
Kransnoyarsk570Please respect copyright.PENANAYLtDCuXQZn
May 29th, 1880570Please respect copyright.PENANAIXVRnaYpc1
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How are you, Ludmilla, my favorite stargazer?570Please respect copyright.PENANAdXqrJR8eIT
570Please respect copyright.PENANAMdeJNsp3D6
Here I am in Siberia, and you're oh, so far away. Ah, but how I wish you had been at my side last night so that I could squeeze your hand in the starlight and ask for your advice on matters interplanetary, of which a humble doctor and scribbler knows nothing. (Apart from the fact that the heavens are vast and dreary, and that time stretches out intolerably till this planet will be as cold as space itself...)570Please respect copyright.PENANAmRyKM24LvC
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But first a scribbler should set the scene, don't you think?570Please respect copyright.PENANAk7rVyrbnEu
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Kransnoyarsk is a first-rate town---particularly after such vile Oriental shitholes at Tomsk. God alone knows why they send exiles here to Kransnoyarsk! This must seem more like a reward, what with the grand forested mountains encompassing the city like high walls, and the broad swift Yenisey winding its way through---worthier of Levitan's deft brush than the Volga will ever be! And I mustn't forget the town itself. Why, there are paved streets and gracious churches and handsome houses built of stone! But they do send exiles here, and they've done so for years. Result? Krasnoyarsk is quite cultured in addition to being picturesque.570Please respect copyright.PENANAK3dHgHBF2x
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Anyhow, I have fallen in with an army doctor and two lieutenants all on their way to the Amur. We intend to travel onward together, so I shall hardly have need of my revolver. Boldly would I harrow Hell itself in company with this trio.570Please respect copyright.PENANAluVowDKkuk
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Can you read my writing? This ink is disgusting. Blot and splotch and splotch and blot!570Please respect copyright.PENANAkRODBawXRx
570Please respect copyright.PENANA53nO3iUrjH
And now, I shall tell you about these brave fellows. Dr. Aho is something of a philosopher and pessimist---and, by turns, an idealist. Half the time he speaks of the new and happy life awaiting us in some distant future epoch when we'll all fly across Siberia by balloon, and when a sixth sense will be developed so that our brains can reach out to the stars. Then he grows gloomy (worn down by his own enthusiasm) and it's all a case of: "We can't be real. The present can't be real. This is all a nightmare in someone's mind a thousand years ahead!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAmJsPgPdbmo
570Please respect copyright.PENANAKRhBC7kqMM
Then there's the great Baron Kuzma Mishin. The Baron really puts it out as a military man, growling the letter 'R' deep in his through like the doyen of some posh cavalry regiment. He is forever barking at people. You'd think he was ordering a Cossack to be flogged for cowardice when he calls for a cup of tea and jam on black bread. Generally, he's abusive in company that he doesn't know, but just you get him on his own and he's quite a kindly, sensible man---with a concern for society. "The avalanche is coming," he'll warn you. He thinks Science might save us, though. And he has read Herber Spencer, or at least claims to have. But he does throw his weight around, and there's quite a lot of weight to throw.570Please respect copyright.PENANAWu6AU6bBIQ
570Please respect copyright.PENANAhQA7E2GqVt
Last, but not least, is Rudolph Abramovich, who never glances at any reading matter save a newspaper. I'm sure he hasn't lifted an intellectual finger for the past two decades. All that interests our Rudolph is hunting and boozing, and once he has made up his mind on a subject it would be far too much trouble to alter his opinion. Only thing he had fixed in his mind is that Aho and Mishin are both excellent wise fellows, so he has a habit of dropping the drollest apercus into the conversation, which are all warped echoes of something the other two men have said. Invariably these "mottos" are way off the beaten path, like the wisdom of some demented old babushka.570Please respect copyright.PENANAyjHicjeQvE
570Please respect copyright.PENANAMzEpjL06yE
Yesterday evening, out I sailed in company with these three musketeers to see the town...570Please respect copyright.PENANAtCFfU72fHl
570Please respect copyright.PENANAChLjvSURxD
Everything on the journey thus far has turned out contrary to expectation. In Tomsk where the local ladies are as charming as a butt of frozen herrings---fit males for a walrus---who would have imagined that the Assistant Chief of Police would be a connoisseur of my works? Who would have expected him to do me the honor of driving me on a tour of the local house of prostitution, as his way of paying respect to my literary achievements?570Please respect copyright.PENANA7lwOWLcRpw
570Please respect copyright.PENANAvRSFwhbboS
Anyhow, there was I forming a wholly favorable impression of the town on our promenade around its surprisingly clean streets---when Mishin must suffer a sudden attack of drought. So, we all had to perform an about-turn into the less salubrious quarter of town to find him an inn on the double for medicinal relief. Oh ho, thought I: Tomsk revisited?
