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在顯道元年革命爆發之前,傑靈從來未被視作有力問鼎帝位的宗室。當時朝廷以為最有可能繼位的宗室有三名公主,分別是傑靈之妹江門公主,傑靈之表妹8964 copyright protection878PENANALAImOI751m 維尼
周西公主,以及傑靈之表姐仲春公主。但當華夏帝國發生奸臣篡位時,三人與她們的貪官污吏集團皆落荒而逃,只有傑靈帶領百姓起義;故此大局已定、山河光復後,傑靈即把三人軟禁於宮中,以免她們謀反。然而,三人從未放棄過爭奪帝位。8964 copyright protection878PENANAycCf5mr8ia 維尼
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三人被安頓在九龍府皇宮東北的東瀛館;此宮殿位於人工湖「瀛海」裡的島上,僅有一橋連接;雖然她們獲准在宮中移動,但每到一處,必有禁軍侍衛貼身「保護」,而且未經准許亦禁止出宮或接見外賓,因此她們只好依賴少數可信的侍衛與宮外保持通信。8964 copyright protection878PENANA5pApAxsSns 維尼
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「該死的扶她昏君,她奪去皇位都算了,竟然還要強迫我在登極大典上讀經!」仲春公主大喝一杯酒,大吃一塊肉,怨氣沖天的抱怨着。周西公主附和,說:「對,我們一定要做點事情破壞她的登基大典才行!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAmrooLS51J2 維尼
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三人之中,只有江門公主最為冷靜,她抽了一口煙,淺嘗杯酒,說:「我有一計,可以奪回皇位,就是⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANASF2pEftIGq 維尼
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可是仲春公主和周西公主根本沒有留心聆聽江門公主的說話,繼續誇誇其談。8964 copyright protection878PENANA72X5lhp9w9 維尼
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周西公主抱怨:「去年那個死扶她讓我喝下瀉藥然後當眾失禁出醜,我今次一定要報仇!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAR3PhLTDbNW 維尼
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仲春公主抱怨說:「那死扶她把我當成是妓女,讓那些低賤的所謂革命義士對我上下其手,太可惡了!她那麼淫蕩嗎,我就要在她的咖啡裡下春藥,使她在登基大典當日發情!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAVkSZimSsTm 維尼
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江門公主聽見二人的瘋言瘋語,一臉無奈。周西公主就說:「計劃我已經有了!那扶她不是約了我們三個當天在登極大典前共晉早餐的嗎,屆時我要在她的咖啡下瀉藥⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA1LisP1ePzr 維尼
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仲春公主反對,說:「不,應該下春藥!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAOqLmmt4adI 維尼
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「我要下瀉藥啊!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAqSrTiDEcaI 維尼
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「我要下春藥,你就別跟我爭吧!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAvGSNLUEuID 維尼
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「你為何硬是要頂撞我?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAd5plhDVsC0 維尼
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於是仲春公主和周西公主就為這無謂的屎橋起了紛爭。江門公主沒她們好氣,就撇下她們,對身旁的一名男侍衛說:「夏蟲不可語冰,仇思梁,我們在偏廳裡談,不要讓那兩個傻西聽見。」8964 copyright protection878PENANABNBP7kjhZU 維尼
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思梁點頭,跟隨江門公主到偏廳,關上門,裡面已有四名侍衛候命,分別姓刁、利、魯和毛,是追隨江門公主的死士。雖然傑靈得到大部分宮女和侍衛支持,因而才被擁立為帝,但亦有少數侍衛認為江門公主才是真命天子,因而暗中計劃謀反。8964 copyright protection878PENANAfCuF1Bn4HI 維尼
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江門公主說:「登極大典是我們下手的好時機;本公主要把那扶她昏君殺掉,而不是搞些小動作讓她出醜,你們懂嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAI6q3zEKftk 維尼
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「臣等遵命。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAY7KgOuV4HR 維尼
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傑靈繼續在聖當定堂裡彩排登極大典。8964 copyright protection878PENANA52Q7XG70mG 維尼
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志美說:「主禮的華夏聖公會九龍府大主教會先向眾人問安、歡迎會眾,簡介禮儀,然後讀聖三一文、求潔心禱文、認罪文、赦罪文。赦罪後,才進入『察問』。此時陛下才起立,由引薦團領至聖壇前,面向主教團⋯⋯本德,你就裝着是大主教站在聖壇前吧,跟陛下練習對答。」8964 copyright protection878PENANARVlD46dTyF 維尼
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本德就打開禮文書,對傑靈說:「敬問殿下,君願為皇,統領華夏及諸藩乎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA4e8br6vmPk 維尼
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志美呈上禮文書給傑靈,傑靈卻沒看一眼,隨口的回應:「當然啦,我不願意就不用舉行登極之儀啊,正一法國大餐多舊魚!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAmqJHEbeXuR 維尼
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本德說:「陛下!請讀出禮文書的回應。陛下必須回答『我願,求主助我。』」8964 copyright protection878PENANAAUyguIZfVm 維尼
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傑靈說:「那麼麻煩啊!我才不想老是翻禮文書啊。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAQwqKyyWuAb 維尼
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本德說:「那陛下把這句『我願,求主助我。』背下來就好了。」8964 copyright protection878PENANA8AIn9UhTAH 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願意,求主助我。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAJwbm6IZ7sg 維尼
