「在想什麼?」67Please respect copyright.PENANA37QQwTVjBy
渾厚的聲音將鹿洋拉回現實。67Please respect copyright.PENANA2byNKv63fs
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「沒什麼……」67Please respect copyright.PENANArzTvfY2tk8
埋臉的鹿洋聲音聽起來有點甕氣:67Please respect copyright.PENANATOmEfvLjlR
「我這是太高興了,沒想到你竟然原諒我……」67Please respect copyright.PENANAKzm61zoVdb
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這聲音可一點都聽不出來有半分高興。林程宇抿笑著。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaLit6usyiU
「小陳最近請婚假,所以公事上的問題,他才會來詢問我。便當則是直接放我桌上,我並沒有吃。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA0adJ8ossay
林程宇平靜的解釋著那些”誤會”。67Please respect copyright.PENANALPpRuPCICt
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「可是你叫他小准,聽起來很親密……」67Please respect copyright.PENANA22i7GCKL5Q
鹿洋正在做最後的掙扎。67Please respect copyright.PENANAEBaeYdeymU
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「那是他的姓,公司裡還有叫小林、小陳、小王的……」林程宇哭笑不得。67Please respect copyright.PENANAA4OHV5D3WC
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「哦……」67Please respect copyright.PENANAjrv51rIuQ5
鹿洋摸摸鼻子,他也知道,這太無理取鬧了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAX0w9ksxoQv
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「你要是真想,我也可以叫你小鹿……」語氣無奈中帶有那麼點兒寵溺。67Please respect copyright.PENANADWks7Jrdv0
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「哎,別……」此時的鹿洋恨不得將林程宇的胸膛鑽出個洞來。好羞恥阿阿阿!67Please respect copyright.PENANAOdeSbBG36t
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看著對方的反應,林程宇甚是滿意。隨意撥弄懷裡人蹭亂的頭髮。67Please respect copyright.PENANAP5jOw4UmeO
「你若這麼在意,我辭退他便是……」67Please respect copyright.PENANAkLFn5iOX2J
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鹿洋連忙制止: 「算了,我相信你就是……」67Please respect copyright.PENANAWLxopxUPef
斷人工作實在太損了……他只是個孩子阿!67Please respect copyright.PENANAs0J2qJ280r
鹿洋只是想借題發揮,沒想到這人真夠狠的!虧人家小鮮肉這麼喜歡他!說殺就殺……嘖嘖!67Please respect copyright.PENANA4HgWC5TRGd
再說,讓他把人辭了,那以後不就沒把柄抓了?67Please respect copyright.PENANAkT0J0FpklD
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就在鹿洋意識到習慣成自然的可怕後,便開始試著想結束關係。67Please respect copyright.PENANAZbbScLBSF9
他曾試圖惹怒林程宇,但對方平時就不太搭理他。對於鹿洋的各種找碴毫無反應,就冷眼欣賞著他的獨角戲!67Please respect copyright.PENANAIVEN39uzUM
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鹿洋整個人都不好了!67Please respect copyright.PENANAhaVeHHwG3D
離婚似乎沒他想得那麼簡單!?67Please respect copyright.PENANAVykqGhTjkA
一哭二鬧都試過了,但林程宇就是無動於衷!難不成要逼他上吊嗎?光是小擦傷都可以唉嚎一天的他,怎麼可能做出傷害自己的事來?67Please respect copyright.PENANAy1Z6hfCOox
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為此,鹿洋還特地向他的好友小陳套話。得知歷任就是太愛吃醋跟管太多,惹得他厭煩,而直接宣判出局的阿!67Please respect copyright.PENANAOF4FKgceZf
這次難得有個撒野的機會,可他老兄這次竟然如此乾脆原諒他!67Please respect copyright.PENANA0I5NFUM5yu
唉,是年紀大了脾氣磨光了嗎?67Please respect copyright.PENANAswD3brOp5Q
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其實鹿洋也沒這麼積極想離婚。67Please respect copyright.PENANAO6JyjQsOAW
撇除林程宇的性格(雖然他什麼事也沒做)。這個人有顏有房有車、器大活好,也沒可怕的公婆問題。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdM2oaqPcT1
加加總總,鹿洋還是挺滿意現在生活的。67Please respect copyright.PENANAcM4CVbZTeB
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只是每次鬧離婚時,就覺得自己就像隻猴子。綵衣娛樂他這位大老爺。鹿洋愈想愈不甘心,非得三不五時就發作一下,測試他的底限到底在哪?67Please respect copyright.PENANAZiqCo5zofq
離婚早已不是重點,而是關乎男人顏面的問題!!67Please respect copyright.PENANATGukGAj4lO
只是每次都是失敗收場……67Please respect copyright.PENANAmkLfUWwe94
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好氣吶……67Please respect copyright.PENANAfvfeHl4Cvr
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鹿洋窩在林程宇的胸膛裡,順手摸了幾把那結實的肌肉,以慰自己鬱悶的心靈。67Please respect copyright.PENANAfhPvLAGDOJ