May 29th, 1880570Please respect copyright.PENANAIXVRnaYpc1
570Please respect copyright.PENANAM37i6EWvjq
How are you, Ludmilla, my favorite stargazer?570Please respect copyright.PENANAdXqrJR8eIT
570Please respect copyright.PENANAMdeJNsp3D6
Here I am in Siberia, and you're oh, so far away. Ah, but how I wish you had been at my side last night so that I could squeeze your hand in the starlight and ask for your advice on matters interplanetary, of which a humble doctor and scribbler knows nothing. (Apart from the fact that the heavens are vast and dreary, and that time stretches out intolerably till this planet will be as cold as space itself...)570Please respect copyright.PENANAmRyKM24LvC
570Please respect copyright.PENANArHKQq50amr
But first a scribbler should set the scene, don't you think?570Please respect copyright.PENANAk7rVyrbnEu
570Please respect copyright.PENANAkoxF4smZdF
Kransnoyarsk is a first-rate town---particularly after such vile Oriental shitholes at Tomsk. God alone knows why they send exiles here to Kransnoyarsk! This must seem more like a reward, what with the grand forested mountains encompassing the city like high walls, and the broad swift Yenisey winding its way through---worthier of Levitan's deft brush than the Volga will ever be! And I mustn't forget the town itself. Why, there are paved streets and gracious churches and handsome houses built of stone! But they do send exiles here, and they've done so for years. Result? Krasnoyarsk is quite cultured in addition to being picturesque.570Please respect copyright.PENANAK3dHgHBF2x
570Please respect copyright.PENANA0xWxip9Dgw
Anyhow, I have fallen in with an army doctor and two lieutenants all on their way to the Amur. We intend to travel onward together, so I shall hardly have need of my revolver. Boldly would I harrow Hell itself in company with this trio.570Please respect copyright.PENANAluVowDKkuk
570Please respect copyright.PENANAgir9KhW0sJ
Can you read my writing? This ink is disgusting. Blot and splotch and splotch and blot!570Please respect copyright.PENANAkRODBawXRx
570Please respect copyright.PENANA53nO3iUrjH
And now, I shall tell you about these brave fellows. Dr. Aho is something of a philosopher and pessimist---and, by turns, an idealist. Half the time he speaks of the new and happy life awaiting us in some distant future epoch when we'll all fly across Siberia by balloon, and when a sixth sense will be developed so that our brains can reach out to the stars. Then he grows gloomy (worn down by his own enthusiasm) and it's all a case of: "We can't be real. The present can't be real. This is all a nightmare in someone's mind a thousand years ahead!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAmJsPgPdbmo
570Please respect copyright.PENANAKRhBC7kqMM
Then there's the great Baron Kuzma Mishin. The Baron really puts it out as a military man, growling the letter 'R' deep in his through like the doyen of some posh cavalry regiment. He is forever barking at people. You'd think he was ordering a Cossack to be flogged for cowardice when he calls for a cup of tea and jam on black bread. Generally, he's abusive in company that he doesn't know, but just you get him on his own and he's quite a kindly, sensible man---with a concern for society. "The avalanche is coming," he'll warn you. He thinks Science might save us, though. And he has read Herber Spencer, or at least claims to have. But he does throw his weight around, and there's quite a lot of weight to throw.570Please respect copyright.PENANAWu6AU6bBIQ
570Please respect copyright.PENANAhQA7E2GqVt
Last, but not least, is Rudolph Abramovich, who never glances at any reading matter save a newspaper. I'm sure he hasn't lifted an intellectual finger for the past two decades. All that interests our Rudolph is hunting and boozing, and once he has made up his mind on a subject it would be far too much trouble to alter his opinion. Only thing he had fixed in his mind is that Aho and Mishin are both excellent wise fellows, so he has a habit of dropping the drollest apercus into the conversation, which are all warped echoes of something the other two men have said. Invariably these "mottos" are way off the beaten path, like the wisdom of some demented old babushka.570Please respect copyright.PENANAyjHicjeQvE
570Please respect copyright.PENANAMzEpjL06yE
Yesterday evening, out I sailed in company with these three musketeers to see the town...570Please respect copyright.PENANAtCFfU72fHl
570Please respect copyright.PENANAChLjvSURxD
