”鑑於上次的手誤害家裡蹲變成小孩,為了鄭重的做事後補償,不僅會讓家裡蹲變回來,還會讓你們來一趟青空之旅,2人同行道具免費,會在正月初1派人接送 。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkovnUeuBVg
紫紅 筆”60Please respect copyright.PENANAbl0jbdetOX
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「老弟,家裡蹲?」凌不亂3歲的樣子童音重地不爽地問那三個字怎麼又出現了60Please respect copyright.PENANADfqEjvwfSN
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「是易葉紓在你昏迷時跟那紫紅誤說名子的。」60Please respect copyright.PENANA4iMNl3v1qQ
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不甘我的事,有種你去找易葉紓討公道60Please respect copyright.PENANAFfy23gWrHY
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在還未過年地這段時間,凌不亂因為縮小的緣故,過著種種不方便的生活,上課無法上,只能讓藍皓賢抄上課進度的筆記。60Please respect copyright.PENANABY7W5skBfQ
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畢竟,我也快畢業了,大學統測還是要難得準備一下,不然,老弟說他可以在讓他好不容易才存買地電腦再見上帝。60Please respect copyright.PENANAz6QvWaa41R
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話雖如此,就是有些吃飽沒事幹的傢伙愛來他家串門子。60Please respect copyright.PENANA72EV6WggTg
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最近迷上『那些年,我們追的妹妹~』的兩名外國人,貞德和琉璃院晴生不停地在客廳撥放那部電影,一直猛學兩名高中生地純情對白,很肉麻地幼稚來幼稚去,是不會學點正常的中文嗎?60Please respect copyright.PENANA2sng0l1W0n
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就算再怎麼練習情話不都沒女朋友,真想建議他們不如先加入去掰去掰團...
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藍皓賢除了送筆記本外,還因為他駭他老爸電腦駭的太兇,電腦被沒收。
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也沒再給他客氣地趁我人小搆不到電腦地時候,正大光明地用我的電腦繼續執行他的駭客任務。
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易葉紓混水摸魚地來他家混時間,還玩混他著個縮小的我,把我當芭比娃娃地帶一堆童裝要我穿,讓我又跑又躲,跑到駭別人家電腦駭了好久駭到快成功時,被我不小心跑到把電腦現給踢到電腦線,讓驚聲慘叫的藍皓賢悲鳴聲從我房間內傳出。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdUJMRe0SXl
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奔逃到客廳時,那兩個外國人在客廳學習電影對白地非常靠近地對話,讓他逃跑到一時不小心撞到琉璃院晴生壓倒貞德給他kiss下去,兩人馬上推開對方臉色發興地乾嘔到不行。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAKYrYS1sPc
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現在則是,1人追趕,必有3仇焉,除了暴力女外加3名被害者都在追著他滿屋子跑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdMsTerwcPc
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「藍皓賢,當駭客是違法的行為,我是為你著想不讓你走火入魔到讓你老爸通緝的。」凌不亂為阻止藍兄一臉要解決他地勸60Please respect copyright.PENANAG0Hst7hg4B
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「你當我駭好玩的嗎?我老爸快查出上次你用我機車飆車的事情,要非常良心的洗刷我的清白,還要把老爸為我洗刷清白的證據竄改,不然你就等著關進少年看守所過年去!!」60Please respect copyright.PENANApvajveJUTv
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死損友,看在多年你如此混帳又勞累你老弟的份上,我才勉強做著個人情,害我從駭一次!
