Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8JjRYR1lx
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpBPluplsR
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"Bro, just do it!"514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaOj8Ivc6j
"Nah..."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsMchsm4gb
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzNexdEy2i
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm6inu0QTg
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOPPwcl1yJ
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPj1fU0RY7
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjiW2cqmN9
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcijEdQqit
"I said it- that swear word, maths."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij3jFnPvq7
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyngI7YYpI4
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLKkhLgq9k
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf6Zl5pHlh
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqIiYnuTct
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp8Ysp6Et0
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"Hey, what's your d like?"514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNZkSyofe0
"Can I see your d?"514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlj9o5Kz96
"What, are you scared of my d?"
