[1] "Believe in the Blessings, Gain Eternal Life! Morning Chanting Begins!"
Inside the "Temple of Blessings", the familiar, draped in a "Merit Kasaya" (stitched from voluntary resignation forms), led devotees in worship before an Excel-projected "Scripture of Blessings":
"This disciple offers their soul to KPIs173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZflDf9qS9O
Lunch breaks are sin, slacking is vice173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOEq1vUo4M
Overtime pay? An insult to blessings!"
Goddess, hiding behind a pillar: "This scripture... is even crazier than the hymns I faked!"
[2] Demon King’s "Trials of Blessings" Log
The familiar customized a "CEO Training Package" for the Demon King:
05:00: Brew coffee with dark magic (no sugar—"sweetness breeds corruption")
09:00: Recite "Wolf Spirit Mantras" (1 wrong word = 1-year life debt; DK owes 300 years)
15:00: Attend "Blessings Meditation" (topic: "Converting subordinates’ souls into profit margins")
When the Demon King tried to burn overtime sheets with hellfire, the flames formed green text:173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfXR2zyTen
"Eco Alert: You’re incinerating blessing resources!"
[3] The "Merit Leaderboard" Grindlords
Live Rankings TOP3:
Human Programmer (222-hour coding streak, crystallized into "code relics")
Ex-Chief Taxnoka ("Cross-dressing overtime livestream," crowned "Bodhisattva of Blessings")
Demon King ("Voluntary 50% pay cut," rewarded with "no need to remove ID badge in toilet")
Most Tragic:173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwODW45puF
The otaku demon’s Switch was modded into a "Blessings Terminal"—Animal Crossing now requires "virtual overtime tasks" to plant trees.
[4] Hero’s "Anti-Grind Holy Sword" Malfunction
When Hoshino swung her sword at the "Blessings Servers", a pop-up appeared:173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHHvsm9hhB
"Warning: Unfulfilled Voluntary Dedication Pledge Clause 13:173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U6HjvohMh
‘Never raise sword against blessings’"
Her blade auto-generated a "monthly overtime schedule", while her shadow morphed into... the familiar’s signature grin.
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