Everything on the journey thus far has turned out contrary to expectation. In Tomsk where the local ladies are as charming as a butt of frozen herrings---fit males for a walrus---who would have imagined that the Assistant Chief of Police would be a connoisseur of my works? Who would have expected him to do me the honor of driving me on a tour of the local house of prostitution, as his way of paying respect to my literary achievements?570Please respect copyright.PENANA7lwOWLcRpw
570Please respect copyright.PENANAvRSFwhbboS
Anyhow, there was I forming a wholly favorable impression of the town on our promenade around its surprisingly clean streets---when Mishin must suffer a sudden attack of drought. So, we all had to perform an about-turn into the less salubrious quarter of town to find him an inn on the double for medicinal relief. Oh ho, thought I: Tomsk revisited?
"This fatal attraction for low life!" proclaimed the good Dr. Aho, as we hastened towards the dives. "It proves how democratic we Russians are..."
"Quite right," said Mishin. "The prince shall sit down with the pauper."
"Probably the Prince is a pauper," observed the Baron, with a raucous laugh.570Please respect copyright.PENANAKqXJxP7Xtd
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"That's because there are too many Princes and Counts, and Barons, if you'll forgive me," said Aho. "But who's to say that's such a bad thing? In the future everybody may be ennobled."
570Please respect copyright.PENANAS4fwltRyem
"That's because there are too many Princes and Counts, and Barons, if you'll forgive me," said Aho. "But who's to say that's such a bad thing? In the future everybody may be ennobled."
Mishin nodded. "Ennobled by the magic of Science. One chap will be a Count of Chemistry, and another a Grand Duke of Dentistry."
"The trouble with all these intellectual blokes," said Abramovich, "is that they have their heads too far up their asses." And he remembered to add, "Present company excepted, naturally."
"That's when we Russians feel most at home," Aho said. "With our heads stuck up our asses. And why should that be? Is it because our ordinary lives are so stuck in the mud? Is it because we're all just stuck in a bad dream, anyway?"570Please respect copyright.PENANAgFj7dXucIW
570Please respect copyright.PENANA4jb45h8zIF
Abramovich seems to possess an uncanny sixth sense for inns; quite soon we found a fairly decent one. Decent, if one overlooked the blue fog of wood smoke proceeding from the stove...570Please respect copyright.PENANAHoI0qtory6
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We ordered ourselves a bottle of Smirnov 21 (would you believe it?) and drank a toast to our journey's next phase.570Please respect copyright.PENANAvvGPNgsTag
570Please respect copyright.PENANAuhuzg9bVAk
Sitting nearby there was a man whose face was as flabby as a boiled turnip. From time to time he buttoned up his coat resolutely then unbuttoned it again in a perfect imitation of frustration---as if he ought to set out on some trip but was unable to make up his mind. Every time this happened, he edged a little closer to us, trying to eavesdrop on our conversation in the usual manner of inebriates, the better to rudely butt in....570Please respect copyright.PENANAYuplRGNnZ2
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His chance arose when Aho said something or other to me, "speaking as one man of science to another...."570Please respect copyright.PENANAG2WNR56u32
570Please respect copyright.PENANAo4JotzQ1EB
"Pardon me, gentlemen," interrupted our rotten turnip, "but science is the most noble and beautiful pursuit of all!" His voice had a self-righteous lilt, with undertones of wheedling incrimination. "Pardon me, but in my opinion your scientist struggles with Nature---out of his love for Humanity!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAzAPc7o8RO0
570Please respect copyright.PENANAJlHgRewjbZ
Our Russian genius for soulful generalizations....570Please respect copyright.PENANA7SbtIGOd2m
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"Quite right," agreed Abramovich. "Nature, red in tooth and claw, must be tamed by the brave hunter!" He poured himself another glassful.570Please respect copyright.PENANA8y0KTubPbc
570Please respect copyright.PENANAowendB1OZJ
Mishin went bright red in the face. "Just who the hell do you think you are, anyway?"570Please respect copyright.PENANALuKy1nFs9T
570Please respect copyright.PENANA5lEYWHRKQK
"Milorad Yanovich, by your leave, sir!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAzx8FT6mJYW
570Please respect copyright.PENANAq0j6SLSd4i
"Away with you, you banal Milorad Yanovich! How could someone by your name know one iota of the heights of human thought?"
