劉昱伶是個臉很白的女生,白到你分不出來那到底是化妝過的還是天然的。94Please respect copyright.PENANA59ihbE6P4B
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說到化妝的問題,這讓我想起,我曾聽過一個有趣的故事。94Please respect copyright.PENANA4eufVl46dk
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每個學校,總會有許多不同的社團,但以高中而言,較為知名的大概都是些可以很秀的社團,什麼社團會被定義在可以秀的社團?94Please respect copyright.PENANACm9M4j9btA
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就我自己的定義來看,大概是吉他、熱音,大傳這些社團。94Please respect copyright.PENANAOK0Bw4CdOf
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而這些社團也都會在某些日子,規劃出遊行程、玩團康。94Please respect copyright.PENANA71D4Hm05CV
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在玩團康的時候,為了激起大家的勝負欲,通常都會加上些懲罰。94Please respect copyright.PENANAwHS44tYCS9
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忘了在哪個社團,曾經有個懲罰是輸的人要把臉塞進保鮮膜道具框裡,似乎這麼做可以留下一個很好笑的臉型在保鮮膜上。94Please respect copyright.PENANAAM1EgAaBWH
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該社團的某位女成員因為遊戲輸了,必須懲罰,她就這麼把頭伸進了保鮮膜道具框。94Please respect copyright.PENANAjwcwLn6PJr
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於是保鮮膜道具框上便留下了滿滿的白粉,然後從保鮮膜框出來後的她,完美的詮釋了何謂判若兩人。94Please respect copyright.PENANA33n5jZuQS4
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想到這則故事,自行腦補了一下場景,害我又噗哧的笑了出來。94Please respect copyright.PENANAVINH2I1UAy
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至於劉昱伶是不是也能在保鮮膜上留下一大層白粉,由於沒有嘗試過,所以無從得知。94Please respect copyright.PENANAIiedQGZ7Qo
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我只知道,在高一游泳課的時候,劉昱伶是否會下水,成了男生們津津樂道的話題。94Please respect copyright.PENANAXY0uAtxfag
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「欸幹,你們覺得劉昱伶會不會下水啊。」阿哲說。94Please respect copyright.PENANAvyCtYsgy7z
「0,她一下水,整個游泳池要變粉水了。」杜宗達一樣用著他的口頭禪,很北爛的回答著。94Please respect copyright.PENANAZjoanLh0VA
「我猜他一定不會下水,你們看她學生證照片,妝掉了後是真滴醜。」我說。94Please respect copyright.PENANAeeyY77UGXC
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男生就是這麼的幼稚。94Please respect copyright.PENANAuUPVkwzkeT
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最後的結論是,劉昱伶仍然有下水,但游泳池沒有變粉水,理由是妝沒有掉,我猜她應該有事前準備好防水的妝吧。94Please respect copyright.PENANAz0eEZ7XLaR
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劉昱伶還有著很嚴重的潔癖,她對班上的垃圾桶,保持著敬而遠之的態度,能繞道就繞道。94Please respect copyright.PENANAbQj50ZP3zI
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但令人費解的是,她的好閨密卻是個桌上糖果零食空盒一堆且在流鼻血後,會把擦鼻血的紙,放在窗戶旁邊養螞蟻的人。94Please respect copyright.PENANAC13AiwRK9F
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我都懷疑她的好閨密是不是在培養什麼台灣特有種螞蟻,說不定下次在新聞上,昆蟲學家所發現的新品種螞蟻,正是由本班以鼻血滋潤而成的。94Please respect copyright.PENANArPMYfc9NSB
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坦白說,對於剛成為高中生未滿一年的我,我很渴望愛情,以至於我都覺得自己像是在廣撒魚餌。94Please respect copyright.PENANANnqM3jUiWc
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儘管我曾在開學的第一天,在我的心裡把我們班女生的長相都罵得狗血淋頭,口嫌體正直的我,仍是不斷的在跟班上的女生聊天。94Please respect copyright.PENANAQtwVHODk7p
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比起說是我跟女生聊天,我更喜歡把自己塑造成是種夯哥的感覺。94Please respect copyright.PENANAZQDo8YsFly
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「靠北,好煩ㄛ,劉昱伶一直密我,我不知道該怎麼回她。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAQVHKHL4UdW
「你們覺得我該怎麼辦,劉昱伶昨天打電話給我,她是不是喜歡我啊......」94Please respect copyright.PENANA2cNIpqL1dZ
「我每天訊息都回不完,好想已讀劉昱玲......」94Please respect copyright.PENANApAYgOJWI9X
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在我問著上述那些很不成熟的話語時,阿哲曾經給過我一個答覆。94Please respect copyright.PENANA1Qhhit2Ziz
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「你一碰到愛情,就像個小朋友一樣。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA9M8yftFxMh
「幼稚。」94Please respect copyright.PENANASOYEqxRq58
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跟劉昱伶聊天的進展,可說是一日千里,我們幾乎什麼都聊。94Please respect copyright.PENANA6RNet9Xs6R
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甚至她也會問我,你覺得班上哪些女生很醜。94Please respect copyright.PENANAPnwNZYh5GO
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還保有些求生欲的我,在回答這個問題上還算理智。94Please respect copyright.PENANApaw4eUADqU
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我把這個問題丟到了杜宗達身上。94Please respect copyright.PENANAY3gILpxWnX
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「我覺得我們班女生還行,但杜宗達好像對此挺有想法,他在我們群組裡好像說過如果班上有開關於最醜的女生投票,他一定去投票。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAWfzNF0pcLi
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我的回答就是典型的,兄弟如手足,女友如衣服,我自斷一足,只求我幸福。94Please respect copyright.PENANAlxs9QV36wH
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抱歉了宗達。94Please respect copyright.PENANA67komImJis
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在犧牲掉朋友後,我還很狗腿的補上一句。94Please respect copyright.PENANAC67l1GzBQm
「我覺得妳長的還不錯。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAL6Qfntiuyi
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長久以來,我可是堅信著說話要投其所好,身為男生要懂得適時諂媚。94Please respect copyright.PENANAnbH9a88MhA
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我就這麼一直一直跟劉昱伶聊天,甚至到我有了昕澄之後都是如此,因為在我內心還有一條更堅信不移的法則。94Please respect copyright.PENANAtQp4cOI7Mi
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「雞蛋不要放在同一個籃子,我總得需要替自己留個退路。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA3G1W9pZzg5
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竟然會把這種渣男語錄奉為圭臬,『幼稚。』94Please respect copyright.PENANAerT34RNOAh
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在愛情面前,我似乎沒有成熟過。94Please respect copyright.PENANAvwRggLNhif
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待續。94Please respect copyright.PENANATmaxhMwjMi