當一個黑髮黑眼，白瓷的臉蛋總帶著清冷的表情。身高快破一八多，身材頎長，腰間配劍的青年走過木葉的大小街道時，木葉上至美貌女忍下至擺攤賣菜的，歐巴桑都會忍不住回頭，然後像個情竇初開的羞澀少女紅著臉說:「看!!有帥哥」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDAwRnr5hz
只可惜這名優質青年的回頭率只有99.99999%而已。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL4xOp0g25
為什麼呢?這要從那天回想起了……8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrVAHeZPhw
這名青年姓宇智波名佐助，年方二十。在十二歲~十七歲時有叛逃木葉紀錄，只是不知咱們木葉第五代火影，人稱「暴力公主」的綱手ㄋ……咳!綱手小姐用了什麼意想不到的手法，把一隻貌似小狐狸的生物下了什麼會讓人臉色潮紅呻吟著「還要」之類的話的怪藥，然後打包送去宇智波佐助藏身的地方。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNHdOjhJPC
第二天，一隻姓漩渦名鳴人的小狐狸衣衫不整一臉神色匆匆的跑回木葉「控訴」綱手的惡行，然後理所當然的被拍飛出火影辦公室。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvePmYrb0Iq
這時十六歲的鳴人才知道木葉忍者村似乎沒有「未成年性交防制條例」。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwq9PdNanB
讓我們為貌似已經莫名其妙失身的鳴人小朋友默哀一下!(天音:喂!這是佐助生賀欸!!!!) (靈:原諒我是鳴控!)8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FvHhtb79J
幸好那個強……呃!和鳴人小朋友歡好一夜的宇智波佐助並非泛泛之輩，在鳴人回木葉前腳剛踏進去，他馬上後腳就跟上來，捧著九十九朵玫瑰公然在木葉人來人往的大街單膝跪下，一臉決絕:「鳴人，我回木葉了，我會負責的。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9oL7f4ICo
可惜單細胞的鳴人不吃這浪漫的一套，只塞給佐助一張精神病院的地址，然後逃之夭夭。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwgVHZsnmo
天殺的!佐助這傢伙被鬼打到了。鳴人小朋友如是說著。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPwMSUBf4D
那天，是七月二十三號。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnegUatCYvC
至此以後，原本苦苦追在佐助後面勸他回頭是岸的鳴人不再跟著佐助了，而是看到這號稱「木葉第一帥哥」的宇智波佐助後，臉上馬上變幻二十多種表情，然後轉身，一個字「溜~」。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Uztgoa4z
造成宇智波佐助的回頭率以99.99999%飲恨!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELIrM3vTLO
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今年，宇智波佐助決定送自己一份大禮:「漩渦鳴人」!以他「木葉第一帥哥」的威名，不會把不到那隻呆呆笨笨的小狐狸，何況他們都有肌膚之親了!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUivuilkNW
「佐助，這些話你說了三年了。」醫療部組長春野櫻有點同情這男人，自從回來木葉後那犀利的氣質全失，整天只想著怎麼把鳴人追到手。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenqlPwBxfC
是說……原來笨蛋是種傳染病!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKddR1eYY2U
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追鳴第一招:在漩渦家前不屈不撓的等待8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda3AdEXpgC
於是，和漩渦鳴人當鄰居的少女熟女和歐巴桑們眼睛成愛心，大叫:「看!!有帥哥!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVltFw7kI7q
而陪鳴人回家的佐井笑咪咪的說:「看!九點鐘方向有名佐助的障礙物一枚!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKUtaAo4f6
當天晚上，鳴人到奈良宅過了一夜。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI4XWdNi5w
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追鳴第二招:隨時跟在鳴側，看他有無任何需要8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQjcGEFlJ2
於是，佐助不屈不撓的從奈良大宅一鹿跟到一樂拉麵館。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJS5ZILHAV
沿途的少女們臉上發光，都說:「看!!有帥哥!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejSrmr2jce
奈良鹿丸懶洋洋的說:「看!六點鐘方向有名佐助的跟蹤狂一個。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJbR9w1IXV
鳴人火速將和佐助並稱天才的日向寧次抓來當一日保鑣。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BZBpQVUh5
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追鳴第三招:苦肉計8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHcCzUnk3e
這是7/22，晚上的時候下了場大雨，鳴人做完任務和朋友到了別到一樂買碗拉麵後，到了家門口前，發現一向意氣風發的佐助沒有打傘孤伶伶的在外面站著。無視少女熟女大嬸們尖叫:「看!!有帥哥!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5yIET5llW
就這樣雙眼無神的盯著自己家門口，任由雨滴打失自己的衣服，表情悲傷的像是快要哭出來一樣。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRr3iJVHFw
從來，沒有看過這樣無助的佐助。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7wd2lVZIY
誰說只有女生有母性?瞧瞧被卡卡西吃得死死的伊魯卡就知道了!以及咱們現在的鳴人，小心翼翼的走了過去，拍拍佐助:「欸!這樣會感冒。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrAD3XVAcO
看到燦爛金色的佐助眼睛恢復了焦距，忽然一把抱住發揮母性的純潔小受，顫抖的呢喃:「鳴人……拜託你……不要離開我、不要拒絕我，我好……孤單。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSpt109iqr
感到肩膀些微的濕意，單純善良的鳴人終於守不住防線，溫柔的拍著佐助的背脊，回應:「好!不會離開佐助……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPR0uJagVI
於是，女人喊著:「看!!有帥哥……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzwUapGmnm
「……進入小受家!」一群在遠方架設望遠鏡的怪異女人群尖叫。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuK4Vd4uH4
7/23我們腐女就勉為其難的把可愛的鳴人送給大黑貓當生日禮物吧!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWhhYxC83t
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPfvg2jEl6
