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「我來收碗盤囉～」旅店的大叔老闆拉開房門，恰好看到蠍揪著迪達拉的前襟把他壓在牆上的畫面。後者衣服凌亂，而且一副快要哭出來的樣子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXlI4KcNJC
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「你們在玩摔角喔？我打擾到你們了嗎？」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebxI02homU
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「哪有人拿著剪刀玩摔角的啦？！老闆你要狀況外也不是這樣啊！嗯！」迪達拉掙扎著：「旦那放手啦――」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93aHCRnR5T
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蠍把剪刀往身後隨手一丟：「啊啊，我們是在玩摔角沒錯。」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd7EGt49mb
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「旦那你以為這樣會有人相信嗎――」迪達拉慘叫。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWlbD4Xdah
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「那你們慢慢玩，碗盤我就收走了，再見。」大叔老闆快手快腳的收拾完桌面就關上房門離開了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrhEuJb6s7
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「為什麼不救我？！嗯？！」迪達拉大驚。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA1acSiaoW
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「嗤。」蠍笑了起來，後退一步放開他的衣襟：「看你慌張失措的樣子真有趣啊，小鬼。」他本來就沒有真的要剪迪達拉頭髮的意思，只是嚇嚇他而已，沒想到他會驚嚇到這種地步。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnGmGvRZG6
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迪達拉的臉脹紅了：「太過分了，旦那欺負我……我下次要去跟首領告狀，嗯。」他試圖把衣服拉整齊些。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiqFOyRCrY
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「你根本不了解首領是個怎樣的人，」蠍陰沉的說：「他只會跟你講那很好啊打是情罵是愛，你們相處的不錯嘛……之類的。」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMydXk0OX8
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「騙人！」在迪達拉心目中，培因是個很酷的領導人。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8VFoWMt2E
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「你到現在還沒正式見過那個無良首領吧。」蠍說，「有大事的時候他很正經，平常他以整人為樂……你以後就知道了。」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdw0qBLT1RH
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「旦那你的表情好恐怖……嗯……」一定是有被整得很慘的經驗吧……迪達拉想。渾然不知自己就是那個培因用來整蠍的「慘痛經驗」。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jtggPeZen
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「我的人生從此變得完全不一樣了……」每天帶小孩、罵小孩……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLHb2sau8w
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「咦咦，有這麼嚴重喔？首領到底對你做了什麼……旦那你幹嘛一直盯著我看？我好像看到你背後有黑色的怨念耶？嗯……」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7sHlnhphH
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「算了。」蠍恢復平常的表情：「反正都已經這樣了……算了。」而且……也不是全無好處。蠍看著愣頭愣腦的小搭檔，不禁浮現這個想法。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhXGocZPTZ
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「你這個傻小子。」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXNgvs3nNY
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「啊，旦那又罵我！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo4yroZlcX
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「只是陳述事實。」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtAFKK2pNG
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「我很聰明的好不好！嗯！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ300kHN43rM
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「依我看你這叫自戀，自己稱讚自己也不怕別人笑？你的智商比起我還差遠了。」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxGl1dbh07
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「旦那你比我還自戀啊？！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZgZ4oU10j
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兩人又開始交換沒營養的對話，這儼然是每天的例行公事了，蠍照例用言語欺壓迪達拉，看起來很愉快的模樣。在遇到迪達拉之前，蠍一天講的話很少超過十句，他也幾乎不笑的……彷彿可以想像某不良首領拿著「改造蠍蠍計畫大成功！」的牌子在遠方笑得欠扁的樣子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLgqszVnEZ
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「啊，八點了。」迪達拉跑到窗邊去，從二樓往下看：「真的有夜市耶……旦那，我們出去逛吧？」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfZONJJdkC
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「我不喜歡人多的地方。」蠍露出厭惡的表情。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6RmU5L6sK
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迪達拉皺眉：「旦那你明明是陪我來玩的，現在卻又不出門！祭典本來就人多嘛，你應該趁這個機會學習如何與群眾相處！況且我替你挑了一件這麼棒的浴衣，當然要出去讓人看看才行！嗯！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oah4ho0t3
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「通緝犯學習與群眾相處幹嘛？而且最後一句才是你的目的吧！你不要再拉我！臭小子！」蠍試圖撥開迪達拉又伸過來的手。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDllT154lj
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「我也很困擾，要是旦那能自己走路我就不用拖著你走了，那樣也比較輕鬆啊，嗯。」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ15l5SqrK2
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「困擾的人是我吧！別說得我好像是行動不便的人一樣！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I4imY6yZv
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「旦那跟我出去嘛，跟我出去嘛，跟我出去嘛！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLm3OEV2fJ
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「你是壞掉的收音機嗎？吵死了……」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnTJLw1RtH
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「出去嘛出去嘛出去嘛出去出去出去出去出出出去去！嗯！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRYOEealiS
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蠍終於抓狂了：「好啦！你給我閉嘴！！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHig9mxS9g
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這就是為什麼現在蠍會一臉不爽走在迪達拉旁邊的原因。而別在左襟上的紅色徽章好像真的相當有效，一條五百公尺的街上不斷有熱情的攤販塞東西到蠍手上：「小帥哥別不開心啊！來來來這送你吃，希望貴客在塔之國玩得高興點唷！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DrxRndiDx
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「……這些東西你吃得完嗎？」蠍轉頭問也被塞了一堆食物的迪達拉（只不過他是開開心心收下的）。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm319Hb1kf
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「吃不完，嗯！」對方燦笑著回答他。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hE9gK0ejQ
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路上遊客很多，果真如客店老闆所說有許多年輕人，也不乏一些帶子女來玩的小家庭。覺得拿一堆東西很煩的蠍開始隨手把手上的東西分送給路人。生長在資源不豐的沙漠裡，蠍從小就被教育「絕對不能浪費食物！！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZ6cscXZ2o
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被媽媽牽著的小女孩拿到了棉花糖、路過的老婆婆分到了章魚燒、微胖的中年婦人拿到了一袋滷味……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2Uc68YgCK
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「這我不吃，妳們拿去。」蠍寒著臉把糖葫蘆、串燒、烤花枝、炒麵、椰子汁、烤香腸塞進一群結伴的年輕女孩手中，人人有獎。那些女孩看到一個俊秀的紅髮少年突然跑來送她們東西，個個羞紅了臉。在蠍轉身快閃後馬上熱烈討論：「他好帥喔！」「是不是對我們有意思？」「真害羞，馬上就走了！」「我喜歡他酷酷的樣子～！」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSu6HdY176
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迪達拉看蠍這麼做，心中非‧常‧不‧是‧滋‧味。他不悅地質問：「旦那，你為什麼都送給女的？嗯？」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoLN5FVOJJ
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「唔？我沒注意，巧合吧。我只是隨便拿給旁邊的人。」蠍道。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1A1e3K4Yd
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迪達拉對這個答案好像不太相信，他露出的一隻眼睛吊成三角形：「騙人……嗯……」50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzyaKzQoEz
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「我騙你幹嘛。是你說不吃我才分掉的，你在生什麼氣？裡面有你想吃的東西嗎？」蠍一臉認真地說，看得出來他的確不是在裝傻。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJzRdAILHy
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「旦那是豬頭！嗯！」迪達拉大喊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHfxA18hKH
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該怎麼說呢……蠍是木頭(這是雙關語)。被迪達拉罵了啊……想必大家都瞭解迪仔生氣的原因吧？對啦，就是這樣囉。ns216.73.216.93da2