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先抓你消氣再說!60Please respect copyright.PENANAI7NSft02AQ
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凌不亂看說一個說不動,繼續忙碌地東躲西跑地勸說那兩名外國人:「kiss也是國際禮儀,增加國際交流,有助於中文學習。」60Please respect copyright.PENANADp6HVGmECH
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「那我們也來給你國際禮儀,增進交流。」琉璃院晴生和貞德兩人學中文學的非常有共識地也要讓他kiss看看地臉色不太好看地同道60Please respect copyright.PENANAnLh8k7M5y2
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凌不亂被追到凌恆亂不想下面地住戶跑來抗議他們家太吵,制止他們的抓小孩活動,轉移他們的注意力做點別的事忙寫春聯。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlwdyxGC6VS
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冥清非常擅用毛筆地揮毫出吉祥地字句。60Please respect copyright.PENANASdx0d855VO
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『梅迎春意添新色, 鳥代風光報好音』60Please respect copyright.PENANAHyLTm8iuHf
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琉璃院晴生和貞德不太會用毛筆地了個歪七扭八的毛筆字,實在慘不忍睹,便請冥清照們說的幫忙寫:
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『對啦,我就是阿呆,才會喜歡妳,我就是阿呆才會追妳這麼久!』60Please respect copyright.PENANAcOHGDUMQhq
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『別追啊!!』60Please respect copyright.PENANAm2xmclIhuU
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『討厭!』60Please respect copyright.PENANAAAERrXNfcr
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『對啦!我就是惹人喜愛!』60Please respect copyright.PENANAfhujp1tDQr
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『討厭!』60Please respect copyright.PENANACeolk9QDef
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『不給你討厭,你哪知道我喜歡你!』.60Please respect copyright.PENANAaojdDkoqX3
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這兩個人真的知道什麼是春聯嗎?60Please respect copyright.PENANA1922R9k4I5
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根本是一股腦的”那些年~”中毒,誰會把這種對白貼在門前,除此之外,冥清聽了還能面不改色地照寫下去,真厲害...60Please respect copyright.PENANAhlW8cHsdPJ
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易葉紓倒是不用人幫忙代寫,他八成是畫符畫到手順,在紅色春聯畫了張妖魔退撤的符圖,我想他畫的應該有除魔功效,這張就叫老弟貼上去,而烏溜溜還很有藝術天分地用蛇身畫了自己。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXfpd80FmUh
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不過,今年是龍年,不是蛇年,他畫的明年再貼。60Please respect copyright.PENANA9XAt9QBuPk
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藍皓賢寫了張春聯送他,一看氣得摔地踩。60Please respect copyright.PENANAruOMXpOSw2
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『家裡蹲,蹲家裡,長不大!』60Please respect copyright.PENANAuS6r3ZKbVT
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老弟還覺得他寫得還不錯,要貼到我的房門上,誰要這種”損聯”!60Please respect copyright.PENANAvdLBOWtutT
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在過年的前幾天,他們終於一個個回自己的家鄉去團圓,而我和老弟在壓根忘了紫紅說的青空之旅,窩在家裡看日本紅白時,看得盡興時,被一隻龐然大獸穿牆地大嘴一叼飛青天,完全沒再顧他們兄弟倆的意願,疑似把他們當點心給叼走....
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雖然我們還不知情地以為要被帶到怪獸他的老巢給吃掉,老弟尖叫到不行,因為太吵了,我拿出MP4聽音樂開大隔音,老弟都忘了他有放火的地必殺技嗎?
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真是大驚小怪。60Please respect copyright.PENANAnI0siONHXJ
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在萬里蔚藍蒼芎白雲飄飄下,怪獸叼著我們往上跑的風速之快地到了蔚為高大地白石上寫著”居憩都”地大片白雲上,這怪獸似乎沒長眼地要往這寫字的大白石上自殺似地直直撞石,老弟尖叫到蓋過我MP4地音樂,怪獸還沒停地...跳入了大白石中。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaoSfGS0zCH
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原來是石內桃源鄉,我們到了花香四溢,彩色花瓣飄零紛飛的粉梅林,怪獸放下了我們,老弟腿軟到站不直,怪獸跑到了沒穿盔甲反而穿上飄飄仙衣地紫紅身邊。60Please respect copyright.PENANApyMpdNoV2Q
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「年年,辛苦你了。」紫紅輕柔地摸了摸請託熟識年獸的頭60Please respect copyright.PENANA8lzQYtgMC7
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紫紅帶著我們從出了梅林,到了有連綿不絕地青雲山,為了在凡間工作又不方便上下跑的暫時別墅,還可以看個人喜好建房子,有西式.中式.洋式.日式......連仙人都很國際化嘛!60Please respect copyright.PENANABqMR5Xa2Tg
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紫紅的居所是武將路線,門前放著一把大戰刀當裝飾,中國風濃厚地園子中片草不生地插滿各兵刀戰槍,紫紅忘了我們是凡人地腳尖跳躍在鋒利無比地刀尖上,還叫我們要去送死地也跳過去...60Please respect copyright.PENANAXN1ZRUCiDU
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冥清不如自己從老弟地乾坤套跑出來,一抱一扛地跳刀路,帶我們去走進屋內。
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不知為啥,冥清老愛給凌恆亂公主抱得,老弟被抱得一臉有想給冥清巴下去的表情
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我就真的是差別大待遇,不知是在扛沙袋還是在扛垃圾的給扛跳過去,由於臉是朝下,有幾度差點給那刀鋒利利的刀尖劃到,真懷疑冥清是不是故意的?