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ns216.73.216.33da2 只可惜這名優質青年的回頭率只有99.99999%而已。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL4xOp0g25
為什麼呢?這要從那天回想起了……8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrVAHeZPhw
這名青年姓宇智波名佐助，年方二十。在十二歲~十七歲時有叛逃木葉紀錄，只是不知咱們木葉第五代火影，人稱「暴力公主」的綱手ㄋ……咳!綱手小姐用了什麼意想不到的手法，把一隻貌似小狐狸的生物下了什麼會讓人臉色潮紅呻吟著「還要」之類的話的怪藥，然後打包送去宇智波佐助藏身的地方。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNHdOjhJPC
第二天，一隻姓漩渦名鳴人的小狐狸衣衫不整一臉神色匆匆的跑回木葉「控訴」綱手的惡行，然後理所當然的被拍飛出火影辦公室。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvePmYrb0Iq
這時十六歲的鳴人才知道木葉忍者村似乎沒有「未成年性交防制條例」。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwq9PdNanB
讓我們為貌似已經莫名其妙失身的鳴人小朋友默哀一下!(天音:喂!這是佐助生賀欸!!!!) (靈:原諒我是鳴控!)8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FvHhtb79J
幸好那個強……呃!和鳴人小朋友歡好一夜的宇智波佐助並非泛泛之輩，在鳴人回木葉前腳剛踏進去，他馬上後腳就跟上來，捧著九十九朵玫瑰公然在木葉人來人往的大街單膝跪下，一臉決絕:「鳴人，我回木葉了，我會負責的。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9oL7f4ICo
可惜單細胞的鳴人不吃這浪漫的一套，只塞給佐助一張精神病院的地址，然後逃之夭夭。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwgVHZsnmo
天殺的!佐助這傢伙被鬼打到了。鳴人小朋友如是說著。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPwMSUBf4D
那天，是七月二十三號。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnegUatCYvC
至此以後，原本苦苦追在佐助後面勸他回頭是岸的鳴人不再跟著佐助了，而是看到這號稱「木葉第一帥哥」的宇智波佐助後，臉上馬上變幻二十多種表情，然後轉身，一個字「溜~」。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Uztgoa4z
造成宇智波佐助的回頭率以99.99999%飲恨!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELIrM3vTLO
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今年，宇智波佐助決定送自己一份大禮:「漩渦鳴人」!以他「木葉第一帥哥」的威名，不會把不到那隻呆呆笨笨的小狐狸，何況他們都有肌膚之親了!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUivuilkNW
「佐助，這些話你說了三年了。」醫療部組長春野櫻有點同情這男人，自從回來木葉後那犀利的氣質全失，整天只想著怎麼把鳴人追到手。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenqlPwBxfC
是說……原來笨蛋是種傳染病!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKddR1eYY2U
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追鳴第一招:在漩渦家前不屈不撓的等待8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda3AdEXpgC
於是，和漩渦鳴人當鄰居的少女熟女和歐巴桑們眼睛成愛心，大叫:「看!!有帥哥!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVltFw7kI7q
而陪鳴人回家的佐井笑咪咪的說:「看!九點鐘方向有名佐助的障礙物一枚!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKUtaAo4f6
當天晚上，鳴人到奈良宅過了一夜。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI4XWdNi5w
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追鳴第二招:隨時跟在鳴側，看他有無任何需要8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQjcGEFlJ2
於是，佐助不屈不撓的從奈良大宅一鹿跟到一樂拉麵館。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJS5ZILHAV
沿途的少女們臉上發光，都說:「看!!有帥哥!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejSrmr2jce
奈良鹿丸懶洋洋的說:「看!六點鐘方向有名佐助的跟蹤狂一個。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJbR9w1IXV
鳴人火速將和佐助並稱天才的日向寧次抓來當一日保鑣。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BZBpQVUh5
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追鳴第三招:苦肉計8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHcCzUnk3e
這是7/22，晚上的時候下了場大雨，鳴人做完任務和朋友到了別到一樂買碗拉麵後，到了家門口前，發現一向意氣風發的佐助沒有打傘孤伶伶的在外面站著。無視少女熟女大嬸們尖叫:「看!!有帥哥!」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5yIET5llW
就這樣雙眼無神的盯著自己家門口，任由雨滴打失自己的衣服，表情悲傷的像是快要哭出來一樣。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRr3iJVHFw
從來，沒有看過這樣無助的佐助。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7wd2lVZIY
誰說只有女生有母性?瞧瞧被卡卡西吃得死死的伊魯卡就知道了!以及咱們現在的鳴人，小心翼翼的走了過去，拍拍佐助:「欸!這樣會感冒。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrAD3XVAcO
看到燦爛金色的佐助眼睛恢復了焦距，忽然一把抱住發揮母性的純潔小受，顫抖的呢喃:「鳴人……拜託你……不要離開我、不要拒絕我，我好……孤單。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSpt109iqr
感到肩膀些微的濕意，單純善良的鳴人終於守不住防線，溫柔的拍著佐助的背脊，回應:「好!不會離開佐助……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPR0uJagVI
於是，女人喊著:「看!!有帥哥……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzwUapGmnm
「……進入小受家!」一群在遠方架設望遠鏡的怪異女人群尖叫。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuK4Vd4uH4
7/23我們腐女就勉為其難的把可愛的鳴人送給大黑貓當生日禮物吧!8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWhhYxC83t
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPfvg2jEl6
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