相處了這麼久,這人的全身上下早已摸遍了。怎麼就摸不透他的心阿!67Please respect copyright.PENANAUY4rCuBauy
人蔘真的好難!!67Please respect copyright.PENANAHjpQnuII9w
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懷裡的人還在沉浸在自己的情緒裡,錯過了某人忍俊不禁而上揚的嘴角。67Please respect copyright.PENANAgQZA14rPnI
林程宇對這位竹馬的第一印象,就是吵。67Please respect copyright.PENANAvRQvozsT6L
人如其姓,鹿洋就像歡脫的小鹿。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeWM4RA7ZgX
不僅一天到晚吵個不停,隨時處於脫控邊緣,只要一個不注意就惹事了。而他總是站在遠處看著鹿洋犯蠢,那眼神就像在看個傻逼。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHleyh6v4GW
好在這小鹿懂得察顏觀色,並不怎麼親近自己。照鹿洋的個性,非得時時照看著,避免他又闖禍而波及到自己。67Please respect copyright.PENANA1LzR9WUeaP
因此不黏蓍自己也好,挺省心的。67Please respect copyright.PENANAFoznZuEkQQ
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隨著長大,鹿洋的個性也收斂不少。兩人關係依然不火不慍,不交惡,卻也不接近。
但林程宇並不在意。67Please respect copyright.PENANAE6Q0paE5hd
因為,他從不把精力放在不重要的人事物上。67Please respect copyright.PENANAVBTX2a2xkD
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在校園裡,優秀的林程宇總是風雲人物,他的身邊不乏許多愛慕者。他也從不隱瞞性向,身邊的人合則來,不合則去。追求者雖多,伴侶也不缺,但他的感情始終不順。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxnpRUo3qNK
說到底,還是林程宇的條件太好了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAqqtZtip8m4
優秀的伴侶,容易導致另一半缺乏安全感。對方總為此哭鬧,令他心生厭煩,便提出分手。而每次單身消息一傳出,追求者又會冒出。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeb2pP3aWDL
次數多了,他也厭煩愛情遊戲。67Please respect copyright.PENANAyQZV6lVmCO
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這時,向來與自己不親近的鹿洋卻主動過來了。67Please respect copyright.PENANACzizmw4duB
林程宇認為鹿洋對自己一向清冷,不火不慍的個性倒是挺符合他的擇偶條件的。若是交往,還能替他擋掉一些煩人的桃花。67Please respect copyright.PENANApB8qrXfqxl
於是兩人便這麼在一起了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAKNd7OFaz9M
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一切如林程宇所想。67Please respect copyright.PENANAlhyeGGusHR
除了多了親密接觸,兩人的相處模式依舊沒什麼改變。67Please respect copyright.PENANAIwWRmQ51Tq
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與其說是戀人,更像合租室友。平時各做各的,誰也不管誰,偶而滾滾床單。67Please respect copyright.PENANA0i3UD94VFP
在公開場合,鹿洋表現也十分得宜,算是給足自己面子。雖仍有少數激烈追求者,但桃花確實也少了許多。令他舒心不少。67Please respect copyright.PENANAhLOBhkEFDG
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然而,精明如林程宇。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdSJuL8I96t
難道沒懷疑過鹿洋的心思嗎?67Please respect copyright.PENANAAmgZ346Mn1
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其實林程宇早知道鹿洋並不喜歡自己。甚至厭惡。67Please respect copyright.PENANAyYe8bIuT6R
一切還是鹿洋自爆的,只是當事人完全忘了。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y6ZzII8c1
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林程宇本以為鹿洋只是不親近自己。67Please respect copyright.PENANAjVHPRfwhjt
直到某天接喝醉的鹿洋回家,林程宇總算見識了何謂的”酒後吐真言”。渾身酒氣的鹿洋指著他的鼻子,把他從小到大,從裡至內的全部臭罵一遍。67Please respect copyright.PENANADL3SCZjPuu
從幼兒園老師多稱讚了他兩句、合作社阿姨給他的雞腿比較大、以及被初戀對象當跳板……連自己踩到狗屎,也怪到當時在旁的林程宇!67Please respect copyright.PENANAoSp3LCh7QF
最後自爆當年是和朋友賭了”某頂級Buffet自助餐廳”才和他交往!67Please respect copyright.PENANAUm8scYToTa
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鹿洋啪啦啪啦控訴著一道又一道的”罪行”。眼淚也稀哩稀哩的流下來。紅著眼眶的他癟著嘴,模樣委屈巴巴。67Please respect copyright.PENANA9yvL4iAc3m
最後哭累了,直接掛在林程宇身上呼呼大睡。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdd7aBdCU85
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看著掛在自己身上一邊抽泣一邊睡,鼻涕沾了自己一身衣服的鹿洋。林程宇簡直哭笑不得。67Please respect copyright.PENANALEw6P69K0b
敢情這就是多年來被討厭的原因?67Please respect copyright.PENANALETWxcLbQJ
何等的莫須有的罪名……67Please respect copyright.PENANAwoYzqqsynG
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然而,當事人隔天竟然完全忘了。繼續披著『好情人』的馬甲討好自己……67Please respect copyright.PENANACHPc6qtQz4
