「愚蠢的人類啊！竟敢喚醒沉睡千年的邪惡化身！多虧汝解開封印，全世界終將臣服於吾之腳下！哈哈哈哈哈！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0QpzYxmKw
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「......這是演哪齣？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUcu3paukp
回到幾分鐘前。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGoTzvqpPq
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思嘉（17、學生）正拿著抹布輕柔擦拭著幾個禮拜前在跳蚤市場找到的全身鏡。仿古樣式攫住了她熱愛骨董的目光，更別說上頭還有一些很潮的骷髏浮雕裝飾。聽那個賣家阿嬤說，這面鏡子是兩千年前被下了黑魔法咒蠱的珍貴骨董，她一頭熱之下索性灑錢，買回家收藏。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwmSDf3Fkw
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那阿嬤肯定是在說謊，那個自稱是邪惡化身的模糊影子映照在鏡內，目測144p畫質、聽起來像逗比環繞音效，總之是惡質的整人手法。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0yKGYJXy8
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「X！（髒話已編輯），今天不把這東西拆了我不甘心。」被誆而火冒三丈的思嘉粗暴地敲了敲鏡子。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZd1ixwXjn
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鏡子裡的聲音驚慌失措的叫道：「愚、愚徒！不許妳再敲擊吾！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmmNwvMN2Z
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「好啦別演了很假，」思嘉不屑的繼續旁敲側擊（物理），「奇怪這螢幕怎麼都沒有開關啊？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9RDuQbFQ6
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「吾是邪惡化身啊啊啊啊！再敲下去會壞掉......不是，吾會詛咒妳永世不得超生！！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYym9lTDkTX
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「欸你的古代用語很落漆耶，還吾是，吾是你爸！當我國文被當啊？騙人也要先做點功課好嗎？」她毫不留情的朝鏡子的外框踹下去，憤怒道，「X（髒話已編輯）！浪費了三百塊買了一面垃圾！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlU68PKu8p
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「難道吾只值三百塊嗎！？快、快住手啊！」他原先的懾人氣勢灰飛煙滅，高聲哭喊呼救。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJwUJqJ2Q1
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折騰了十分鐘後。思嘉怎麼找就是找不到電源之類的東西。而且那傢伙一直在無病呻吟叫天叫地，吵得她只能先罷手。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnjmFhBqIk
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「難道說你真的是一面鏡子？」思嘉問，還是難掩怒氣地皺了皺眉。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZezyBg9cc
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「吾乃邪惡化身……已經說過很多次了……」他欲哭無淚，抽搭地哽咽。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzjDm8vrVq
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看他一副可憐兮兮的樣子，思嘉尷尬地搔搔頭，罪惡感油然而生。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhELdGgOeO
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「好啦，別哭了。我不應該這麼兇的，抱歉。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCFxwdR333
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見他的情緒稍稍平復後，她一轉溫柔的語調道，「你說你是什麼，邪惡化身對吧？我該怎麼稱呼你呢？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjRQMf4dsT
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鏡中的身影隨著張狂的笑聲起伏而震動，「哼、哼哼哈哈哈！區區凡人竟敢打探吾之名號？很好！汝之膽識值得嘉獎！吾名－－」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqviVWcJxx
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「好，就決定叫你阿中了！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxpe1uaoHh
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「뭐！？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL09UBCtf5P
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思嘉無辜地看向一臉傻懵的阿中（2000？、邪惡化身之類的）說，「唉呀，我懶得聽這麼長的開場白，我也不擅長記遠古邪神的名字，所以從今天開始你就改名叫阿中吧，定案！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2JzDQrUvY
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他慘白的臉色被羞恥而生的怒氣點燃，逐漸低沉且可怖的嗓音低吼：「竟敢小看吾之怒火，膽子不小！準備被地獄業火燃燒殆盡吧！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQU7F1MCaH
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一聲怒吼下，整間房間在轉瞬間變得炙熱無比，「嘎哈哈哈哈！去死吧！！！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO7oU8iH5C
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然而他沒預料到思嘉不知何時掏出了一把鐵鎚，神速接近他的身旁，用加黑加粗的地獄之聲低語道，「汝可知曉，鏡子的四個角落是最脆弱的地方？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4Ht9V0aEs
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「威、威脅對吾而言，是、是沒有用的！」他的反應有些遲疑且逞強。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn6zEEQD1u
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「要試試看嗎？」她笑容可掬，手上的凶器更可懼。嚇到潸然淚下，楚楚可憐貌是他最後的掙扎，最後只能淪落成一團死灰。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnkv9DfiIN
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「很高興認識你，阿中。」這是來自人間的微笑和善意。
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於是乎，兩方的初見在和平且無人傷亡下落幕，人類和邪神第一次締結了堅定的羈絆。真是可喜可賀。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPApforuXz
