返到屋企,我唔敢將Veronica求婚嘅事同老豆老母講,因為我驚講出會激死佢地,暫時唯有瞞得就瞞。286Please respect copyright.PENANA685vzfrivt
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至於喺中學同學嘅Whatsapp group度,有人收到風知道左我被求婚嘅事,亦有人話本來都收到邀請到場祝賀,只係唔得閒最後無去到。286Please respect copyright.PENANA0RNRhFGwIs
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個group加埋我總共有六個人,全部都係我從中學玩到嘅好朋友,出到嚟做嘢之後大家少見左,不過間唔中都會約下食飯,而佢地每個都知我身上有詛咒嘅事,所以佢地有幾個半開玩笑半認真咁喺個group度講:286Please respect copyright.PENANAFX0KoWsBp3
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「輝哥話過唔娶處女做老婆就會死,咁你個未婚妻係咪處女先?哈哈!」286Please respect copyright.PENANAU4FxPnUsvu
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「肯定係先會結啦,阿輝不如分享下俾女女求婚係咩滋味?」286Please respect copyright.PENANALv4n0snGgq
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「輝哥就happy啦,你家下條女又大波又係處,執到啦你……」286Please respect copyright.PENANAowHCdkWfJQ
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班友左一言右一句,想覆都覆唔切,加上自己家下無乜心情,乾脆將電話較做靜音,丟埋一二邊唔理算。286Please respect copyright.PENANA1fEOQcl25s
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坦白講,Veronica準備咁多嘢同我求婚,我其實心入面係開心嘅,證明佢真係好中意我,但開心得嚟我又感到好擔心。286Please respect copyright.PENANAMTx7n4Sk88
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我唔想重演我阿叔嘅悲劇。286Please respect copyright.PENANAJxhsIb1K5Y
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婚禮上吐血身亡,啲血噴到一地都係…286Please respect copyright.PENANAK1NFcUz75Y
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啋!大吉利是!唔好諗埋啲衰嘢,我對流星許過願,上天有好生之德,一定會實現我嘅願望,哪怕係一個都好。286Please respect copyright.PENANAbl5XuZdxh6
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Veronica求完婚,就開始著手揀日子註冊,隔無幾日就彈啲日子俾我揀,我就詐假意扮忙,扮到唔得閒理呢啲住。286Please respect copyright.PENANAKRnufZiEA3
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因為揀完日子,下一步就係見家長,我就仲未諗到點同老豆老母講呢件事,所以都係拖住一排先比較好。286Please respect copyright.PENANAWjvfDZD3GX
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呢日,我約小曼到常去嘅冰室,一齊食個lunch,順便同佢呻下。286Please respect copyright.PENANAvkEdMdptKO
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我未同佢講Veronica求婚單嘢,不過佢都喺個六人中學group度,我諗佢應該都知咩事。286Please respect copyright.PENANAoebrSt1rGi
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「…嗰陣Veronica話有個驚喜俾我,我以為係送禮物嗰啲,點知佢竟然係求婚,仲搵埋我啲大學舊同學,同埋佢自己啲朋友一齊見證,你知唔知我嗰下真係打左個突,諗都無諗過佢會咁主動求婚,又大電視示愛又搵埋band唱歌,好大陣仗……」286Please respect copyright.PENANAYgXDPMI9H4
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我憶述返嗰陣時嘅情景,小曼係隔籬聽,無出聲。286Please respect copyright.PENANADcMMC48aLJ
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「做咩靜左唔出聲,比啲反應嚟啦。」講左咁耐講到口乾,我飲一啖可樂止渴。286Please respect copyright.PENANAdwy3sFxaIN
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小曼望我一眼,督一督面前杯凍檸茶入面塊檸檬:「見你一輪嘴咁講,咪等你講完先,咁你地諗住幾時註冊,同埋你阿爸阿媽同意左啦?」
「未,我仲未同佢地講,我都唔知點開口好,最煩係Veronica催我揀日子註冊,我決定拖得就拖,等到我諗好點開口同老豆老母講先再算。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAvO5Ujg86x6
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「呢啲嘢有得拖架咩,瞞唔到幾耐渣喎。」286Please respect copyright.PENANATCHIofUzpK
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「呢個我都知,不過講真嗰句,嗰日如果唔係咁多人睇住,我可能都唔會應承,你知我咩身世架啦。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAu9sNc4sjCD
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「唓~咁驚死咪唔好結。」小曼話。286Please respect copyright.PENANAvldPO4eOfL
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「唔應承都應承左,咁仲可以點?慶幸嗰日禮拜日,真係有流星雨出現,我對住嚟許左三個願望,假設是但一個應驗嘅話,咁我就有救啦。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAWaEek2wLgw
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我同小曼講自己許左嘅嗰三個願望。286Please respect copyright.PENANAFs6n9KzYPx
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對方聽完,「哦」左一聲,然後話:「如果唔靈驗,咁你咪會死?唔係啦,你爭落餐飯今日好請,我驚以後無機會…」286Please respect copyright.PENANA7WhHcO7I3R
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「閘住!真係啋過你把口,呢兩日我上網做過research,外國有人對流星許完願,之後第二日就中左頭獎,我信我嘅三個願望至少有一個會成真,仲有我根本無爭你餐飯,唔好再屈我啦下。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAqweBAMppgm
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「食屎啦,咁都唔認數。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAJqxOsKan4V
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小曼lur住話我爭佢餐飯,我真係頂佢唔順:「算啦算啦,餐飯等我結完婚又死唔去先還啦,今餐就各自各俾。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAaRuJkCwjLD
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「你係先好講。」小曼拎錢俾自己嗰份,順手喺銀包拎左一道符出嚟。286Please respect copyright.PENANAk8lHrYTk63
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「琴日我day off,去左大嶼山行山,沿途經過一間道觀,入去參觀一下,順便求左道護身符,我見唔洗錢我幫你求多左個。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAZjAGEC1GOD
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「咩護身符?」我拎上手睇一睇。286Please respect copyright.PENANATE2pTXhRug
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「個道士話呢道護身符俾大師施過法,據說只要將佢放喺枕頭底,咁就能夠解除厄運同惡咒。」286Please respect copyright.PENANA1y4LnOwS4i
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「齋睇個樣,道符好普通渣喎。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAas9sYsbnYD
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道符同一般嘅平安符無咩分別,手指公咁大嘅size,上面用黃底紅字寫住一啲平常人睇唔明嘅符文。286Please respect copyright.PENANAX36ahiAXhO
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唯一特別嘅係,中間位有一個七角星嘅圖案。286Please respect copyright.PENANAoWAZyM0dAv
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「睇樣睇唔出架,總之有大師施過法,你今晚返到屋企,將個符擺喺枕頭底就得架啦。」286Please respect copyright.PENANAz1t0qkii0i
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我本身就唔多信呢啲符令嘅嘢,不過見唔洗錢有嘢袋,照收都無壞。