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本德說:「沒有『意』,是『我願』。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAqWOugL0zyi 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願意,『救』主助我。」8964 copyright protection878PENANApEqkMILT7K 維尼
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本德說:「不是『救主』,是『求主』!」8964 copyright protection878PENANA86ElruQtO1 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願,求主『阻』我。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAcrVV6NpE5O 維尼
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巴里聽見,哈哈大笑,其他人亦不禁發笑。8964 copyright protection878PENANAXmjZPtYsES 維尼
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莉莎忍笑,說:「陛下你是不是很不願意登基啊,『我願意,求主助我』很難說嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAGxnonTkpAz 維尼
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紀文笑言:「看來你真的不想做皇帝了,不如我們擁立莉莎登基算吧。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAby8bgEsfbP 維尼
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傑靈說:「有甚麼好笑啊!我⋯⋯我剛起床,所以才說話口齒不清!」8964 copyright protection878PENANA7YGrhYzYip 維尼
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明莉說:「既然如此,陛下不如先試一下十二章袞冕吧?」8964 copyright protection878PENANALP8VQit8jK 維尼
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傑靈說:「好啊,不用說話就好了。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAJA8ayIHy4x 維尼
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於是明莉二話不說,立即用十二旒冕蓋着傑靈的頭,遮住傑靈雙眼,使傑靈大叫。志美從旁解說:「冕,前圓後方,玄表纁裏。前後各十二旒,旒五采,玉十二,珠五,采繅十有二就,就相去一寸。紅絲組為纓,黈纊充耳,玉簪導。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAWO3XKHXmST 維尼
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傑靈拉高十二旒冕,大罵:「妖,你想嚇能死朕啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAudjj1qxLgH 維尼
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蘇珊娜沒理會傑靈,立即拿起紅色的纁裳,蓋住傑靈的臉上。志美繼續解說:「纁裳四章、織藻、粉米、黼、黻、各二。前三幅。後四幅。前後不相屬。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAx2dczg1GeA 維尼
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「朕還未死啊!怎麼蓋住朕的臉?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAy9hwDxzXuP 維尼
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本德再強行捉住傑靈,為她穿上中單,傑靈痛得大叫。志美說:「本色綼裼8964 copyright protection878PENANA2vlfwdSgy7 維尼
中單、以素紗為之。青領褾裾、領織黻文十三。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAYw0JmYf669 維尼
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巴里再用玄衣包住傑靈。志美說:「玄衣八章。日、月、龍、在肩。星辰、山、在背。火、華蟲、宗彞、在袖。所以加起來是十二章。還有玉佩⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAdgntn2t8tj 維尼
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「熱能死朕啊!好能熱啊!為何要穿那麼多啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA3bP2lwMtOC 維尼
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紀文說:「這是禮節啊,你是不是不想當皇帝了?嗯,好似漏了點東西⋯⋯對啊,莉莎,給傑靈綁一條大帶,在腰部。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAK4ZjcJt8Vt 維尼
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「不⋯⋯不要那麼尬力⋯⋯啊啊啊啊!」莉莎粗暴地把素表朱裏、在腰及垂皆有綼的纁質大帶大力綁住傑靈的腰,使她大叫。傑靈大罵:「你們折騰夠了我沒有?」8964 copyright protection878PENANApSQOqQKQiE 維尼
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本德說:「既然袞冕合身的話,陛下,不如我們現在練一下誓詞吧。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAk6PZduRQaV 維尼
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志美說:「察問之後,主教團會請陛下面向會眾,讀出誓詞。請陛下注意,誓詞只能讀一次,擁有法律效力,絕不能出錯。全文是:『天子臣譚傑靈,必忠信上帝,恪守聖道,禮樂為鉤,捍衛憲法國體,監察百官,濟世安民,謹誓。』」8964 copyright protection878PENANAdqzv3AhDYM 維尼
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傑靈說:「好長啊,怎樣背啊!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAMc0IJcyRUq 維尼
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志美說:「那陛下你打開禮文書照讀吧。」8964 copyright protection878PENANA1Sh41BYH0I 維尼
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傑靈說:「好吧⋯⋯天『之』臣譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAHgxg0eSwxQ 維尼
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志美說:「是天『子』臣!」8964 copyright protection878PENANA8Ds8QZgGys 維尼