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我不記得自己有惹到他啊?
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頂多偶爾在他變成黑豹時,不小心踩到他的尾巴,從冰箱拿牛奶開牛奶盒開得太用力還手滑灑了他一身牛奶變白豹而已。
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屋內的家具異常現代化地跟中國風建築物顯得不搭嘎,老弟和冥清先被屋外由武器化成地兵器姚請入客房,而我被紫紅要帶去恢復原身的途中,看到不少被堆放在花園角落地家具殘骸,分明有被當柴劈殺地跡象,難怪都是現代的家具,古代家具是沒貨了嗎?60Please respect copyright.PENANAgYbBYQQCuH
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現代家具不是最意外,一台深紅色地重機才叫人意外,要是我有閒錢也買一台飆飆看,紫紅帶他騎上去前還嘆了嘆:「要不是仙幣都拿去買武器,我會窮到匹戰馬都買不了的買便宜貨嗎....60Please respect copyright.PENANA4RIijJlCyA
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看來對紫紅來說,人間的超帥重機不如一批馬的樣子,偏偏他口中的便宜貨是不少愛車一族的夢想之一。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAt3Y8gQZs3
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急速地承載重機上,通行無阻也沒警察攔下,大概在眨眼地一分鐘內,紫紅先撞破別人家門上寫著:『紫紅和仙獸不得入內』的古式白磚牆門,再撞上正指揮著他家藥徒們倒藥攪拌地灰髮灰鬍的藥仙曲瀾入藥爐洗澡。
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紫紅馬上跳下車變出戰槍匆忙地要救被撞下去的曲仙,戰槍是左救右救也救不了人上來,一旁地藥童知道紫紅迷糊到拿著戰槍用槍尖N度差點刺死他們藥師,每次都被撞到藥爐泡澡,又老是只拿兵器要救根本是要捅死他的糊塗女仙君自立自強地地飛出藥爐,踢掉要再捅死他地戰槍,罵道:「老身不是在門外寫了要你不准進來嗎?還敢進來!下次抓你下藥爐煉藥!」60Please respect copyright.PENANA6sl3TbaDnb
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「對不起!請您借過,我還要快救曲瀾藥師。」紫紅對這名年輕男子喊了聲借過又要用戰槍救人60Please respect copyright.PENANARX76YAitRm
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曲瀾因為藥爐煉得是反老還輕藥,反而變得年輕,讓紫紅認不出地不停用兵器好像是要打撈屍體的樣子,曲瀾就氣得把這個迷糊地女仙君踢下去煉藥了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXNcksLgjLk
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變成女童地紫紅先被曲瀾訓地半死才問他為何今日又是來找他什麼麻煩?60Please respect copyright.PENANAkPVjoyArT6
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紫紅娓娓道出他讓一個凡人變成小孩地原由。60Please respect copyright.PENANAue8rumFPad
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「這小子泡老身地排毒爐就好了。」曲瀾雖然沒鬍子可還是係慣性地好似還留有鬍鬚的摸摸下巴道60Please respect copyright.PENANAIXgC7rEl9q
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什麼叫泡排毒爐,根本是被丟到藥爐中打火快煮被熬地哭爹喊娘地慘。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1pnj4AXDh
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「救命啊!!好燙啊!!讓我出去!!」凌不亂小手好不容易游道藥鍋邊藥逃生,不停地再度被藥童拿棒子戳下去再熬60Please respect copyright.PENANAkZI75OgZ22
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這是虐待兒童,違反兒福法啊!
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『燙死我了!!我不要跟家裡蹲同燙於盡!我上次才被煮過一次的!!ㄚㄚㄚ!』イタイ(痛)因主人切身之痛地哀嚎60Please respect copyright.PENANAz2pn3O8gCa
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「我馬上來救你們!!」紫紅以為曲瀾要煮死他們報復他撞他地拿戰槍刀尖指爐內地要救人60Please respect copyright.PENANAV29t5w1vJC
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「不要拿刀救人!快把他帶走!」凌不亂邊躲邊閃叫道60Please respect copyright.PENANAFDB4GTwcxh
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還沒被燒燙死,就先給你桶死!
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紫紅沒被帶走,反而又被曲瀾踹下去跟著煮煮看看這娃下次能不能長進點別老有事沒事常來光顧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqTxbGcIKER
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在藥爐中傳出聲聲不絕與耳地哀嚎......
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