570Please respect copyright.PENANA4jb45h8zIF
Abramovich seems to possess an uncanny sixth sense for inns; quite soon we found a fairly decent one. Decent, if one overlooked the blue fog of wood smoke proceeding from the stove...570Please respect copyright.PENANAHoI0qtory6
570Please respect copyright.PENANAk50xoUr8c1
We ordered ourselves a bottle of Smirnov 21 (would you believe it?) and drank a toast to our journey's next phase.570Please respect copyright.PENANAvvGPNgsTag
570Please respect copyright.PENANAuhuzg9bVAk
Sitting nearby there was a man whose face was as flabby as a boiled turnip. From time to time he buttoned up his coat resolutely then unbuttoned it again in a perfect imitation of frustration---as if he ought to set out on some trip but was unable to make up his mind. Every time this happened, he edged a little closer to us, trying to eavesdrop on our conversation in the usual manner of inebriates, the better to rudely butt in....570Please respect copyright.PENANAYuplRGNnZ2
570Please respect copyright.PENANAUfNpNI3q1r
His chance arose when Aho said something or other to me, "speaking as one man of science to another...."570Please respect copyright.PENANAG2WNR56u32
570Please respect copyright.PENANAo4JotzQ1EB
"Pardon me, gentlemen," interrupted our rotten turnip, "but science is the most noble and beautiful pursuit of all!" His voice had a self-righteous lilt, with undertones of wheedling incrimination. "Pardon me, but in my opinion your scientist struggles with Nature---out of his love for Humanity!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAzAPc7o8RO0
570Please respect copyright.PENANAJlHgRewjbZ
Our Russian genius for soulful generalizations....570Please respect copyright.PENANA7SbtIGOd2m
570Please respect copyright.PENANARZMeoQ0rnh
"Quite right," agreed Abramovich. "Nature, red in tooth and claw, must be tamed by the brave hunter!" He poured himself another glassful.570Please respect copyright.PENANA8y0KTubPbc
570Please respect copyright.PENANAowendB1OZJ
Mishin went bright red in the face. "Just who the hell do you think you are, anyway?"570Please respect copyright.PENANALuKy1nFs9T
570Please respect copyright.PENANA5lEYWHRKQK
"Milorad Yanovich, by your leave, sir!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAzx8FT6mJYW
570Please respect copyright.PENANAq0j6SLSd4i
"Away with you, you banal Milorad Yanovich! How could someone by your name know one iota of the heights of human thought?"