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傑靈說:「天子『生』譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAjnd9Nr0xjC 維尼
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志美說:「是臣不是生!陛下的粵語快要比巴里這金髮小白臉還要爛啊!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAvp7SHG2clg 維尼
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巴里錯愕:「怎麼又扯到我頭上⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA7I7F677nF7 維尼
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紀文掩臉說:「這樣下去不行,志美,你先教她練一下說話⋯⋯蘇珊娜,把合桃拿來吧。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAqJEJ3q3U6D 維尼
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傑靈說:「我不想吃合桃呢。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAVoS2cAEQUn 維尼
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志美卻接過合桃,放在嘴裡含,說:「陛下,請你把合桃含在嘴裡。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAb6uqAEBPB5 維尼
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傑靈說:「原來你有玩口球這種癖好啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAUFpMr48wPK 維尼
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志美臉紅,生氣地說:「請陛下不要再說色情笑話!含着合桃是為了練演說,這是古希臘演說家狄摩西尼克服口吃問題的訓練方法。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAIewfllRqsy 維尼
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傑靈頓時醒覺,就把合桃含好,問:「然⋯⋯後呢?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAfq6egUzcCk 維尼
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志美說:「陛下,現在我們先練粵語急口令,以放鬆嘴巴。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAjbm8emtyiO 維尼
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「吓?急口令⋯⋯我不行啊,次次麥當勞急口令我也諗不出,老是贏不到巨無霸⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAm9QqkEYg2o 維尼
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志美說:「黐線蜘蛛絲,黐住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAFeVTtV5Djy 維尼
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傑靈只好硬着頭皮說:「黐⋯⋯黐能線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAxXAxBTfyCB 維尼
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志美說:「陛下不要爆粗!」8964 copyright protection878PENANASvVlV8g1BQ 維尼
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傑靈說:「黐膠線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA3zmsFLZ6fP 維尼
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志美說:「陛下你又爆粗了!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAJLCBD4ZbEH 維尼
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傑靈說:「黐線⋯⋯蜘蛛絲,黐⋯⋯住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAzeSBWN1ZLP 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANARlMSQzKQei
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志美說:「再快一點。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAZJd7Pq1RRW 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAtcjCoYQgN1
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傑靈說:「黐黐線蜘蜘蛛絲,黐住枝枝樹枝枝枝⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAhvB64MSyUn 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANArLEEiGc9TG
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志美說:「還可以吧,再換一個。一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻龜。問你雞貴定龜貴?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAAZRqJ99D17 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAvlWHb9HmVr
8964 copyright protection878PENANA3xdH9C0PIv 維尼
傑靈說:「一⋯⋯一蚊一隻龜⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAPqPcWvITx4 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANATbgBxnzX3r
8964 copyright protection878PENANAJ9fiLkrWpK 維尼
志美說:「一蚊一隻雞。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAQhYQWiqbEh 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAkyFxGvcepZ
8964 copyright protection878PENANAaw52pLPSKq 維尼
傑靈說:「一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻⋯⋯貴?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAfqmUdJv9Up 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA9UIbBOOPHL
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志美氣得說不出話來。紀文歎息說:「算了吧⋯⋯我們先休息一下,傑靈還要練習宣讀即位詔書呢。對了,傑靈你寫好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA8ZjzOsIgyn 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAckOwrSBMTG
