读者们好,我就是死神飘零。525Please respect copyright.PENANAVJdMbEpR6T
打从我出生的第一天起,我就开始执行我的工作了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAqAucG6xQCf
只要做满了100年,我就能升天了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAB3kOKq7NyK
平时有空的时候,我都在街上溜达。525Please respect copyright.PENANAlF792lwp0m
你别看我平时带走生命的时候都很邪恶,其实我是善良的。525Please respect copyright.PENANAzuvnv1mdWN
有一次我在街上溜达时,碰见了一位被几个身材高大魁梧的少年欺负时,525Please respect copyright.PENANAxI1IzOgixS
我让他们中风,全身瘫痪在床了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAAR3mA2WKp7
其实,你不要以为我每次都很空闲去伸张正义,其实死神这个职位是很忙的。525Please respect copyright.PENANALhjqz5uqal
我每天都要到世界各地去带走生命,带走成千上万的生命。525Please respect copyright.PENANAAd2oSGxwAm
出于文化与语言的影响,有时候还会不知要如何与那些亡灵们沟通 ,525Please respect copyright.PENANA4gqZqDfuVp
导致了我还要去进修各国的语言。525Please respect copyright.PENANAKASoQqplZx
有时候,当固执上帝不满人类时,硬是要发动了天灾人祸,525Please respect copyright.PENANAW1RSY6etW0
导致,了一堆生物死亡,525Please respect copyright.PENANAgXgzW4iA6A
还到我们死神根本没有休息的时间。(不要告诉祂哦)525Please respect copyright.PENANAHvlzZyU3PN
每当海啸发生时,我又要加班了;525Please respect copyright.PENANAOIJL07DlKQ
每当地震发生时,我又要加班了;525Please respect copyright.PENANAX5Sg2Ineey
每当瘟疫发生时,我又要加班了;525Please respect copyright.PENANA3GUlpn2YoH
每当人类发动战争时,我又要加班了;525Please respect copyright.PENANAcHpXhDFGnf
搞到我们一点休息时间都没有。叹啊~525Please respect copyright.PENANAZd0edrVvnj
每次,当我要把生命带往天堂或地狱时,525Please respect copyright.PENANA2hIkbel9Xv
只能带他们乘坐我那小小辆,破烂不堪,只能承载三人的小船,525Please respect copyright.PENANA0mNlmrXCHZ
害的我要不停地来回人间与天堂地狱。525Please respect copyright.PENANAYaP6f9W36y
要是上谁能烧一艘渡轮给我多么好啊!我一定会感激他的!525Please respect copyright.PENANAmQhFJDmAPK
有时候,为了增加收入,我不得不去人间打工。525Please respect copyright.PENANAcZdIqU0m0u
出于对种植的喜爱,我们死神都去稻田打工了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAxP9gS4mzFE
所以,你们看到的死神都带着一把镰刀是因为他们要到稻田去收割了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAuUvZhGa6rk
这就是我们死神的日常生活。525Please respect copyright.PENANAu4SEBmdDZq
真的很辛苦的。525Please respect copyright.PENANASMx0A4Q1AG
所以,你们不要再畏惧我们了,525Please respect copyright.PENANAmkdmlVzdFW
死亡只是生命的其中一个过程而已。
所以,
不要再去投诉,害我们失业,525Please respect copyright.PENANANop76ZWkWX
不要随便发动战争,525Please respect copyright.PENANArgRtfaQt2U
不要再玩火自焚了,525Please respect copyright.PENANAWIJ5ePZGbl
不要在自杀了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAra2ad7d4DY
求求你们,我们死神真的很忙的。525Please respect copyright.PENANAwnSpWYxKLM
我们的生命只有短短的一百五十年。525Please respect copyright.PENANAMKs1pHXnqk
当中的一百年都拿来服侍你们了。525Please respect copyright.PENANArSMX6jgQfi
就此。525Please respect copyright.PENANAz2o2tSVFca
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哦,还有哦,我现在可能就站在你旁边。