[1] "Welcome to Three Realms' Got Tax Talent! Sponsored by—Pain Cuisine Inc.!"
Under the spotlight, the familiar floated in wearing an "E-Debt Crown", as the screen behind it displayed:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXQXJ8aquU
[Contest Rules:
Talents must relate to taxation
Each vote = ¥10 tax credit
Winner gets 1-year tax exemption (except income tax)**
Judges Panel:
Goddess (Tear Crystal Lie Detector aimed at contestants)
Hoshino (Holy Sword modified into "X" buzzer)
Otaku Demon (Switch-connected scorer, focus dependent on game difficulty)
[2] Demon King’s Hellish Act: Tax-Fireball Swallowing170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzrVKnQIBB
"Contestant #7, Ludwig!" I gritted my teeth, lifting a fireball. "Using dark magic to digest fake receipts!"
Fireball = Celestial Audit Notices (heat scales with tax debt)
Each swallow triggered audience votes:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UAY7Uekp3
✅ "Legit Receipt" (flames turn green)170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bJ09sqBZd
❌ "Fake Receipt" (black smoke makes judges cough)
At the 66th swallow, the Goddess slammed her table: "STOP! That was my Holy War Expense Report from 300 years ago!"
[3] Hero’s Forbidden Talent: Chest-Crushing Tax Forms170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nzFOZiF6h
Hoshino shoved me aside: "Amateur."170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlfRAvrppX
She lay on a nail board, a "Three Realms’ Thickest Tax Exemption Application" on her chest, and glared at the familiar: "Do it."
The familiar raised a holy sword-shaped hammer—170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkg99npcJ0
BOOM!170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlILoduejFH
The shattered pages rearranged midair:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFtn0hJImJ
"APPROVED. Tax-Free Quota: ¥13,140,000"
The audience screamed: "That’s the ‘forever love’ number!!"170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c1Odz7gZe
Hoshino, ears burning, drew her sword: "It means ‘I’ll hunt the familiar for eternity’!"
[4] Goddess’ Idol Nightmare: Tear-Crystal Stage Outfit170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGu5qxG3iM
"New Tax Idol category!" The familiar forced the Goddess into a "Lace Tax Bill Dress":170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vdZFuy6t1
"Perform your debut single—‘Holy Tears Tax Rate’!"
As music played, she danced a "Tax Prayer Dance":
Each spin scattered "exemption coupons"
High notes launched "holy crystal tears" (redeemable for prizes)
Her bunny headband suddenly played "Moe Tax Anthem" (without her knowledge)
Otaku Demon gave a perfect score: "This… this is cultural violence!"
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