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傑靈說:「詔書?啊,我忘了。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAe9x0aYo4JX 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAXoIUi8Pwwd
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紀文、志美和本德聽見,氣得說不出話來。莉莎勃然大怒,直斥傑靈說:「你連即位詔書也不寫,你到底是不是不想當皇帝了?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAttD9SbfpWm 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAZSw8zyiI6B
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巴里連忙勸說莉莎就:「陛下日理萬『雞』、『龜』人善忘啊,你就體諒一下⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAtt7UgYQ4ih 維尼
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「陛下就即被你這個發音不正的小白臉男寵影響,連字都不會讀,文都不會寫了!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAxpS96Mrvq3 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAT2QYM5d9zX
8964 copyright protection878PENANApWHriDVbmA 維尼
傑靈晦氣地說:「哎呀,別吵啦,我今晚就寫好嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANApDMiXEjJZ7 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANARAzUbzPq95
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紀文說:「你現在就要寫!明莉、蘇珊娜,把紙筆呈給陛下!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAYLeb2HgRPV 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAAU1r6KzYLG
8964 copyright protection878PENANA1NotPNbqDm 維尼
「讓我先休息一下吧⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAfIT7QUFO7S 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAo61AdOD9sr
8964 copyright protection878PENANA71HsTAEBwV 維尼
「你不寫登基詔書講稿,我就不讓你跟我和一眾後宮共寢,男人女人跨性別甚麼性別都不准你碰!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAM9d0EoSksN 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAsg6vPdThqC
8964 copyright protection878PENANAWpkNi4RBaf 維尼
傑靈說:「不要啊⋯⋯紀文,我現在就寫,你別生氣⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA1FkLY1v7Gd 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA5P4OwX8Ujl
8964 copyright protection878PENANA1Yvf8GPAZG 維尼
正當紀文在督促傑靈撰寫講稿時,莉莎、本德、巴里和志美叫了幾名部下走過來,商議登極大典當天的保安安排。這四人分別是的袁敏莉、羅安莉和藍德琳,就是不見神出鬼沒的鈴木麗娜。本德立即問:「麗娜呢?她又跑到哪裡去了?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA8VnA9AlqM6 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAIasTO0nKKz
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敏莉說:「不知道。」8964 copyright protection878PENANA37tkTWMVCI 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA4Q6NeHNqJD
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本德說:「算了,那傢伙老是來無蹤去無影。當日保安工作你們安排好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAqFOWrREBOQ 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAKWA7D2PROC
8964 copyright protection878PENANAP3Xj3TnpFD 維尼
安莉一開口,聲如洪鐘,展示肌肉結實的雙臂,說:「總之有誰敢傷害陛下半條頭髮,我就要把他煎皮拆骨,將他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAjdaDWvdrJP 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAocD4dK40Cy
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莉莎掩着耳朵,責備安莉:「你別老是忽然大聲說話!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAXs5e1cE9zZ 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAHv36LIpS8S
8964 copyright protection878PENANAx92lcRiMBq 維尼
本德說:「我在問計劃啊!你們會怎樣部署之類。」8964 copyright protection878PENANALW7w9g8zzF 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAJPtvHjkA9m
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安莉說:「部署?這還用說嗎?誰動陛下和殿下我就把他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAcbfV2u0OhI 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAUPX7hYZez2
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志美掩臉無語;巴里忍無可忍,擁了傑靈一下手臂,問:「你這巨根無腦的白痴,我們在問你計劃啊!我問你啊,例如這樣,我現在上前推陛下一下,那你會怎樣做?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA7FHxy0Mhdz 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAira4kGVi16
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傑靈說:「巴里你搞甚麼鬼啊?你打擾我在構思演講辭啊⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAFknvpZ5hj8 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAuoQGsrLFxM
