劉昱伶是個臉很白的女生，白到你分不出來那到底是化妝過的還是天然的。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LqfwiHLOQ
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說到化妝的問題，這讓我想起，我曾聽過一個有趣的故事。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4OH5JvvAO
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每個學校，總會有許多不同的社團，但以高中而言，較為知名的大概都是些可以很秀的社團，什麼社團會被定義在可以秀的社團?93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajfLo0yu31
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就我自己的定義來看，大概是吉他、熱音，大傳這些社團。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68Xf4DkqG2
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而這些社團也都會在某些日子，規劃出遊行程、玩團康。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5dE7u8EwN
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在玩團康的時候，為了激起大家的勝負欲，通常都會加上些懲罰。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm0LCqziH7
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忘了在哪個社團，曾經有個懲罰是輸的人要把臉塞進保鮮膜道具框裡，似乎這麼做可以留下一個很好笑的臉型在保鮮膜上。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen58ar2XzR
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該社團的某位女成員因為遊戲輸了，必須懲罰，她就這麼把頭伸進了保鮮膜道具框。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXfj1DWH57
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於是保鮮膜道具框上便留下了滿滿的白粉，然後從保鮮膜框出來後的她，完美的詮釋了何謂判若兩人。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcHfdxXk3j
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想到這則故事，自行腦補了一下場景，害我又噗哧的笑了出來。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFBvdA21Rs
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至於劉昱伶是不是也能在保鮮膜上留下一大層白粉，由於沒有嘗試過，所以無從得知。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO65mNtN1nc
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我只知道，在高一游泳課的時候，劉昱伶是否會下水，成了男生們津津樂道的話題。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZQJv79AGa
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「欸幹，你們覺得劉昱伶會不會下水啊。」阿哲說。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn1wXOFBuo
「0，她一下水，整個游泳池要變粉水了。」杜宗達一樣用著他的口頭禪，很北爛的回答著。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnak930PTgC
「我猜他一定不會下水，你們看她學生證照片，妝掉了後是真滴醜。」我說。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUUMG1UiZk
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男生就是這麼的幼稚。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJh6PHNkyz
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最後的結論是，劉昱伶仍然有下水，但游泳池沒有變粉水，理由是妝沒有掉，我猜她應該有事前準備好防水的妝吧。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YJiNJiWr2
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劉昱伶還有著很嚴重的潔癖，她對班上的垃圾桶，保持著敬而遠之的態度，能繞道就繞道。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlipHB83ZfO
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但令人費解的是，她的好閨密卻是個桌上糖果零食空盒一堆且在流鼻血後，會把擦鼻血的紙，放在窗戶旁邊養螞蟻的人。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMHECuhSsn
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我都懷疑她的好閨密是不是在培養什麼台灣特有種螞蟻，說不定下次在新聞上，昆蟲學家所發現的新品種螞蟻，正是由本班以鼻血滋潤而成的。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoasqnfwmvO
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坦白說，對於剛成為高中生未滿一年的我，我很渴望愛情，以至於我都覺得自己像是在廣撒魚餌。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgATJA2Zdhr
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儘管我曾在開學的第一天，在我的心裡把我們班女生的長相都罵得狗血淋頭，口嫌體正直的我，仍是不斷的在跟班上的女生聊天。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4XftHnCi6
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比起說是我跟女生聊天，我更喜歡把自己塑造成是種夯哥的感覺。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTwt1Mo5bu
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「靠北，好煩ㄛ，劉昱伶一直密我，我不知道該怎麼回她。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyBDgwS1l7
「你們覺得我該怎麼辦，劉昱伶昨天打電話給我，她是不是喜歡我啊......」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKJP0qdhRh
「我每天訊息都回不完，好想已讀劉昱玲......」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIQ19YNVU0
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在我問著上述那些很不成熟的話語時，阿哲曾經給過我一個答覆。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W7rtfweW5
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「你一碰到愛情，就像個小朋友一樣。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEdy51ltnF
「幼稚。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiukbBkczY
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跟劉昱伶聊天的進展，可說是一日千里，我們幾乎什麼都聊。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIDte3i6W1
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甚至她也會問我，你覺得班上哪些女生很醜。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWD5oTkXOw
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還保有些求生欲的我，在回答這個問題上還算理智。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rYW938mJ0
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我把這個問題丟到了杜宗達身上。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk3pJT7Ori
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「我覺得我們班女生還行，但杜宗達好像對此挺有想法，他在我們群組裡好像說過如果班上有開關於最醜的女生投票，他一定去投票。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmEQq7a9Fl
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我的回答就是典型的，兄弟如手足，女友如衣服，我自斷一足，只求我幸福。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflkk9WtPgC
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抱歉了宗達。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtURqZQIyTG
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在犧牲掉朋友後，我還很狗腿的補上一句。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGHzyTm69N
「我覺得妳長的還不錯。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzo50qC6AL
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長久以來，我可是堅信著說話要投其所好，身為男生要懂得適時諂媚。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOupQI1QDgp
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我就這麼一直一直跟劉昱伶聊天，甚至到我有了昕澄之後都是如此，因為在我內心還有一條更堅信不移的法則。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8fzJAnSOY
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「雞蛋不要放在同一個籃子，我總得需要替自己留個退路。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrpJkhRteo
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竟然會把這種渣男語錄奉為圭臬，『幼稚。』93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VCNUaVlHj
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在愛情面前，我似乎沒有成熟過。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf7jZAy0OL
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