Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFxszH8R7t
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYOm49WlDL
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MGjl5vmDV
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2FPKo7DFY
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfOqUrmKdn
*draws a dead person*491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbIcidsChF
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMt7fILIu3
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaU9H4vZl5
Cycling? [Silence]491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1jV0dvspZ
Breathe? [Silence]"491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvJRTY4z1X
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLHBpd0oT9
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7ZraqcuhC
Yes? Yeah, good answer.491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6HInKpwdq
Liar."491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE5dCFxnwp
*circles Algebra*491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmD1mKHdsV
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhOVJsLK85
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz82q63wJX
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS3SMK01px
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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