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安莉說:「我會把大人的頭擰下來啊。」「喂,你瘋了嗎!啊!痛啊!」安莉立即把巴里壓倒在地;莉莎和本德怕她真的把巴里的頭擰下來,立即上前制止,用盡九牛二虎之力才把這四肢發達、頭腦簡單的粗人拉開。8964 copyright protection878PENANA7Kvjhphz0Q 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAceVF8O4u6q
8964 copyright protection878PENANA3SqVLc9rMA 維尼
德琳冷笑,輕撥黑色長髮,挨近本德,說:「哼,大人,你怎麼不問我這婀娜多姿、冰雪聰明的天才呢?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAiGvwaWGb3L 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANArV4OuQab07
8964 copyright protection878PENANArCyEfJAbtd 維尼
本德推開德琳,問:「你婀娜多姿跟冰雪聽明有何關係⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAWLA4l028dz 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAZQZtHTRxp5
8964 copyright protection878PENANAXweHYQ0sRY 維尼
「既然大人你問我有何高見,卑職姑且分享一下。」8964 copyright protection878PENANA4uz3Bc49Lh 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAkgjYGF7jcJ
8964 copyright protection878PENANAvkoMLMr0sN 維尼
「我沒有問你高見啊!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAF3nMv0zqnR 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA5v0XdvUQAj
8964 copyright protection878PENANANaStUYfGdY 維尼
德琳說:「首先,為了確保皇宮安全,當日所有參加登極典禮的中外賓客,不分貴賤,一律要全身赤裸接受禁軍搜身。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAVqpplHj8AZ 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAoqCqUt1EyZ
8964 copyright protection878PENANAE9NUZulh7k 維尼
本德、志美和莉莎嚇得下巴掉在地上。本德說:「你知不知道當天賓客人數有六千幾人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAvi60HsnyaA 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA4J18U4ryYu
8964 copyright protection878PENANApi4WoNXRuQ 維尼
德琳說:「所以我打算提前一天開始進行搜身工作,典禮舉行前所有賓客要進宮被搜身。」8964 copyright protection878PENANA9dHbsU5KQ4 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAaavcXwDgOb
8964 copyright protection878PENANAPnSuFnbmFu 維尼
莉莎問:「喂,你傻能咗嗎?難道你想把來訪的大和帝國女皇和高麗女皇陛下也脫光讓你搜身嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANABv8jKz6537 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAnhkcqPebjv
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德琳說:「這當然啦,要知道外國君主行刺陛下的機會很大,禁軍最需要防範的就是她們。」8964 copyright protection878PENANA0fxDApxtAd 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAvwTygup6Px
8964 copyright protection878PENANA6dFU1e2wx9 維尼
志美斥責:「痴能線!你是不是想挑起世界大戰?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA4MKKFWGvTk 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAawjLsVDQqH
8964 copyright protection878PENANA030cqwKkb1 維尼
巴里卻附和德琳說:「德琳BB你真是我最有智慧的部下啊!你果然觀察入微,想入非非啊!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAguWoLP5Ph7 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANARs0BoHq3Rn
8964 copyright protection878PENANAWjTNszrrHY 維尼
本德說:「巴里,想入非非是貶意,意思是說對方想法不設實際⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAkD08p6pKdH 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAziyWOMR2fT
8964 copyright protection878PENANA1QOAD2Tthh 維尼
巴里問:「德琳BB你覺得哪些君主最有可能對陛下不軌?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA2m88X0VqFc 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAEORQRwMeIH
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德琳說:「他們個個都對陛下有殺機啊!大和、高麗、安南個個想逐鹿中原,但我覺得對陛下最危險的人,就只有一個。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAnFz7RQswTZ 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAa1wDAuatNV
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巴里笑言,拍着坐在教堂長椅上,正在督促傑靈寫講辭的紀文的肩膀,說:「你一定是說殿下了吧,放心,我會親自幫殿下徹底搜身,還要探肛看看有沒有藏毒⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA72SXm96cKt 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA8hwc46hZ8q
8964 copyright protection878PENANAe5MHyBhzlk 維尼
紀文冒冷汗,連忙推開巴里,說:「你這死變態小白臉!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAmd2gwkNuwH 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAbWTq6J8fHR
8964 copyright protection878PENANAhGgLFzWEkT 維尼
德琳指着傑靈,說:「不是,對陛下殺機最大的,其實就是陛下!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAFLfEptwkJj 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAd5nPnC6122
8964 copyright protection878PENANAKOXqvitJTT 維尼
