[1] "Hark, lost lambs! Henceforth, address me as—'Pope of Moe Taxation'!"
The familiar, wearing a "Doujin Tax Tiara" and wielding a "Holy POS Machine", preached atop Demon Castle ruins:160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNbbGyhySn
"All your suffering shall be redeemed—160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHixiCuGOy
Overtime grievances? Tax deductible!160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKyjC5Fzft
Singlehood tax? Refundable!160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYUw2kQP8i
Even doujin sales... count as faith points!"
The congregation erupted:
Ex-auditors in "nun-style uniforms" collected offerings
The Goddess, hired as "Confession Booth Mascot" (1 tear = ¥1 tax credit)
Even "Pain Cuisine" became communion wafers—"Spicy Strip Eucharist"
[2] The "Ten Commandments of Moe Tax"
Stained glass windows projected new doctrine:
Thou shalt tithe monthly (QR codes accepted)
Never utter the Chief's real name (Only "Taxnoka-sama")
Keep holy the Doujin Sabbath (No censorship Fridays)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1uy5WFaMU
..."Moe is justice; non-moe—TAXED!"
Hoshino's sword auto-printed tax notices: "This ‘faith’ is just armed robbery?!"
[3] Confessional Booth Turned "Pain-Tax Livestream"
Penitents queued for:
"Pure Love Confession": 5% tax cut for admitting crushes
"R18 Absolution": Buy "Indulgence Tickets" to avoid exposure
"Angst Authors": Pay "Reader Trauma Surcharge"
Pope Familiar, on camera, shook a "Doujin-Shaped Collection Box":160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW93nk0SMm
"Dear believer, you just confessed to reading the Chief’s BL... ¥1000 ‘hush fee,’ please~"
[4] Demon King & Hero: "Religious Mascots"
We were forced into "Limited Holy Skins":
Demon King: "Deficit Devil" outfit (Each merch sold patches budget holes)
Hero: "Righteous Tax Collector" figurine (Sword stabbed into a QR code)
Couple Set: "Hotpot Confession Booth" 5min experience voucher
"This is worse than being a salaryman!" I struggled.160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPUgMwRC1T
Pope Familiar smiled: "But Your Majesty... religious corporations pay ZERO taxes~"
