這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時,15Please respect copyright.PENANAsZDskk2iGG
一個美麗的誤會~15Please respect copyright.PENANAu6ya7Kw90T
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~15Please respect copyright.PENANA26wx7tSVoM
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!15Please respect copyright.PENANASfNgrGGssU
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)15Please respect copyright.PENANAhTCEQiMt0F
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~15Please respect copyright.PENANAeGw0ccK2RP
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~15Please respect copyright.PENANAlGyIJZrBba
Anyway,15Please respect copyright.PENANAFwV7Nrikm8
雖然高中時是讀第二類組,15Please respect copyright.PENANAKg5oHuomSz
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~15Please respect copyright.PENANAM1FlcTsd5v
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...15Please respect copyright.PENANAE0Zlyo2KJp
那化合物有很多,15Please respect copyright.PENANAs6W9ALSbRx
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物,15Please respect copyright.PENANAzrHwPB8LY1
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來,15Please respect copyright.PENANACdFSoVk2E0
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖,C6H12O615Please respect copyright.PENANAT5wRIMvydX
印象中,15Please respect copyright.PENANAkKEmka4sse
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多),15Please respect copyright.PENANAKZfFobAH1p
和果糖一樣是單醣,15Please respect copyright.PENANA7tmHBoA21m
既然有單醣,15Please respect copyright.PENANAGvvSA3Gb1H
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~15Please respect copyright.PENANA9tdo46B71F
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~15Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZX5Z40Z8D
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~15Please respect copyright.PENANAqbDQNzdadR
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升,15Please respect copyright.PENANAn6ytQSJfuR
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社,15Please respect copyright.PENANARlTwiAG6RQ
需要過五關斬六將,15Please respect copyright.PENANADXZqYLWhp6
才能與四天王對決~15Please respect copyright.PENANAtlkhoaWQ6f
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?15Please respect copyright.PENANAOYyjUBdgdf
除此之外,15Please respect copyright.PENANAuWCQ6ROgAS
喜歡吃零食的他,15Please respect copyright.PENANAc08l8DbMKV
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~15Please respect copyright.PENANAKhye20Z1BJ
再來,15Please respect copyright.PENANAJJdeCz65Ix
既然是單醣,15Please respect copyright.PENANAh877EINYNM
有點像是學長留級三年,15Please respect copyright.PENANAttI1j8oJjl
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳,CO215Please respect copyright.PENANAW02QDal4B4
雖然滅火器有很多種類型,15Please respect copyright.PENANAZumQfOJuuu
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉,15Please respect copyright.PENANAqAdPYHjOyg
利用CO2會搶氧氣,15Please respect copyright.PENANAXSlGZV14wb
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。15Please respect copyright.PENANA1zB1wDcHSM
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~15Please respect copyright.PENANA8QWfk77OhV
此外,15Please respect copyright.PENANADi88PD0WK1
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全,15Please respect copyright.PENANApYpp3VQurM
就會變成一氧化碳,15Please respect copyright.PENANANnIhrr8B3L
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!15Please respect copyright.PENANACV7NiABmAb
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~15Please respect copyright.PENANA56jyI6sVEd
當然,15Please respect copyright.PENANAsquKXqHiYt
所謂的可樂,15Please respect copyright.PENANAZO8IM6DFxu
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~15Please respect copyright.PENANApGAcNoX05c
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!15Please respect copyright.PENANAFjkbFeaAPY
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...15Please respect copyright.PENANAszHUWHnIc0
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫,H2O15Please respect copyright.PENANApqr5GWQjDw
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!15Please respect copyright.PENANApElZiPL5lr
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~15Please respect copyright.PENANAWi7AYQlqGx
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性,15Please respect copyright.PENANAstgX7QMLw4
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?15Please respect copyright.PENANAvKSTJe6XKg
提到冰,就會想到水的固態,15Please respect copyright.PENANAzDvybZmfaL
對應學長喜歡寒冷~15Please respect copyright.PENANAM4qI8eTc5D
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。15Please respect copyright.PENANA0R0YCDExKm
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8,15Please respect copyright.PENANAZNg0mERMx9
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~15Please respect copyright.PENANAE0DLkK8QI0
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣,15Please respect copyright.PENANAUGCSW7b9hl
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華,15Please respect copyright.PENANAMLcSxF4AQ6
又或者是精力壯盛,15Please respect copyright.PENANA12YsMVm5Gi
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水,好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~15Please respect copyright.PENANAqx884AdiCn
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)15Please respect copyright.PENANAhSvAAOzUpl
晚上的學長就是氣態的水,15Please respect copyright.PENANA7VT0jhlxkg
整個晚上都很有精神!15Please respect copyright.PENANAYgztjgccIj
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水,15Please respect copyright.PENANA2BtvLKKo8Y
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑,15Please respect copyright.PENANAo3AH4woVSu
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊,15Please respect copyright.PENANA9cQT1YOD5i
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~15Please respect copyright.PENANAiTnjXdEdAk
剩下的化合物就算有想到,15Please respect copyright.PENANArKdJxf2xWc
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~15Please respect copyright.PENANAozz2Zxjebq
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人,15Please respect copyright.PENANAdYk7xD6G07
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~15Please respect copyright.PENANAGKgplrMBYz
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死,15Please respect copyright.PENANAQSVTtiHwKM
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!15Please respect copyright.PENANAqsRQ9NmWgR
如果相處後發現真的不適合,15Please respect copyright.PENANAvU7iR2y3nO
那就好聚好散吧!15Please respect copyright.PENANANNoogAeT7E
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:15Please respect copyright.PENANA7IjP67sDqt
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together15Please respect copyright.PENANA6cqFvdlPFp
我很喜歡旋律,15Please respect copyright.PENANAeSnf8TkJmG
也覺得歌詞很有意思~15Please respect copyright.PENANAUbDyX7igqQ
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌15Please respect copyright.PENANARmQ6jjvrt0
(因為母胎單身)15Please respect copyright.PENANA7xnpH8vehl
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來,15Please respect copyright.PENANAFEFByTPBqn
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...15Please respect copyright.PENANAQjYxGOjMAH
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用,15Please respect copyright.PENANAQLEo4Esyg1
我大概是什麼惰性氣體,15Please respect copyright.PENANAuNLSgjhzTt
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。15Please respect copyright.PENANABHsOuDFJWT
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
7/26 完
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