As we we were on a voyage to France, my mind was flooded with worrisome thoughts. What if other enemies start attacking us? What if we can't find a place to stay?
Sean accidentally crashed the boat into a rock that was barely visible. The boat was about to sink.
Everyone was screaming. "SEAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Bill outrageously ranted at Sean. "Th-there was a rock...I couldn't see-" Sean stuttered right before Bill interrupted. "NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" Bill shouted with worry.
"Wait! I see land! We're just meters away from it!" I yelled. Bill was dumbfounded, but still holding his rage against Sean.
Patrick lowered the drawbridge as quickly as he could, snapping it. I seriously wish I had another crew...
But that's when Jotaro came to action. He got another drawbridge that he found in the ship's interior, where we store all our excess stuff. He quickly fixed it together, with the help of Isabel. We quickly escaped the ship before we could get in any more danger. Fortunately, Bill got his bike, and the money we got throughout our adventures. But our clothes were tattered. Jotaro's trench coat was nearly ripped apart, Bill's biker jacket didn't look brand new anymore, and my clothes made me look like a peasant.
Martha realized: this is were she wanted to go. France.
"Oh, joy! My favorite country where I went when I was a mere kid!" Martha cheerfully blurted out as she waggled her fish tail with joy.
Martha explored the town she was entering. Little did she know...
...that the town was invaded by elephants and other animals we kept seeing.
Martha smacked the elephant with her tail, which made it go berserk. It smashed its trunk, fortuitously missing her. Jotaro summoned his beast. Bill impaled the elephants, one by one.
Isabel, on the other hand, swept the other weaker enemies with her feet.
By the looks of it, we were already winning. I shot my cannonballs and my crewmates threw anchors. They shot them one by one, slowly tiring them, toppling them. Another shock wave happened, but this one was stronger. The earth cracked, and we got dizzy.
Martha started cursing in French, which reminded me she was fluent in the language. After her cute but scary tantrum, we walked to find a person who sells ships.
Fortunately, we found one.
We saw a shop owned by a cat who looked funny: he looked fat, but he was actually muscular. He was wearing a jockey, had oddly buff arms, and proportionally small feet. "Hello. Welcome to Buffy's Ships," the cat said. His nameplate stitched to his jockey read, "Gilbert". "Why, hello, Gilbert," I replied to the cat, shaking his paw.
"Can I get you weirdos something?" he asked as he fished through the cash register. "Yes. We would like a boat, please," Martha replied, unintentionally sounding attractive. As he took his vision off of the cash register and fixated his vision on Martha, he was attracted to her.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a mermaid," Jotaro butted in before Gilbert could stare at her any longer. "A ship, ey? Come with me," Gilbert ordered.
And we came with him.
We were amazed at the beautiful ships he sold: cruise ships, sailing ships, you name it, he had them. "We'll take that one sail boat right over there," I said as I pointed at one. It was crafted with steel, had see-through windows at the bottom, and had a sail that doesn't look threatening. "Oh, I see you're picking 'Ol' Gil' here," Gilbert replied. "That beauty can hold even barbells without even feeling a thing! Also, it's sturdy. But it'll cost ya."
"How much?" I asked.
"1,000,000 euros or 1,090,000 dollars."
"Wh-WHAT?! That's insane!"
"I know, right? She's just too sturdy to be cheap."
I reluctantly got the money we earned after the battles. That was basically all that we earned. I blame Sean.
We all went on the boat, except Isabel, who wanted to stay in France. But before we could leave, we saw a fine dame weeping in misery.
She was a beauty- she looked like a French heroine with a cat's face. She was adorned with a sash, some pins and badges. She was holding a rose, too. The strangest thing was...she was floating, and didn't have any legs.
"May I help you, miss?" I asked the woman.
"Go away. Just go," the woman cried in an attractive French accent.
"Is there a problem?"
"Yes. I've been defending this country countless times but everyone still treats me like garbage..."
"How would you like to come on board with us? Tell me, what's your name?"
"Jeanne. And yes, I would like to come. Anything to rid me from this ungrateful country!"
We got her on board. My crew really liked having her around. Martha was very pleased that a woman as beautiful as her had joined us. Almost as beautiful.
After a long, boring voyage, we arrived at Greenland. Gosh, it was cold.
"Greenland. I adore Greenland for just being itself!" Martha blurted out again, this time with weirder meaning.
We set foot on the cold, snowy path. A red bunny started hopping angrily towards us. Jeanne swiped her arm as fast as she could, hitting the bunny from a distance. The bunny was thrown back and fainted. Its soul raced to the heavens right now.
A horde of red bunnies lunged at us. It was like a zombie apocalypse. Bill, Jotaro and Jeanne were taking on multiple enemies at once. Patrick threw his anchor at a seal that just came out of nowhere, which had made it turn rabid.
Sean and I sliced the bunnies with our hooks. The bunnies were giving up, losing hope. However, seals and pigs arrived right after that.
The pigs started jumping, creating small shock waves. The seals chomped us, nearly gobbling us whole. Fortunately, we won, with the help of our new member, Jeanne, along with Bill and Jotaro.
The place was too inhospitable, so we hastily returned to our new ship, Ol' Gil, which was a name I wasn't a fan of. So I changed it to 'S.S. Cath', a homage to our old ship.
A few minutes later we had gotten our ship invaded by a fish. It wasn't just a fish. It had cat legs and a cat face too. I saw a tag that pierced its tail that read "Deliver to UK".
Guess where we arrived.
We went back to UK. Martha made sure the fish-cat was safe so it couldn't get attacked.
A hostile dog walked by. The fish chomped on it, fainting it.
We dropped the fish-cat right there. A small cat with a Santa hat, speaking in a Scottish accent, appeared. "Thanks a lot, guys! My pet fish is back!" he thanked us as he hugged his fish-cat.
As we went back on our voyage, we thought of having a little vacation...in Hawaii.
But when we did, a bear walked out of a hut that was shaped like a volcano.
Oh, no. Not the bear again. It was aided with a moth, a rhino, and every powerful enemy we've encountered. Bill did the best he could to all the enemies, only to get his motorcycle broken by a rhino. Jotaro summoned his enraged beast to punch the enemies furiously. Still, the rhino was a problem. Patrick, Sean and I knocked it back, however, making it not much of a deal to defeat this rhino.
Jeanne and Martha were focusing on the moth. It was almost impossible to slay it. Fortunately, due to Jotaro's concern for others, he beat up the moth, rendering it useless. The rhino was still there, though. We hurriedly beat it up for good.
Still, the bear was walking to us. It clawed us, wounding us significantly. The hippos, gorillas, penguins and pigs kept attacking us.
After a long battle, we went back to our boat. Bill was fuming because of his broken bike.
"We'll do something about it," Sean comforted Bill.
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