[1] "By Article 520 of the Moe Tax Doctrine—TRUE LOVE IS TAX-EXEMPT!"
Pope Familiar dropped the bombshell mid-livestream:165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrhLmaLCYy
"If the Demon King and Hero kiss before the Holy POS Machine, all three realms get a 1-year tax holiday!"
As the crowd erupted, Hoshino’s sword auto-printed marriage papers, while my demon sigil morphed into a "wedding band engraving."
"This is a SCAM!" I roared.165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUeIzWT6fc
Familiar whispered: "Clause 6 of our Fake Marriage Contract... ‘Breach penalty: 10x damages’?"
[2] The Most Chaotic "Tax-Free Wedding" in Cosmic History
The ceremony became a three-realm frenzy:
Heaven sent tax auditors as officiants (*wielding *Tax Exemption Codes**)
Hell’s chefs served "Nosebleed Wedding Jelly" (ironically taxed)
Human TV hit 1314% ratings (all ad revenue tax-free)
The pièce de résistance? The "bouquet toss"—165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0t5IAikW7
"Catch it for 3 tax-free years!" The Goddess and succubus immediately brawled.
[3] "I Do... But the Holy Sword VETOES!"
Just as the otaku-demon "priest" prepared to announce the kiss, Hoshino’s sword stabbed into the floor:165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lDFze7pkB
"Hold it! Per Hero Prenup Clause 13—"165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoODNHPiEUd
The blade projected:165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGC4JBUKKL
‘Kisses require genuine consent—no tax evasion purposes allowed’
In the silence, I sighed and produced a yellowed scroll—165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR4WtzkwcX
The addendum to our 300-year-old Ceasefire Pact:165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q4McXXa09
"On the 1000th full moon post-war, parties shall share hotpot (spicy level optional) as reconciliation."
"Tonight… is the 1000th moon." I pointed to the blood moon outside.
[4] Pope Familiar’s Final Bankruptcy
As we kissed in "spicy broth steam"—
The Holy POS Machine exploded (overloaded by tax exemption)
The Moe Tax Treasury auto-emptied ("True Love Clause" triggered)
The Pope Tiara cracked, revealing a "Debt List" (Amount: 131.4 billion)
"NO—!" It wailed, collapsing. "My faith-based economy!!"
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