在我所說的的穩聊對象中，最後那位被我稱之為風獅爺的，當然，他不可能姓風名獅爺，又或是姓迷名唇姊，那是他的綽號。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5umbeCCtG
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但在這則故事裡，我都會以風獅爺或迷唇姊稱之，因為這樣才最符合日常生活中的我們。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9EzScf55y
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迷唇姊，留著一頭過肩長髮，有著兩片的厚厚香腸嘴，身材大概是圓的那種，你要把前一句的大概去掉也不是不能。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgiG2QgmiJ
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最佳的形容詞就是，嗯，迷唇姊。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA5MOHGf4T
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至於綽號來源，尚請我娓娓道來。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISdDMSLPxt
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人到了一定年紀，就會開始懷念，而身為高中生的我們，真要說懷念的事情，那還真是不少，畢竟學習階段的我們，往往是長大的我們所羨慕的。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IGyyu86f4
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這外號還得拜我們班有個長的很像從窯坑出來，全身塗滿木炭叫杜宗達的人所賜。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseetOjdXqw
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杜宗達是個很妙的人，怎樣個妙法?97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8By2OTbmuE
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剛開學時，男生總愛湊在一起，討論著自己過去的事蹟，討論著誰國中的女朋友身材比較好，長的比較漂亮，而當我們問到他時，他總以一句我的女友在美國來結束對他的質問。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpbsDioV49
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母胎單的各位請學起來，以後別人問你有沒有男女朋友，一律回答在外國就對了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyWrlB5sI5
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高一上，他的志願是陽明醫學系，過了半學期，他的志願從醫學系變成了警大，再等到我下次聽到，他的志願又變成要考警專了，然後讀書不去圖書館，而是跟別人約在電影院的門口的座位。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aXEjxwzLp
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最妙的是，他還有種與生俱來的優越感，他總覺得自己的話是真理，他的笑話大多時候只有他捧場自己，就是這種無可救藥的笨蛋，我竟然跟他結交成好朋友，實在是感嘆。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1M1IQms78
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抱歉，我好像花太多篇幅在幹譙杜宗達了，請拉回正題。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK1ZSG77Tm
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在某天一個糟糕透頂的下午，不知道怎麼搞的，這天爛下午突然聊到了神奇寶貝，正當大家都很興高彩烈的說著自己以前自己有著什麼神奇寶貝卡、鬥片(我應該還沒有老到跟這社會脫節，大家應該知道鬥片是什麼吧......)時，杜宗達又在他的無限跳針日常。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpFb0HCts5
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「0，你跟催眠貘長的超像。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZMIrsdi7G
「0，你就是一隻呆呆獸，你永遠不會變成呆呆王。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTTjkG3im4
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0是他的口禪，而像這樣毫無營養的對話內容就是他的每天日常，偏偏他的嗓門極大，想不聽都難。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6m9CK41Rp
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也正因為他的嗓門極大，正當他還自得其樂替班上的人想所謂的神奇寶貝綽號，這時那位和我穩聊的迷唇姊，以超越光速的速度，手刀直奔前來。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gKxRE5JOk
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「哈哈哈哈哈，你是催眠貘。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIMikH2OF8
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，你是耿鬼。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq1Dvkda5z
「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，你是呆河馬。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDXhQ7fsxR
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迷唇姊是個很不會看臉色說話的人，我可以保證。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUwElXyTmF
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在大家莫名被杜宗達胡鬨一場後，本就有些無奈甚至是些憤慨，無奈在於他是我們的朋友，憤慨則是想反擊杜宗達又顧及朋友之情只好作罷，而迷唇姊就這麼撞在槍口上，於是阿哲率先發難。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq15tnqEWhb
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「你說，他是催眠貘，他是耿鬼，我是呆河馬，你有沒有想過你挺像迷唇姊。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotawQZYj0C
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老實說，我不記得當天迷唇姊的表情了，應該說我來不及看到，因為當阿哲講完他長得像迷唇姊時，剛剛的陰霾似乎被一掃而空，迎接而來的是大家爽朗的笑聲，大家都笑的像是條雞母蟲樣只能在地上按著肚子蠕動，至於迷唇姊則是臉上一陣青一陣白的，於是綽號就這麼傳開了。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qcebFIcPY
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雖然這個外號是阿哲取的，但這個爛下午，如果沒有杜宗達亂取綽號，就不會有迷唇姊的出現了，所以我認為這必須怪杜宗達。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dof7OOp1x
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至於風獅爺，這鍋可能就要阿哲自己扛了，在某堂地理課，老師在介紹金門的戰地風光，然後阿哲就爆出了一句，迷唇姊你綽號可以考慮新增一個風獅爺了，你的體積比風獅爺還要大，應該更能擋風。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMVX2590qd
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阿哲真的很北爛。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5YUT1cKF0
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這節地理課，又是一個大家像隻雞母蟲在地上捧著肚子蠕動的一天，又是一個迷唇姊臉上一陣青一陣白的一天。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZobHIuG13N
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但憑心而論，風獅爺真的對我挺好。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUAJzxPCrR
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他對我好的事蹟，就留到後面再出場吧。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6Sfwpplek
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待續，不知不覺這篇故事也已寫了八千餘字，在寫的同時，我腦海中的高中故事片段也不停的串聯起來，這種感覺好快樂。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4SomdciI1
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