重返劇組(冇人知我離開過)一個月之後,廣播劇嘅錄音已經完成咗一半。不過呢段時間,我同阿仁幾乎係零交流。自從玫瑰個群組廢咗武功之後,阿仁將個劇所有嘢推曬俾波利處理,就連製作組嘅人都察覺到佢擺響個劇嘅時間越嚟越少,甚至開始對佢有d微言。171Please respect copyright.PENANAaovIgvOh19
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「其實又好難怪阿仁嘅,佢搞緊好多嘢,淨係響討論區都有四五個分身響度做緊唔同嘅嘢啦。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAY1tCiIwwz9
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波利把口雖然仲幫住阿仁講說話,但得佢一個又可以將d問題壓得幾耐?171Please respect copyright.PENANAXbrIdN40Uy
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事實上,就算上到錄音室,阿仁大部份時間都係坐響控制室嘅雷哥身邊篤電話。我同波利就忙住同所有人對稿、安排埋位錄音。等得到錄完一齊去食麥當勞,大家問佢搞緊乜佢就神神祕祕,求其敷衍幾句,嘻嘻哈哈帶過就算。171Please respect copyright.PENANAWzHuFhuREg
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「喂,個劇首主題曲係咪仲搞㗎!我講過好多次,而家首主題曲侵犯緊版權㗎!」171Please respect copyright.PENANA5dLXl8zZGn
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負責音樂嘅雪怪已經嘈咗成個禮拜,我見佢咬住薯條,隔六七個位嗌阿仁。點知條友都仲係繼續扮聽唔到,結果個波又拋番過嚟我同波利呢邊。171Please respect copyright.PENANAiWads1lwrA
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我攤一攤手,好老實咁同雪怪講:「音樂嘅嘢你唔好問我。阿仁搵我返嚟係幫手寫劇本,而家我落手落腳幫埋錄音同後製,成件事已經超額完成。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAgbZ7zQCTCW
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波利見我射波射得咁乾脆都有少少愕然。不過上次熬夜做臥底之後,我答應過自己要點到即止,更何況音樂嘅嘢我根本就唔識!我只係知道,阿仁唔知用咗咩方法,竟然問到《親朋勿友》嘅原作者高生肯俾我哋用佢首歌。171Please respect copyright.PENANAFL6RP1YwGB
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「就算人哋而家肯俾我哋用佢首歌,我都要搞歌詞、編曲、仲要搵人同搵錄音室,呢d你哋打算點先?」171Please respect copyright.PENANAgLShTb5G0R
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對音樂同版權零認識嘅我,一直以爲好似討論區d二創歌曲咁,搵雪怪重新填詞,然後再搵個女仔唱就OK。但而家雪怪堅持要重新編曲,話要搞過首旋律,仲話想book錄音室,咁即係又要籌旗啦。171Please respect copyright.PENANA1y6kn8TPzm
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大家啱啱先「集資」租咗個studio嚟錄音,而家突然話要加碼做埋首主題曲,我好懷疑其他人會唔會願意俾錢囉。171Please respect copyright.PENANAqTB2unpzeZ
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既然唔打算俾錢、雪怪同波利亦唔會自掏腰包,咁即係……171Please respect copyright.PENANAlmhoYwj6YW
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正當我哋三個嘅視線都轉向阿仁嘅時候,條友突然叫停曬所有人,話有緊要嘢同大家宣佈。171Please respect copyright.PENANAebpq0vPVus
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「之前『菠蘿的海』響討論區爆非非人就係大種乞兒嗰件事,結果俾昭煌用分身帶風向搞散曬。好彩呢兩日我收到風,昭煌身邊有條女同佢反咗面。」阿仁望一眼在座嘅所有人,一副高深莫測嘅樣咁繼續講:「我而家同條女私下傾緊,呢兩日佢會響討論區爆大鑊撐『菠蘿的海』。你哋邊個得閒,記得Mon住討論區,條女一出po就幫手啦。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAJWtRuYUd59
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大家聽到有人爆大鑊就梗係興奮啦,但我聽到就愕咗然。自從玫瑰搞第二個群組之後,基本上我所知嘅消息渠道已經冇曬。而家阿仁突然話佢私下同人傾緊,又話對方會上討論區爆大鑊,究竟條友仲收埋幾多嘢冇俾我哋知?171Please respect copyright.PENANA2L1g7IT5vI
