[1] "Bro, need toilet paper? —It’s printed with ‘Blessings Demolition Plan’."
The Demon Castle restroom’s "rebellion rolls" were densely printed with:
How to hide strike notices in hemorrhoid cushions
Disinfectant + soap = makeshift smoke bomb
Stall knock code: 3 long, 2 short = ‘familiar nearby’
Goddess, in the farthest stall, etched onto the mirror with holy light:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrCbcq9htO
"Revolution Principle #1: Paid pooping is a human right!"
[2] "The Armory in the Toilet Tank"
During a surprise inspection, Hoshino discovered:
"Holy Sword-sharpened pencils" (labeled: "For KPI assassinations")
"Air freshener ghost-summoners" (1 spray = 1 substitute ghost)
Best hack: Auto-flush sensors reprogrammed to play The Internationale (Remix)
When the familiar’s "Blessings Inspection Squad" kicked in the door, every toilet "synced-flushed", creating a watery barricade!
[3] "Sink Manifesto" & "Hand Dryer Radio"
Rebels carved their Three Principles on soap dispensers:
All bathroom time counts as paid work
Mental health checks mandatory in physical exams
No surveillance (including magic eyes) in toilets
Meanwhile, the "Freedom Fart Radio" broadcasted via hand dryer:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NqWvokysZ
"Today’s password: ‘I have an upset stomach’..."
[4] Demon King’s "Stall Leader" Double Life
By day:
Chanted "I volunteer my lunch break as productivity!" in meetings
Secretly swapped the CEO’s coffee with dark energy potions
By night:
Held "Revolution Committee" in the accessible stall
Wrote battle plans on mirrors with hemorrhoid cream (heat-sensitive ink)
Closest call: When the familiar demanded a "toilet merit inspection", the Demon King swallowed the meeting notes—later saved by the Goddess’ "holy vomit beam".
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