傑靈受不了侍衛們的煩擾,斥責眾人:「喂,你們夠了沒有,看不見朕在埋頭苦幹寫詔書嗎?你們在吵甚麼?還有,德琳你又在胡言亂語甚麼?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAZyT5kKJfSl 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA0BJl3OHtmW
8964 copyright protection878PENANAcdd1qWT2ci 維尼
德琳說:「最有機會對陛下動殺機的,就是陛下本人!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAHVutycd3JK 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAt47I3YMKeO
8964 copyright protection878PENANA4IpH8cAj9C 維尼
傑靈怒了,說:「藍德琳你傻咗嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAkk0OwvgHsP 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAx6XpfiVYkY
8964 copyright protection878PENANA5q9RbGYdAl 維尼
德琳說:「陛下由於登極之前承受極大精神和心理壓力,所以在登極大典情緒崩潰失控的可能性很高,一旦陛下失控,就有可能作出自殘行為!所以,為了保障陛下的安全,我們要對陛下進行全裸搜身,防止陛下帶刀槍出席典禮,還要每日為陛下提供專業24小時心理輔導,確保陛下心理健康⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA03Rv8u451Z 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAcS1LzHj3l1
8964 copyright protection878PENANAQSRzc47QHS 維尼
傑靈氣壞了,說:「夠了,你這屎橋王夠了!如果朕發瘋的話就一定是你的罪過!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAuWpIfyEZnl 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAItBytHcyFM
8964 copyright protection878PENANA5N4fVNy3xv 維尼
德琳說:「看,陛下生氣了,這是精神不健康的徵兆⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA8NeXiW01cG 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAN60kLxg5UA
8964 copyright protection878PENANABiHiiL5RLT 維尼
志美怕德琳惹怒傑靈,立即掩住德琳的口,將她拉開,又對紀文說:「殿下不如先帶陛下到花園專心寫詔書,再回來繼續彩排吧。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAiCxVHAR3CG 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAb0TWdmPZDE
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紀文同意,正要拉走傑靈,二人一回頭,驚見身後的長椅忽有一黑影冒出,攔去他們的去路。紀文和傑靈大吃一驚;莉莎以為是刺客,立即亮劍,但定過神來,才發現原來這是神出鬼沒,老是發出陰森恐怖的笑聲,猶如美女鬼的鈴木麗娜。8964 copyright protection878PENANAA2fJIWoFfw 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAs80pXLc4FT
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「嘩啊!妖,麗娜,你嚇能死朕啦!」傑靈大叫。8964 copyright protection878PENANAS3lRsC8b4v 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANADPDrblXNBu
8964 copyright protection878PENANAiVdW21R8eo 維尼
麗娜大笑,說:「幾位大人,卑職又發現你們有保安漏洞了,如果我是刺客的話,恐怕剛才陛下和殿下已遭不測⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA08PMWDV1Ln 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAApb4VPCDvv
8964 copyright protection878PENANApi20wuCxBs 維尼
本德斥責說:「麗娜你去了哪裡啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANArhKu5uFL4y 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAf7VMgF4xxT
8964 copyright protection878PENANAr91usTQrw3 維尼
「大人,我一直都在啊,只是你們沒留意。」8964 copyright protection878PENANATW3y46MKds 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAIxKDjOitZT
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本德說:「算了,總之當日你就善用你那神出鬼沒的日本忍術,四處巡邏,看看有無可疑人物吧。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAOgqAWXEv1v 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAH3S0t6RjtJ
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德琳說:「除了搜身以外,卑職還有九十九項部防計策⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA2of6X0Oorh 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAGXss986kFL
8964 copyright protection878PENANAO0LLmm09lQ 維尼
本德斥責說:「夠了,我不想再聽你那些十九屎橋了!當日保安還是由莉莎統一指揮算了。」8964 copyright protection878PENANA5DWpRziMy6 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAxp4SU8Pw34
8964 copyright protection878PENANAng3qmPxkVj 維尼
莉莎說:「一早就應該這樣安排啊!」8964 copyright protection878PENANA1DvyS7aHV8 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA8EBXDWLFhl
8964 copyright protection878PENANAAQRizSa9Xr 維尼
敏莉卻一副擔憂的樣子,對各人說:「可是,各位大人,我們是不是應該有多一點周長的計劃,以策安全?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAgKw6Swg1cd 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA3zNBVGxbkO
8964 copyright protection878PENANA6x5gGsxMS6 維尼
本德問:「例如呢?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA3zjyGUPZf4 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAMWcejhRRwJ
8964 copyright protection878PENANANcYk5t5Lxd 維尼
敏莉說:「萬一登極大典當日下雨的話⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAdLEptU1sLo 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA509B5nuB59