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雪怪見主題曲嘅事又一次不了了之,坐咗一陣就話走先。我睇住佢冇癮咁離開嘅背影,有少少明白佢嘅感受。171Please respect copyright.PENANAgoV4kyUCkX
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阿仁興高采烈講下一步行動,一時話整咗幾百張街招,準備當牆紙咁貼響昭煌屋企附近,一時又話約咗生果日報記者做訪問,要全港市民都識得呢個網絡騙子。雖然佢真係做到嘢,但佢永遠只係要人配合嗰陣,先會擠牙膏咁講少少俾人聽佢做緊乜。其餘時間,就算有嘢想搵佢做決策,條友唔係射波俾其他人,就求其嗡話「得㗎啦、得㗎啦」跟住就冇咗下文。171Please respect copyright.PENANAEcRRawUT4u
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我好老實同波利講,咁搞法遲早一定出事。171Please respect copyright.PENANAMwopC4RhCs
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可惜就算波利認同我嘅睇法,佢都做唔到d乜。個廣播劇只係整個「討伐昭煌計劃」當中嘅其中一環,而呢一環非常花時間、影響力亦遠遠及不上響討論區直接爆料,講白d即係雞肋嚟啦。171Please respect copyright.PENANAIdE3W4zdDY
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「唉,你理得件事係咪雞肋丫。而家都洗濕咗個頭,錢又已經俾咗,大家錄得開心,你想寫嘅咪繼續寫囉。」171Please respect copyright.PENANAKQbliaAHRp
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波利呢句安慰說話既係事實,但亦進一步令我同阿仁越走越遠。171Please respect copyright.PENANA5UKMTmd2P9
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響呢晚之後,我冇再參與阿仁嘅「討伐昭煌計劃」。我決定留守番寫故嘅崗位,見到討論區有咩啱用嘅就攞嚟寫劇,其他嘅我一概不理。咁做唔係因爲我唔關心件事,而係我唔想d嘢做到唔湯唔水。究竟個劇有冇擺心機去做,聽衆一聽就已經知,呢d嘢冇得呃。171Please respect copyright.PENANAPd03ZxZ7uP
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可惜呢d說話同阿仁講都冇用,佢就好似一間公司嘅老細,搵咗我返嚟幫手,開咗個頭就去搞下一樣嘢,中間唔好過問佢做緊乜,佢亦唔會幫手。就算只係叫佢響劇入面客串幾句,佢都只係勉爲其難咁hea嗡咗就算。171Please respect copyright.PENANAYvgPi97WfA
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自從同昭煌反咗面個女仔響討論區爆料,阿仁就成副心思擺曬響討論區。佢哋將昭煌嘅近照擺埋上討論區,搞到成個討論區都變得熱鬧起嚟。有關非非人係咪大種乞兒,有冇呃女讀者上床,甚至佢有冇同玫瑰搞炮兵團北上叫雞,呢一切都再淨係討論區嘅事咁簡單。就連著名嘅專欄作者19才子都忍唔住同雜誌記者講咗句:「條友出叫雞自傳窩,你都睇啦!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAg9YuBIFcLz
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爲咗搞大件事,阿仁動員製作組嘅人幫手響昭煌屋企附近貼街招,雖然昭煌有幾個住所,但我都唔知阿仁點解可以咁神通廣大,連人哋嗰幾個竇響邊度都知。171Please respect copyright.PENANA8sqyhSltA2
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製作組嘅人同阿仁一直追住昭煌嚟貼,仲將所有資料整合懶人包擺埋上網,落埋QR Code方便大家隨時傳閱。響討論區食花生嘅人就當然過癮啦,日日睇住昭煌響度扮冇嘢,又狂用分身反擊阿仁、菠蘿的海、阿唯佢哋嘅聯合軍。但事實上,就連我都響玫瑰離開咗嘅寫作群組入面收到風,知道出版社對昭煌嘅形象勁不滿。雖然書都印埋,但最後出版社都係決定取消昭煌響書展嘅簽名會,就連昭煌嘅小說都儘量撳住唔做宣傳,激到昭煌罕有地響已經走咗嘅群組入面再次現身,發曬癲咁響度鬧人。171Please respect copyright.PENANAy3glpkmZcz
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「你哋邊條仆街響度搞事咪以爲我唔知!我同你講,你搞我唔死㗎!我非非人有仇必報,邊個搞鳩我,我一定令佢冇運行!」171Please respect copyright.PENANAnbRnNNX1Lj
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昭煌搞到咁嘅田地本來就應該收得皮,點知條友真係呃到身邊d女仔同fans幫手,準備響最後關頭同班受害人一齊攬炒。