Naturally, Yanovich shuffled himself even closer to us.570Please respect copyright.PENANADWjLnwqPbH
570Please respect copyright.PENANAsrFQoBQZWy
"Pardon me, gentlemen, but banality is the whole trouble---you've hit the nail on the head. The ordinary human being is downright idiotic. You can see that easily in these God-forsaken Siberian hellholes."570Please respect copyright.PENANAdhWrlgOlbb
570Please respect copyright.PENANAcqlJM9OVq0
"Present premises excused," chipped in Abramovich.570Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZMFcE6rlF
570Please respect copyright.PENANAggKwWX9yJ4
"But nature is even stupider. The Earth whirls around the Sun, like a child's spinning top: how trivial it all is! At any moment a dark star or a wandering moon might crash into us. Splat! And that's all. Goodbye to the Parthenon and to Venice Srenissima." Tears rose to Yanovich's eyes. "Look at your average Siberian---a beast is he not? Mind you, he's your ordinary run of Russian peasant who's been brutalized."570Please respect copyright.PENANAc64jmc7D4f
570Please respect copyright.PENANAcxcbPaRif2
"A brute needs the whip," quoted Abramovich.570Please respect copyright.PENANAzS6B9BOTUa
570Please respect copyright.PENANAg9XzQi58qw
"Mark my words, sirs, compared with him the tribes a few hundred versts north of here are noble..." and Yanovich hunted for the word, "savages. Well, almost. Compared to him they're quite magnificent. They're heroes. But how can they be heroes if they've always stayed here?---that's what mystifies me. They never rose above their condition. Whereas we Russians have sunk down to it. Ah, the disgusting flatness of it all! And under the surface everything is rotten and decayed....What was I talking about?"570Please respect copyright.PENANA0m45d7Lz2w
570Please respect copyright.PENANAFt2xIRW4au
At this moment, the wick in the nearest lam started humming loudly. Yanovich pricked up his ears as if he heard something rush through the sky above the roofs of Krasnoyarsk. He buttoned his coat swiftly and ran out of the inn, leaving the door wide open. Thus, we were able to see him standing in the street, staring up at the night sky as if to reassure himself that all the stars were in their right places. Or maybe he was only wondering whether it was going to rain, since his boots had holes in them. Presently, he returned, unbuttoned and subsided right up against us.570Please respect copyright.PENANADhFciegJez
570Please respect copyright.PENANAB8QlgJ6zdE
"Excuse me, but I'm sacrificing myself to science," he confided to me in a loud whisper. (I swear to you, Ludmilla---by Mars and Jupiter---that I am not inventing this Yanovich is a mirror for my own personal soul!) "Why, if I went to Moscow to present a proper report to the authorities, they'd make me a professor or even a privy councilor on the spot. You have the floor of Moscow all about you, sir, is this not so?"570Please respect copyright.PENANAe3xDqE2pyd
570Please respect copyright.PENANANK2ReFMUAM
Reluctantly, I conceded the fact.570Please respect copyright.PENANAq4riWUIjqN
570Please respect copyright.PENANAKbrGLgR99h
Mishin nudged Abramovich in the ribs. "We've got ourselves a provincial bore. Sic the dogs on him, Rudolph!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAaIHte2hxiH
570Please respect copyright.PENANAwGV1LMSqSL
"Ah, Moscow!" cried Vasilyev, in tipsy torment. "Freedom, fulfillment! Afterwards I could drain the bogland. With all the trees down, I could sell the timber and plant wheat. Alas, it's too cold for that...Anyway, the mosquitoes! And the people: too corrupted. Maybe you two men of Science might help me present a good report?"570Please respect copyright.PENANAnv4PxnlKAx
570Please respect copyright.PENANA7MDL8z0eVm
As soon as those words were out, to my not very great surprise Yanovich became jealously hostile.570Please respect copyright.PENANAjVArbEUR4u
570Please respect copyright.PENANAGXA5gCZkSp
"Scientists! You ordinary scientists!" he sneered. "If the Earth blew up tomorrow, they'd go on staring down their microscopes like England's Lord Nelson at Gibraltar!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAc55SMC7TXM
570Please respect copyright.PENANAroVdlPWCgb
"Turning a blind eye," Abramovich dutifully supplied.570Please respect copyright.PENANAaL9oJLJB0y
570Please respect copyright.PENANAvKSm240qzb
