Customer: I want wine!
Me: I'm gonna have to see your ID for that
Customer: *Shoves ID right in my face* I just turned twenty one so I want some wine.
Me: I would suggest the white wine for first time drinkers, since it is much lighter and has a lesser chance of getting you drunk.
Customer: Pfft! You think you know something when your like, 18 or something.
Me: Well, my mom is 100% Italian and in Italy-
Customer: I don't care about your life story. I'll take red.
Me: *smiles even though I want to bash his face in* I'll be right out with your order sir.
Customer: this is only half glass! That's not normal!
Me: Actually it is. Red wine has the highest alcohol content and that should be about the same as a bottle of beer.
Customer: Can I get a discount, because it's my birthday?
Customer: You're doing a terrible job as a waitress.
Me: I see, I see *monotone*
Customer: I want another waiter.
Me: *glances hopefully at my co worker/ friend*
Ray: Take the table of demon child, I'll take care of this kiddo.
-does well with children while Ray had to put up with that one dude-ns22.214.171.124da2