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土方十四郎和坂田銀時，俗語說相似的兩人碰在一起總是會吵架，放在擁有一樣強的好勝心的他們身上，剛好能得到最完美的映證。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3mhUpUDlK
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對誰都好，就是不能輸給那個與自己旗鼓相當的男人，總是在嘴裡念著「怎麼可能輸給你」這樣的謊言然後大打出手……但說穿了也不過就是男人不值錢的自尊心罷了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbuwd9BlSO
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如今，在你知我知大家都知就是他們兩個不知道的情況下，實際已經交往六年的兩人(以原作年分計算)，正在爭吵著人生中很重要的、第一次的大事。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkVJiRsCUT
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「就、說、了──！！！阿銀我肯定是在上面的，主角最強定律你沒聽說過嗎啊！？」揪著土方的領巾，銀時幾乎用到全身的力道加上體重，整個人不斷往土方壓過去，顛著腳尖好像這樣就能比對方還要高挑強勢的樣子，「連這點都不知道你是哪來的鄉下人？快點滾回鄉下去吧城市是很危險的多串君！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZw69qwFZc
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「你才火星人吧！！主角最強定律早就過時了，現在流行的明明就是主角總受定律！！！」不甘示弱的壓著銀時的肩膀，土方的瞳孔放得比得青光眼還嚴重，「地球很危險你這捲毛外星人才給我快點回火星去！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmTpicmhME
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「什麼主角總受……那明明就只是作者的興趣而已吧，這種定律要是成立要叫那些支持主角總攻的人該怎麼活下去啊你這混帳！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3oqxPRD7k
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「誰管你啊這裡作者最大！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaITtPhtqS
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「──夠了唷不要在這裡一派正經的推廣作者的興趣啊你們！！！」受不了兩個人在大街小巷光明正大的放閃光，新八的眼鏡差點裂成兩片。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBIHuTuztB
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「不，我說眼鏡本來就是兩片，作者你到底要耍蠢到什麼時候？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoXxaG9js5
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狠狠的連作者都能吐槽不怕被橡皮擦擦掉的新八扶正眼鏡──話說回來他今天為什麼非得在這邊被這兩個人放閃光啊？小神樂呢？沖田桑呢！？大家都跑哪裡去了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AWYYJKKER
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「我說阿八，你來給我評評理。」爭吵到一半被新八打斷，銀時乾脆摟著自家小孩的肩膀，好聲好氣的問道：「銀桑我最強對不對？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lpHtDyu5Y
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「……就某些方面來說是沒錯。」例如邋遢和厚臉皮的程度。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe2FWOIqLr
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「看吧多串君！所以銀桑我果然是在上面的，快點承認我的攻君地位然後躺下來把腳張開！」坂田銀時伸出食指指著土方的鼻子得意的說著。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM6xYQjQQF
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「你這什麼鬼邏輯誰會承認啊！！！」土方直接把香菸戳在對方的食指上，把銀時燙得哇哇大叫，「以下克上聽過沒有？獄卒遊戲你也別說沒玩過，不想受苦的話就乖乖把屁股翹起來讓我上！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3iH3LY85G
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「閉嘴！詛咒你雞雞爛掉挺不起來唷！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBrA7T2Lxc
「很好阿那你就把嘴好好張開含著我爛掉的雞雞直到他站起來為止！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRkZjnVEUk
「可惡，是男人有種就跟我到賓館決勝負啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzIRyafqHm
「誰怕誰！比長比硬比持久我絕對都比你強！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXubUZ15unL
「好阿來比啊！就來比長比硬比持久，三戰兩勝，輸了不准哭！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AVbTLIU9U
「我絕對會讓你輸到連下面都哭出來！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUQOUqrXBV
「那是我這裡要說的話──」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNOfdb2dNz
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「……」望著互相扯著領子踏進賓館的兩人，新八將眼鏡拿下來，輕輕的用眼鏡布擦了擦。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD2NghmR75
「辭職好了……。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC0iOCEB29
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──這種傷眼的工作還是饒了我吧OTZ。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65kvGgSpXz
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END？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JfuAle9Sd
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好久沒寫總覺得寫文的節奏抓不太起來TWT43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2oSQm7DsT
寫了一堆嗶了又嗶的下流文字，如果傷到眼睛鴨人我在這裡給大家道歉(艸)43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bKqr42foo
但是能臉不紅氣不喘的說出這些話的土銀兩人果然是最萌的，腦子裡一堆骯髒下流的東西卻始終都像個遇到初戀情人的中二生一樣羞澀不敢實際行動，到底進去賓館以後能不能成功攻略對方呢……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvoTwWsbK3
嗯，這真是個好問題(摸下巴)。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP085Cauxfk
純情的中二生多串和觀念守舊派的阿銀啊……(遠目)43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjfsuWYcvk
如果還有序篇大概就是妖精在床上打架的故事了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Gi7aC4kQ
有機會再來寫吧www43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAHGFv9bcV
以上，感謝鍵閱！
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[銀魂土銀] 誰勝誰負？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDuIkTUUwb
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土方十四郎和坂田銀時，俗語說相似的兩人碰在一起總是會吵架，放在擁有一樣強的好勝心的他們身上，剛好能得到最完美的映證。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3mhUpUDlK
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對誰都好，就是不能輸給那個與自己旗鼓相當的男人，總是在嘴裡念著「怎麼可能輸給你」這樣的謊言然後大打出手……但說穿了也不過就是男人不值錢的自尊心罷了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbuwd9BlSO
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如今，在你知我知大家都知就是他們兩個不知道的情況下，實際已經交往六年的兩人(以原作年分計算)，正在爭吵著人生中很重要的、第一次的大事。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkVJiRsCUT
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「就、說、了──！！！阿銀我肯定是在上面的，主角最強定律你沒聽說過嗎啊！？」揪著土方的領巾，銀時幾乎用到全身的力道加上體重，整個人不斷往土方壓過去，顛著腳尖好像這樣就能比對方還要高挑強勢的樣子，「連這點都不知道你是哪來的鄉下人？快點滾回鄉下去吧城市是很危險的多串君！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZw69qwFZc
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「你才火星人吧！！主角最強定律早就過時了，現在流行的明明就是主角總受定律！！！」不甘示弱的壓著銀時的肩膀，土方的瞳孔放得比得青光眼還嚴重，「地球很危險你這捲毛外星人才給我快點回火星去！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmTpicmhME
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67eyjoQ8av
「什麼主角總受……那明明就只是作者的興趣而已吧，這種定律要是成立要叫那些支持主角總攻的人該怎麼活下去啊你這混帳！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3oqxPRD7k
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「誰管你啊這裡作者最大！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaITtPhtqS
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkEELOL5FY
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「──夠了唷不要在這裡一派正經的推廣作者的興趣啊你們！！！」受不了兩個人在大街小巷光明正大的放閃光，新八的眼鏡差點裂成兩片。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBIHuTuztB
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「不，我說眼鏡本來就是兩片，作者你到底要耍蠢到什麼時候？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoXxaG9js5
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狠狠的連作者都能吐槽不怕被橡皮擦擦掉的新八扶正眼鏡──話說回來他今天為什麼非得在這邊被這兩個人放閃光啊？小神樂呢？沖田桑呢！？大家都跑哪裡去了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AWYYJKKER
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「我說阿八，你來給我評評理。」爭吵到一半被新八打斷，銀時乾脆摟著自家小孩的肩膀，好聲好氣的問道：「銀桑我最強對不對？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lpHtDyu5Y
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVaEKn3bYf
「……就某些方面來說是沒錯。」例如邋遢和厚臉皮的程度。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe2FWOIqLr
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH2HUjOHeb
「看吧多串君！所以銀桑我果然是在上面的，快點承認我的攻君地位然後躺下來把腳張開！」坂田銀時伸出食指指著土方的鼻子得意的說著。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM6xYQjQQF
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGA6YqLSNq
「你這什麼鬼邏輯誰會承認啊！！！」土方直接把香菸戳在對方的食指上，把銀時燙得哇哇大叫，「以下克上聽過沒有？獄卒遊戲你也別說沒玩過，不想受苦的話就乖乖把屁股翹起來讓我上！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3iH3LY85G
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「閉嘴！詛咒你雞雞爛掉挺不起來唷！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBrA7T2Lxc
「很好阿那你就把嘴好好張開含著我爛掉的雞雞直到他站起來為止！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRkZjnVEUk
「可惡，是男人有種就跟我到賓館決勝負啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzIRyafqHm
「誰怕誰！比長比硬比持久我絕對都比你強！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXubUZ15unL
「好阿來比啊！就來比長比硬比持久，三戰兩勝，輸了不准哭！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AVbTLIU9U
「我絕對會讓你輸到連下面都哭出來！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUQOUqrXBV
「那是我這裡要說的話──」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNOfdb2dNz
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdCgw8jF6W
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「……」望著互相扯著領子踏進賓館的兩人，新八將眼鏡拿下來，輕輕的用眼鏡布擦了擦。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD2NghmR75
「辭職好了……。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC0iOCEB29
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzHQvFSGZw
──這種傷眼的工作還是饒了我吧OTZ。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65kvGgSpXz
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END？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JfuAle9Sd
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好久沒寫總覺得寫文的節奏抓不太起來TWT43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2oSQm7DsT
寫了一堆嗶了又嗶的下流文字，如果傷到眼睛鴨人我在這裡給大家道歉(艸)43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bKqr42foo
但是能臉不紅氣不喘的說出這些話的土銀兩人果然是最萌的，腦子裡一堆骯髒下流的東西卻始終都像個遇到初戀情人的中二生一樣羞澀不敢實際行動，到底進去賓館以後能不能成功攻略對方呢……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvoTwWsbK3
嗯，這真是個好問題(摸下巴)。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP085Cauxfk
純情的中二生多串和觀念守舊派的阿銀啊……(遠目)43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjfsuWYcvk
如果還有序篇大概就是妖精在床上打架的故事了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Gi7aC4kQ
有機會再來寫吧www43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAHGFv9bcV
以上，感謝鍵閱！