"Would they listen to me? As for the authorities...well, that's our whole sickness, is it not? Authority: how we worship authority. Ah, I can see how you hate me for not acting like a hero and setting off forthwith to Moscow and fame---but it's not so easy. There aren't many authorities on an event like this---except for the Biblical narrative of Sodom and Gamora, destroyed by God. I can't persuade anyone in Krasnoyarsk to do anything about it. In Moscow, who gives a shit about Krasnoyarsk?"570Please respect copyright.PENANAAtvShren5E
570Please respect copyright.PENANAjxCEDR8xC5
By now Baron Kuzma was in an orgy of wrath. He grabbed Yanovich by the lapels. "What in the hell are you going on about?" he shouted into the man's face.570Please respect copyright.PENANAL7K1nZ9ozH
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Our turnip was shaken, but all the drink he had swilled gave him courage.570Please respect copyright.PENANAR8sDHKJd1N
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"You smart Muscovites haven't even heard! And it's the greatest mystery of the age."570Please respect copyright.PENANAeZV8RqEjB1
570Please respect copyright.PENANAsQVkiwGGic
"If you don't tell me, then, by God, I'll beat the living shit out of you!"570Please respect copyright.PENANApmlsAACDwo
570Please respect copyright.PENANAoBT61GyIDP
"The explosion that devastated the Taiga. The visitor from beyond. You haven't heard."570Please respect copyright.PENANAbeMHaFMn7T
570Please respect copyright.PENANA3tCygKL1Ih
"Hang on," said I..."570Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ1jebzctK
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Because my celestial charmer, I had heard of it---hadn't you? I refer to the enclosed clipping from the Siberian Herald, which I originally intended for quite another 'sanitary' purpose.570Please respect copyright.PENANAmZC082M3lT
570Please respect copyright.PENANA0zeIl1R2Zv
Yanovich went on to spin us the tallest tale I'd ever heard, of massive destruction a few hundred versts north of Kransoyarsk up by the Stony Tunguska River. I shall list his "details" in a moment, since I want to ask you quite seriously, Ludmilla: What do you make of this? My telescopic tormentress, I wish your frank scientific opinion....570Please respect copyright.PENANAu3krsSaQrA
570Please respect copyright.PENANAMS9BjGiAjC
570Please respect copyright.PENANAODFgNmpaRX
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"Pardon me, gentlemen, but banality is the whole trouble---you've hit the nail on the head. The ordinary human being is downright idiotic. You can see that easily in these God-forsaken Siberian hellholes."570Please respect copyright.PENANAdhWrlgOlbb
570Please respect copyright.PENANAcqlJM9OVq0
"Present premises excused," chipped in Abramovich.570Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZMFcE6rlF
570Please respect copyright.PENANAggKwWX9yJ4
"But nature is even stupider. The Earth whirls around the Sun, like a child's spinning top: how trivial it all is! At any moment a dark star or a wandering moon might crash into us. Splat! And that's all. Goodbye to the Parthenon and to Venice Srenissima." Tears rose to Yanovich's eyes. "Look at your average Siberian---a beast is he not? Mind you, he's your ordinary run of Russian peasant who's been brutalized."570Please respect copyright.PENANAc64jmc7D4f
570Please respect copyright.PENANAcxcbPaRif2
"A brute needs the whip," quoted Abramovich.570Please respect copyright.PENANAzS6B9BOTUa
570Please respect copyright.PENANAg9XzQi58qw
"Mark my words, sirs, compared with him the tribes a few hundred versts north of here are noble..." and Yanovich hunted for the word, "savages. Well, almost. Compared to him they're quite magnificent. They're heroes. But how can they be heroes if they've always stayed here?---that's what mystifies me. They never rose above their condition. Whereas we Russians have sunk down to it. Ah, the disgusting flatness of it all! And under the surface everything is rotten and decayed....What was I talking about?"570Please respect copyright.PENANA0m45d7Lz2w
570Please respect copyright.PENANAFt2xIRW4au
At this moment, the wick in the nearest lam started humming loudly. Yanovich pricked up his ears as if he heard something rush through the sky above the roofs of Krasnoyarsk. He buttoned his coat swiftly and ran out of the inn, leaving the door wide open. Thus, we were able to see him standing in the street, staring up at the night sky as if to reassure himself that all the stars were in their right places. Or maybe he was only wondering whether it was going to rain, since his boots had holes in them. Presently, he returned, unbuttoned and subsided right up against us.570Please respect copyright.PENANADhFciegJez
570Please respect copyright.PENANAB8QlgJ6zdE
"Excuse me, but I'm sacrificing myself to science," he confided to me in a loud whisper. (I swear to you, Ludmilla---by Mars and Jupiter---that I am not inventing this Yanovich is a mirror for my own personal soul!) "Why, if I went to Moscow to present a proper report to the authorities, they'd make me a professor or even a privy councilor on the spot. You have the floor of Moscow all about you, sir, is this not so?"570Please respect copyright.PENANAe3xDqE2pyd
570Please respect copyright.PENANANK2ReFMUAM
Reluctantly, I conceded the fact.570Please respect copyright.PENANAq4riWUIjqN
570Please respect copyright.PENANAKbrGLgR99h
Mishin nudged Abramovich in the ribs. "We've got ourselves a provincial bore. Sic the dogs on him, Rudolph!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAaIHte2hxiH
570Please respect copyright.PENANAwGV1LMSqSL
"Ah, Moscow!" cried Vasilyev, in tipsy torment. "Freedom, fulfillment! Afterwards I could drain the bogland. With all the trees down, I could sell the timber and plant wheat. Alas, it's too cold for that...Anyway, the mosquitoes! And the people: too corrupted. Maybe you two men of Science might help me present a good report?"570Please respect copyright.PENANAnv4PxnlKAx
570Please respect copyright.PENANA7MDL8z0eVm
As soon as those words were out, to my not very great surprise Yanovich became jealously hostile.570Please respect copyright.PENANAjVArbEUR4u
570Please respect copyright.PENANAGXA5gCZkSp
"Scientists! You ordinary scientists!" he sneered. "If the Earth blew up tomorrow, they'd go on staring down their microscopes like England's Lord Nelson at Gibraltar!"570Please respect copyright.PENANAc55SMC7TXM
570Please respect copyright.PENANAroVdlPWCgb
"Turning a blind eye," Abramovich dutifully supplied.570Please respect copyright.PENANAaL9oJLJB0y
570Please respect copyright.PENANAvKSm240qzb
"Would they listen to me? As for the authorities...well, that's our whole sickness, is it not? Authority: how we worship authority. Ah, I can see how you hate me for not acting like a hero and setting off forthwith to Moscow and fame---but it's not so easy. There aren't many authorities on an event like this---except for the Biblical narrative of Sodom and Gamora, destroyed by God. I can't persuade anyone in Krasnoyarsk to do anything about it. In Moscow, who gives a shit about Krasnoyarsk?"570Please respect copyright.PENANAAtvShren5E
570Please respect copyright.PENANAjxCEDR8xC5
By now Baron Kuzma was in an orgy of wrath. He grabbed Yanovich by the lapels. "What in the hell are you going on about?" he shouted into the man's face.570Please respect copyright.PENANAL7K1nZ9ozH
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Our turnip was shaken, but all the drink he had swilled gave him courage.570Please respect copyright.PENANAR8sDHKJd1N
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"You smart Muscovites haven't even heard! And it's the greatest mystery of the age."570Please respect copyright.PENANAeZV8RqEjB1
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"If you don't tell me, then, by God, I'll beat the living shit out of you!"570Please respect copyright.PENANApmlsAACDwo
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"The explosion that devastated the Taiga. The visitor from beyond. You haven't heard."570Please respect copyright.PENANAbeMHaFMn7T
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"Hang on," said I..."570Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ1jebzctK
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Because my celestial charmer, I had heard of it---hadn't you? I refer to the enclosed clipping from the Siberian Herald, which I originally intended for quite another 'sanitary' purpose.570Please respect copyright.PENANAmZC082M3lT
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Yanovich went on to spin us the tallest tale I'd ever heard, of massive destruction a few hundred versts north of Kransoyarsk up by the Stony Tunguska River. I shall list his "details" in a moment, since I want to ask you quite seriously, Ludmilla: What do you make of this? My telescopic tormentress, I wish your frank scientific opinion....570Please respect copyright.PENANAu3krsSaQrA
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