊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqKcXJeadx
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題外話，雖然那人相關新聞的後續，大致上都是傳出他以前做過什麼不良的事，一件一件通通被舉發出來，最終導致被退學連原本工作的地方也被開除。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIBzDctqQM
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只是為什麼那個店好像跟班級股東會旗下的財產一致，不要說是雪蕥妳把他給開除的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKXZhYfxh7
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自家女友露出淡淡的笑容：「是我叫人把他開除，另外歐蘿姮也把他所有打工賺來的錢還有存下來的零用錢通通騙走。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8kzwVX4mc
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「順便讓他欠下一大屁股永遠還不完的巨額欠債。」班長請妳放過小小的地球人啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaPGziFi9y
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學長大神拜託你不要在看戲了，不然明年的今天會是國中某位同學的忌日啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXIXlDoAA7
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老大他瞪了我一眼，慢慢地張開嘴：「褚，那種人不用去理會。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP5P8EjdyU
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老大我當然不想要去理會他，只是不希望明年變成何政的忌日，現在我這邊還有反妖師派的人要去處理。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00LyDnEOCC
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「妖師，你竟敢帶頭討論如何毀滅世界，就讓我為世人…」反妖師派的雜兵還沒說完，就先被小風與雪蕥各放一到法術轟飛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTNe3Ww3wJ
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下一秒，四周還出現大量的反妖師派成員。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ5EDwOQB4
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「葉露，我們好像太久沒立下威嚴了。」雪蕥妳可以不要用天使般的笑容，說著這種恐怖的話嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNkb2ohiQF
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還有小風請妳不要接下去啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngl09laBwU
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結果自家使役沒有理會我的表情，也笑笑的回應：「雪蕥姊，今天乾脆就將他們剁成肉醬如何？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5fFKIKsFU
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……..43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIopd5fB5XT
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…算了，這次我懶得管了，如果有其他人想要順手去將這些反妖師派的人教訓一頓，我也懶得去管了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTQPI2WReh
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「褚夫人，這種程度的廢物不需要讓您出手。」哈維恩說完話，雙手馬上甩出各一把刀來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB4KO2Kftq
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話說回來，那時企圖對我不力的公會袍級，最終見到背景都變成火焰的雪蕥還有我家使役磨刀霍霍的畫面，直接下到當場尿褲子然後非常丟點的方式逃命。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIbkq25CRr
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後來聽說丟臉排行榜，目前還是維持第一名不變。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLZNYXNE5P
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由於被那種丟臉的方式處理掉、甩開、任務失敗等等原因，目前正在被老姊狠狠的欺壓當中，或許他們只會剩下半條命回來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA3tzOXDLD
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「「「「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」」」」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXFia8MWwS
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一如往常反妖師派連台詞都來不及唸，直接被哈維恩給秒殺掉。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP8auiFRHH
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「「「「好討厭的感覺啊！」」」」喂喂！請你們付版權費給神奇X貝的公司啊！那根本就是火箭隊招牌台詞。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY5Lixyjtx
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話說回來，為什麼公會都不敢對我或夏碎學長給予任何審判，最終他們也只對夏碎學長記過。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJSI4pPzgJ
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對於這點，雪雅露出稍微嚴肅的表情地看了我一眼。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SpYirPNSu
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該不會！雪蕥妳利用天狐族的勢力順便利用我們的人脈，集中出強烈的聯軍壓迫對付公會吧？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihrZOIFtTu
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「我只是跟風清讕還有霧呂老師說下。」跟這兩人說，雪蕥妳是要讓公會頭報痛嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq2wLqEp2u
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下一秒，她果真說出很恐怖的事情：「霧呂老師教過的、認識的袍級都在同一天威脅，如果高層敢對你們兩人怎麼樣，他們就會當場退袍並且叛變。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAUHebbChQ
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........43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y4wjTa07V
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....這分明就是赤裸裸的威脅啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAuBVMew23
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「風清讕姊則是說，她會動用外區的軍隊好好地給公會無傷大雅，卻會讓所有袍級拚了命加班的惡作劇出來。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz6uwVyA8v