8964 copyright protection878PENANA3BxL3y4AFK 維尼
本德說:「哦,這個是好問題。雖然登極大典分別在聖當定堂及坤輿殿先後舉行,但期間我們有巴士接送賓客來回兩宮,而陛下也會坐馬車,所以無人需要涉水而行。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAKkTZcljWXS 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAGOvGGVZJsW
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敏莉卻說:「大人,我擔心的不是這個啊。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAk2IHTDdVUu 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANA7H9pENYrTR
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志美問:「那你擔心甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAUzaI7Q60a9 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAM2JBNGe7QK
8964 copyright protection878PENANAy7EEuenWi4 維尼
敏莉問:「萬一天雨路滑,陛下跌倒怎麼辦?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAhdM9Y69N2B 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANARsq4sF5WZz
8964 copyright protection878PENANAP9NwCzknlF 維尼
本德說:「不會啊,陛下根本不會涉水而走,馬車把她送到門口,上落又有宮女掺扶。」8964 copyright protection878PENANAViP1zA6Y1n 維尼
882Please respect copyright.PENANAzelVc7sPfn
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敏莉問:「那萬一宮女跟陛下同時跌倒呢?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA19QTcMwUOF 維尼
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本德說:「就算陛下真是跌倒一下,我們扶起陛下不就行嗎,陛下是二十多歲的年青人,又不是七老八十⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAdtcje5IuyB 維尼
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敏莉問:「但萬一陛下不小心滑到,還在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,踢倒宮女和侍衛,然後再打個翻斗,踢倒高麗皇太女熙寧公主殿下,令二人仆倒在宮殿的磚地上不幸身亡,不就會引發世界大戰嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAgvxcnjvPMQ 維尼
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眾人聽得一頭霧水。志美不耐煩地說:「你又杞人憂天發作了嗎?怎可能跌一跌就身亡啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANACb37isjTf4 維尼
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敏莉就說:「如果殿下死不了就更嚴重了!要是陛下因為不慎滑倒然後在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,再踢中公主殿下,然而公主殿下只是受了輕傷,因而惱羞成怒,向陛下大打出手,展示一腳跆拳道,右腳一踢,踢中陛下鼻樑,然後陛下又雷霆大怒,施展詠春拳,一拳正中殿下胸部,把殿下本來已經不太大的胸部打平,然後殿下又發怒,踢向陛下的下體,那麼華夏皇室不就會絕後⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANA9x1wgwL0OV 維尼
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莉莎說:「我已經跟不上你這種杞人憂天的邏輯了⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAakZMXEvIkm 維尼
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志美斥責敏莉說:「你癲夠了沒有啊?陛下和殿下哪有可能因為這種事情而打對方的胸,踢對方的下體啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA3pMNXxQnJj 維尼
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本德說:「喂,志美,你要不對敏莉說話那麼兇好嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA1qfDw5r1KF 維尼
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志美更生氣,說:「本德你怎麼老是偏幫敏莉和麗娜?」8964 copyright protection878PENANARqkrdTGmWi 維尼
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無故中槍的麗娜問:「吓,又關我事?」8964 copyright protection878PENANA9KGiOk2T2o 維尼
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志美說:「當然關你事!你們兩個常常跟本德拉拉扯扯,卿卿我我!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAn5yiuplQoW 維尼
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莉莎說:「喂喂喂,志美,現在不是你吃醋的時候,你跟本德的情事性事可不可以回家再說⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection878PENANAc8wyVkMdcN 維尼
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本德責備志美說:「上原志美,請你不要老是針對我的女下屬!你也跟你的男下屬卿卿我我啦,不是說好了各有各玩樂嗎?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAw2XxXZQSSh 維尼
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「問題是你老是縱容這兩個女寵,偏袒她們啊!」「你又扯開話題!」本德和志美這對情侶立即吵架了。8964 copyright protection878PENANAQMnkxKNuLQ 維尼
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莉莎受不了,打斷二人,說:「夠了!總之一切就照計劃行事吧!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAbsmzJIue4p 維尼
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巴里問:「那計劃是甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection878PENANAMvhIzHfhyz 維尼
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「計劃就是⋯⋯一切如常!照平常的皇宮保安去做吧!」8964 copyright protection878PENANAhH3JDDDJah 維尼
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