WARNINGS - Blood, death, killing, murder(sort of??), mild cursing
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4RunPjzMI
“Alexandria Mitochondria Hale, would you do me the utmost, destructible honor of marrying me?” whispered Judy.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1myfpkaDM
The bed ruffled and Alexandria mumbled, “Ye, Judy June July Greenwood, let’s marry.”
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0ZbOoLrYk
Judy silently slipped a finger on Alex’s ring finger.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QNHYeLjcX
“Good night,” Judy whispered and then took out a knife from the drawer. She pulled Alexandria closer and drove the blade into the woman's heart.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE6Tnf1nrE
Alexandria’s eyes snapped open, blood trickling down her jaw.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj4mMJLr4w
“What?” Alexandria murmured, her eyes wide.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCVLBKcPM8
“I thought we should have our wedding in hell,” she said, smiling softly at her precious love.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGUdiJrJTt
“Alright, see you there.” Alexandria pressed a bloody kiss on her lips, taking out a gun and placing it on Judy’s head.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7odtwp9nvT
Bang!
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucG9x1AYUP
Crimson soaked the soft silk of the bed as the life faded out of the two lovers.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH1I1vo7ZA
* * *
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCnZlpuzFH
In hell. . . .
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR5h62DR9T
Satan cleared his throat, staring down at the two women on the altar.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnVrkGp61U
“Do you, Alexandria Mitochondria Hale, take Judy June July Greenwood as your wife?” his gruff voice echoed through the depths of hell.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSshjCpQgCr
“Yes, I do,” Alexandria replied.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV81YRD6R0
“And do you, Judy June July Greenwood, take Alexandria Mitochon—”
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w9RAMwNGx
“Yes,” Judy gritted out, clearly impatient.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvLjExTxBR
Satan scoffed. Rude. “I now pronounce thee, dead and dead.”
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iJJeiTktR
Alexandria raised an eyebrow.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRnlsh5A7V
“I now pronounce thee, wife and wife,” Satan went again.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRXK2i2dIY
Just as the two women were about to kiss, a demon burst through the door of hell.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MBYmrYjW2
“WAIT! STOP THE WEDDING!” it screeched. “I’M IN LOVE WITH SATAN!”
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBrMgruoSF
Silence filled the burning air for a moment.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IwtzVIiTH
“. . . And you interrupted our wedding, why?” Judy questioned.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKJj0GyCe5
“You love me?” Satan asked, ignoring Judy, his voice filled with shock and joy.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlleIKsaN7Q
“Yes!” the thing screeched, it too ignoring Judy. “Will you marry me?”
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZfCP7c8Zt
Satan grinned stepping down from the altar. “Yes!”
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6nT0Sp5ge
The two couples ended up having a double wedding. Woohoo.
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAINugHtXE
Ok so in my defense, I didn't have the time nor the motivation to write this. I was in a major writer's block, brain dead, and dead in the brain. So this became a do-or-die situation and me being me chose do. And then in the process of writing I downed half-a-coke and a small can of sprite and then I realized shit was a go-big-or-go-home and me being myself chose go big.
HAHAHAHAHA BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHHTe7SoOM
~ HALEY BEAR (WINK WONK) UMWAH!! <3
ns18.116.81.41da2