林程宇都懷疑眼前的人精神分裂了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAKtcMh5LwQL
以為長大後的鹿洋變沈穩了,沒想到骨子裡依然是幼年那個不受控的小鹿兒。一切不過是裝逼罷了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYwbSnZZJnm
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林程宇倒也是挺佩服的。明明不待見自己,卻還是能扮演好伴侶的身份。這人很愛面子阿……67Please respect copyright.PENANAXSSSdjeaQa
雖然很想抽死眼前的人。但想想對方既不依賴自己,也不會為吃醋吵鬧。既可以溫床,又保有個人空間。67Please respect copyright.PENANAGYcf1GmnhO
零零總總、四捨五入後。鹿洋仍然是個很理想的對象。67Please respect copyright.PENANAy461MzeOmu
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如今得知對方的意圖後,他反而鬆了口氣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdi4JIwdtAY
內心少許的愧疚感,也在得知真相後全消失了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAwXWq5i96Qc
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自家父母相當喜愛鹿洋,對他照顧有加。關愛的程度,遠超乎他這個親生兒子。67Please respect copyright.PENANAe97ADF9hfA
而鹿洋也視他們如親生父母般孝順。在遠處看著一幕幕父慈子孝,天倫之樂的畫面。彷彿他們才是真正的一家人……67Please respect copyright.PENANAnhXFLanpz0
後來家人的催婚下,兩人便這麼結婚了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeh5jeagi2x
只是林程宇沒想到,鹿洋竟會同意結婚。67Please respect copyright.PENANAG8TVxVc1q9
難不成,他這次又為了什麼賭注出賣自己了嗎?67Please respect copyright.PENANA2URRN0wuO8
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兩人的婚後生活也沒什麼大變化。不用花心思照顧鹿洋,自己可以完全專於工作,同時又能給父母交代……67Please respect copyright.PENANAS0iOnYmPE6
想著若對方不提分手,就這樣過下去也挺好的。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJx5cgx88Nv
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只是這幾年,鹿洋偶而會突然鬧騰。惹著林程宇不痛快。67Please respect copyright.PENANAoie7sGasxB
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當他感到不耐煩而皺眉時,卻發現鹿洋的一雙大眼正望著自己。清亮的瞳眸一閃一閃……的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAm3pQTxtOIN
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似乎……在期待什麼?67Please respect copyright.PENANAurUhmDaKZ6
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林程宇突然想起小時候養的狗……一進家門,便看到咬散一地衛生紙的二哈。也是這樣搖著尾巴看他,等待小主人的誇獎。67Please respect copyright.PENANApnDae03qLR
鹿洋異常的行為,讓林程宇一時忘了生氣。
不過,畢竟相處這麼久。他也漸漸察覺到了對方的小心思。
這小子該不是想惹怒自己,逼他主動提離婚?67Please respect copyright.PENANA03gOB03LPf
林程宇瞇著眼睛盯著鹿洋……
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就你這小心思?67Please respect copyright.PENANAwc1yYgAuk0
呵呵。67Please respect copyright.PENANA59iJc52P63
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於是乎,每當鹿洋準備搞事時,才起個頭,林程宇便順著他的毛摸。67Please respect copyright.PENANAL8vWTiH4Ik
鬧騰了,丟了句『隨便你。』便轉身就走。連開口的機會都不給。一拳打到棉花上的鹿洋只能忿搥心肝。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8heENBXOtF
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偶而無聊時,林程宇也會配合演出。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaYYnQaxXqo
好比今日,在鹿洋以為自己的計劃要得逞時突然收手,殺個對方措手不及。自己再欣賞著鹿洋那比川劇還精采的變臉秀。67Please respect copyright.PENANA6PB2cOP6OF
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林程宇低頭盯著懷裡人的髮旋。雖看不到表情,但明顯感受到喪氣感。想像待會對方衝回房間,炸毛搥枕頭的畫面。67Please respect copyright.PENANAAdynTRK3LR
林程宇就忍俊不禁。67Please respect copyright.PENANAzOxUE5qhnd
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這小心思鬼怎麼就愈看愈可愛了呢?67Please respect copyright.PENANAS0Vjp8zXMp
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想離婚?沒門!67Please respect copyright.PENANAe3JygNCXzk
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第一次寫文,寫個小短文練練筆。67Please respect copyright.PENANAkUQw0HpvZS
預計還會有兩個小番外,大綱寫得差不多了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAN2Ny3gKier
本來只打算寫個小情節,一不小心愈寫愈長……67Please respect copyright.PENANAZPTuCFAAqK
誰叫我很喜歡這種歡喜冤家的題材呢~67Please respect copyright.PENANAv3ZhRBv8wl
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