劉昱伶是個臉很白的女生，白到你分不出來那到底是化妝過的還是天然的。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwwq3281lK
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說到化妝的問題，這讓我想起，我曾聽過一個有趣的故事。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv8vtD6LN3
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每個學校，總會有許多不同的社團，但以高中而言，較為知名的大概都是些可以很秀的社團，什麼社團會被定義在可以秀的社團?85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiGedkd0nv
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就我自己的定義來看，大概是吉他、熱音，大傳這些社團。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKP0SeoNHW
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而這些社團也都會在某些日子，規劃出遊行程、玩團康。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOajjHyWlM
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在玩團康的時候，為了激起大家的勝負欲，通常都會加上些懲罰。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK21ieiBbF
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忘了在哪個社團，曾經有個懲罰是輸的人要把臉塞進保鮮膜道具框裡，似乎這麼做可以留下一個很好笑的臉型在保鮮膜上。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKnJ3vo6ex
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該社團的某位女成員因為遊戲輸了，必須懲罰，她就這麼把頭伸進了保鮮膜道具框。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavDFTYM61e
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於是保鮮膜道具框上便留下了滿滿的白粉，然後從保鮮膜框出來後的她，完美的詮釋了何謂判若兩人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBAOKxDWgL
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想到這則故事，自行腦補了一下場景，害我又噗哧的笑了出來。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrQO5HYvGA
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至於劉昱伶是不是也能在保鮮膜上留下一大層白粉，由於沒有嘗試過，所以無從得知。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv30aa1SARG
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我只知道，在高一游泳課的時候，劉昱伶是否會下水，成了男生們津津樂道的話題。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BzpDlcaiz
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「欸幹，你們覺得劉昱伶會不會下水啊。」阿哲說。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSBhUrbCeD
「0，她一下水，整個游泳池要變粉水了。」杜宗達一樣用著他的口頭禪，很北爛的回答著。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkIS1Ma2Xb
「我猜他一定不會下水，你們看她學生證照片，妝掉了後是真滴醜。」我說。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJWJuPprvZ
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男生就是這麼的幼稚。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4EKRFf0tE
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最後的結論是，劉昱伶仍然有下水，但游泳池沒有變粉水，理由是妝沒有掉，我猜她應該有事前準備好防水的妝吧。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpaeo9sXH0
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劉昱伶還有著很嚴重的潔癖，她對班上的垃圾桶，保持著敬而遠之的態度，能繞道就繞道。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81pLX3RMT3
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但令人費解的是，她的好閨密卻是個桌上糖果零食空盒一堆且在流鼻血後，會把擦鼻血的紙，放在窗戶旁邊養螞蟻的人。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlttsREDepJ
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我都懷疑她的好閨密是不是在培養什麼台灣特有種螞蟻，說不定下次在新聞上，昆蟲學家所發現的新品種螞蟻，正是由本班以鼻血滋潤而成的。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFflUazXME
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坦白說，對於剛成為高中生未滿一年的我，我很渴望愛情，以至於我都覺得自己像是在廣撒魚餌。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVLgsb8ORX
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儘管我曾在開學的第一天，在我的心裡把我們班女生的長相都罵得狗血淋頭，口嫌體正直的我，仍是不斷的在跟班上的女生聊天。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqCo3DuKSr
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比起說是我跟女生聊天，我更喜歡把自己塑造成是種夯哥的感覺。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvdTaWn4wi
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「靠北，好煩ㄛ，劉昱伶一直密我，我不知道該怎麼回她。」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmGDEwEbx0
「你們覺得我該怎麼辦，劉昱伶昨天打電話給我，她是不是喜歡我啊......」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf6M64BWdT
「我每天訊息都回不完，好想已讀劉昱玲......」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMkakQk0kj
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在我問著上述那些很不成熟的話語時，阿哲曾經給過我一個答覆。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCPBTxZ6rG
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「你一碰到愛情，就像個小朋友一樣。」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESuMTNoQyI
「幼稚。」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60MWmVI7nT
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跟劉昱伶聊天的進展，可說是一日千里，我們幾乎什麼都聊。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup8BqJXmdJ
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甚至她也會問我，你覺得班上哪些女生很醜。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9ruVwSrcI
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還保有些求生欲的我，在回答這個問題上還算理智。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XAfNjGwaH
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我把這個問題丟到了杜宗達身上。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8TZ79752q
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「我覺得我們班女生還行，但杜宗達好像對此挺有想法，他在我們群組裡好像說過如果班上有開關於最醜的女生投票，他一定去投票。」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFNCM33UM8
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我的回答就是典型的，兄弟如手足，女友如衣服，我自斷一足，只求我幸福。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW2i36BQoS
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抱歉了宗達。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgucXkLtho0
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在犧牲掉朋友後，我還很狗腿的補上一句。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdyGuNvOJD
「我覺得妳長的還不錯。」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHukZnnn4q
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長久以來，我可是堅信著說話要投其所好，身為男生要懂得適時諂媚。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlcwUsuWju
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我就這麼一直一直跟劉昱伶聊天，甚至到我有了昕澄之後都是如此，因為在我內心還有一條更堅信不移的法則。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvKWl8XGqO
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「雞蛋不要放在同一個籃子，我總得需要替自己留個退路。」85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG6OwFLH0R
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竟然會把這種渣男語錄奉為圭臬，『幼稚。』85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYwTg7w2LC
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在愛情面前，我似乎沒有成熟過。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKzvrgPq9S
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待續。85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c5kb3hOvV
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