[1] "Holy Defecation Management Plan Initiated! Swipe Your ID for Toilet Access!"
The Goddess's "Divine Light Timer" was installed in every stall:
Basic Features:
Infrared scans "exact waste output" (±0.5g margin)
Records "strain decibels" to calculate "work stress levels"
Publishes "departmental toilet time rankings"
Premium Upgrades:
¥300: Unlock "constipation as work injury" claims
¥500: "Virtual Defecation" (AI poops for you)
¥1000: "Executive Silent Toilet" (plays meeting recordings)
[2] "Overuse Penalty: 30s = 1.5% Quarterly Bonus Deducted"
After syncing with the "Blessings System":
The Demon King was flagged for "dark magic waste density violations", requiring lab reports
Hoshino’s holy sword was repurposed as a "toilet plunger", its hilt displaying: "2m12s remaining today"
Worst off was the otaku demon—his Animal Crossing save was locked until "real-life bowel metrics improved"
[3] Black Market for "Paid Pooping"
Rebels traded in the soap-dispenser black market:
"Timer Hackers" (fake data using Goddess tear crystals)
"Mass Diarrhea Pills" (to crash the system)
Ultimate Weapon: "Golden Familiar Toilet" (auto-recites labor laws)
During a raid, the familiar found every toilet looping:169Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm5jWfGaTs
"Per Three Realms Toilet Convention Article 66: You have no right to monitor this bowel movement—"
[4] Goddess’s Karmic Hemorrhoids
The Goddess developed "holy hemorrhoids" as cosmic payback.169Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Lzu3wJ8rC
Her secret "repentment ointment" was swapped by the familiar for:169Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrDpYZTX5a
"Grateful Blessings Cream" (makes users volunteer for overtime)
As she wept in the stall, the timer announced:169Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0edjkk9x69
"Holy tears detected in waste... Automatically claiming emotional labor compensation!"