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連歐蘿姮也接著說：「敢對我班上的同學不利，我會讓他們見識下何謂歐蘿姮.蘇.凱文的處理方式。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXfq7VH1Bj
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這個處理方式絕對會讓公會高層叫苦連天。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvH4oXVSTG
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現在連西瑞也跟著表明：「哼哼！輸人不輸陣，大爺我調動我能調動的人手，天天跑去蓋公會高層布袋。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPlcwbzj1u
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我就知道，最近公會正在謠傳，妖師放任下屬蓄意不分青紅皂白對公會每個人亂蓋布袋毆打一頓。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDSMPIPegX
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果然兇手就是這隻五色雞頭，你連這樣做會帶來的後遺症到底知不知道啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12cRW9l6PB
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「醫療班同樣也施壓，那時大家集體抗議說如果高層想要處置漾漾，我們醫療班將會集體罷工再也不治療傷患，畢竟漾漾可是最乖的黑袍代表。」喵喵，妳可以不用舉手說出這麼恐怖的話來嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zFoGnh4yU
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千冬歲也跟著推下黑色鏡框：「他們想到對哥還有漾漾不利，那麼就等著與神諭之所全方面結仇。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK5rOJ2ckm
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.......43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs7X5toAbv
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...我的同學們真的都是黑色會的代表，可憐的公會高層遇到這樣亂七八糟的施壓，最終也只能默默地吞下這一整個苦單。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dKaAaNiEv
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千萬不要說，班長你還趁機好好敲詐一筆。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTxQ7iP3HA
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「那時賺的好兇喔〜老師我口袋都塞得滿滿的，沒想到那群老不死的既然私藏那麼多寶物。」...呃，我果然不該這麼想的，沒想到一想就成真還有班導，你不要說一天就全部賭輸了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kezls20SX
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對於今天都還沒插嘴的學長，露出非常恐怖的笑容：「那些人現在還被迫沒褲子、衣服穿。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpv5Tron3A
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......一句話千萬不要得罪火星人啊！特別是後台超級硬的火星人絕對不能夠得罪，還有我不是火星人，我是地球人啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCVIpoxBou
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為了不要讓自己表情太過於明顯，所以默默地從褲子口袋裡拿出手機上下臉書。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR2YtHU1N3
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下一秒看到何政做出一定程度的囂張貼出來...呃，同學你不怕的罪這些這些火星人嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3Viv6nOGR
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如果雪蕥看到的話，她一定會更加好好認真思考要如何整你的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QoxdCuZsG
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「看來，那人沒得到教訓。」雪蕥那出手機大概跟我一樣事上臉書，還把手機轉交給她旁邊的雪夢學姊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP16U4ybjKD
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一個接著一個，很快地在場火星人都把臉書上那貼通通看過一遍。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMValV4LMKL
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現在連安因背後的黑氣都出來，甚至賽塔的笑容也變得腹黑起來，阿利學長、玄音學長等人的笑容更加危險。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhwNuNxm8C
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如果讓然還是老姊看到，可以保證何政絕對不會有任何好下場。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuiM0FS5uR
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到時還是丟些任務給大家好了，不然就沒有任何人可以阻止這票火星人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKyLxwBGxX
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「大家怎麼了？」我是不是太想然了，不然為什麼現在都可以聽到他的聲音。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR9UOLkWcV
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回頭一看，還真的看到然出現在這邊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK84BC8S8g
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慘了！如果然也出手，我絕對沒有辦法可以阻止這票火星人的，這下該怎麼辦才好啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VNiJUW7PF
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然的笑容一臉人畜無害，慢慢的走來這邊然後從喵喵手中接下雪蕥的手機。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fU0deurZq
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下一秒，他的笑容漸漸地出現黑氣，隨時都可以變成阿修羅危害世人...絕對不是！毀滅世界的那種，而是要讓某人下輩子過的凄慘無比的笑容。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESinB5KK8m
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「喔〜有人欺負狗不看主人。」何政這次就算是大羅神仙降靈，可能也就不了你了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw6kFNVL3h
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這次竟然連老姊都參加了，不知是誰帶頭喊出這一句：「大家一起去教訓那人。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGYRLAEGsW
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於是這票火星人浩浩蕩蕩的出征，只留下我與學長兩人。
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