在人山人海的百貨公司裡,一位女子突然高聲求救,說到那名搶匪,逃的還真是飛快異常,熟練的很,一定經常在搶別人皮包吧?35Please respect copyright.PENANAV4xwxauE3h
只一眨眼功夫,搶匪就不見人影,連百貨的保全聞聲追沒幾步馬上就失去方向,這可怎辦?再拖下去,歹徒就要跑到酒吧去逍遙啦!35Please respect copyright.PENANAtXqOKQljhb
嘿嘿!算你們走運,遇到本超能英雄剛好在這裡買糖果。35Please respect copyright.PENANA8fqpoxRlOH
搶匪的面貌跟去向已經被我看的一清二楚,唉呦~表情也不用太崇拜啦,畢竟,哥哥是有練過滴!35Please respect copyright.PENANAGbjuT99r5C
廢話少說,先趕快來啟動超能力……35Please respect copyright.PENANArm5WHvAbbE
「先生,方便跟我接吻嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAfHmNsZyy5L
啪──!!!35Please respect copyright.PENANAWUuvNTOFwT
「媽的臭變態!你找死嗎!?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAE0E5ONxbLz
你誤會我了先生……我絕對是個正常男人!35Please respect copyright.PENANALLYleSPg6o
可是我現在很急需口水進行超能變身呀!35Please respect copyright.PENANA2A9yHY4hRF
真是的,不能吻男人,就算在人潮洶湧的百貨公司裡,選擇也少了快一半……那要親女人嗎?就算我是超能英雄也是會害羞的啊……35Please respect copyright.PENANAKSrM6FXYh5
「不好意思小姐,方便跟妳接個吻嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAPg4P5vJPwP
「蛤?這…這……」35Please respect copyright.PENANAvOEGe0n8Vm
被問的小姐臉頰立馬飆的緋紅,表情是忸怩嬌羞卻又躍躍欲試,還下意識舔了舔嘴唇。看吧,就說英雄我長的頗帥頗可口,若不是我自己也算有點正人君子的矜持,否則發個超能力,哪有這麼難?35Please respect copyright.PENANAdnjVBkycqF
啪──!!!35Please respect copyright.PENANAQTzch9i3iR
「幹!光天化日的竟敢勾引我女朋友?不揍扁你恁北不是男人!」35Please respect copyright.PENANANsC4AHcBjX
……我說搶匪啊……為什麼你要挑百貨公司來打劫哩?35Please respect copyright.PENANAED2C3Niwyr
不知道女生來這都會攜帶男人當提款機和搬運工嗎?35Please respect copyright.PENANAhaxZcI7jay
不過就在這時,我看到一個最適合的對象了!嗯,多虧案發地點是百貨公司!35Please respect copyright.PENANAr9nS99tIOq
因為很多年輕夫妻會手牽手帶小嬰兒來買玩具。35Please respect copyright.PENANANUnE33RBWG
那個貝比吸著奶嘴,發出「喃~呣~」的不明語音,一行帶泡沫的唾液從嘴角沿著下巴往下流,圍巾上還有一大灘口水漬,真棒!看起來就是口水多多的好寶寶!我要馬上行動才行,否則可能會被別人搶走呢。35Please respect copyright.PENANARbUkhRE7hu
「抱歉,借我喝一下你們家寶寶的口水好不好?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAFwyKr753ck
「……」35Please respect copyright.PENANA0AOe16WcNn
「……」35Please respect copyright.PENANATZS1yQ79BO
不理會嬰兒父母的瞬間石化,我直截了當把小嬰兒從推車裡抱出來,捧在我開心大張的嘴巴前,救人要緊,逮人要快,當超人可遲疑不得。35Please respect copyright.PENANAWpara6Thoh
「嗚哇哇哇哇哇~~~」35Please respect copyright.PENANAQdddrF4YJx
「啊啊!好好好……寶寶不哭~寶寶不哭齁~」35Please respect copyright.PENANAbBkhCOQdVu
我嚇的趕緊把他放生,他好像眼淚比口水還多。35Please respect copyright.PENANAgsdUcwKzWB
真可惜,眼淚對我來說一點價值都沒有,就只是無用的眼睛排泄物而以。35Please respect copyright.PENANAXfevsyKaY7
慘了,再這樣搞下去,搶匪都要飄洋過海到度假小島的酒吧去逍遙啦!35Please respect copyright.PENANAu4QPNjKEqN
等等……前面那個在爬的是……好耶!救星降臨!這間是什麼百貨公司?竟然允許讓狗直接入場!35Please respect copyright.PENANAyYIIQzMOAJ
改天我要來辦它的會員卡。35Please respect copyright.PENANA2XhRCfZJoh
眼前那狗還是隻鬥牛犬呢,這種狗堪稱口水製造機,哇哈哈哈~我勝利了!35Please respect copyright.PENANAPLQXFvbEwh
「哈囉!能不能借你家狗狗的口水一喝?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAEvTe3kzntr
「……隨便你,這年頭什麼怪人都有……」35Please respect copyright.PENANAKf6Ev0MDva
狗主人一臉噁心地看著我與他的寵物蛇吻,不過,想成為稱職的超能英雄,就要學會習慣旁人的異樣眼光嘛!35Please respect copyright.PENANA4nzVJdip38
你們說對不對呀?35Please respect copyright.PENANAHXG1CrtOBr
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