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#39

things I heard/said

julia hope

Nov 26, 2022

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My teachers in online class:

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Dude: "Bro you kind of look like the teacher."

Teacher: "No that's unacceptable...You can take over the lesson from here."

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"Everyone please use your real names in the Kahoot so I can mark you for attendance...Wait who is cocomelon?"

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"If at least half of you finish the assignment by tonight, I'll buy a guitar next week and sing Careless Whisper."

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"Every single year! Every single year when we choose a class anthem Never Gonna Give You Up always wins!"

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Wait I can explain-

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"I want to turn you into a chicken nugget."

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"That is not a jellyfish. It's a flat purple pancake."

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"Did you just quote our English teacher? That was kinda hot."

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"You're under arrest for the murder of an innocent orange blob."

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"Stop kicking yourself in the balls and get your damn face off the carpet!"

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Him: "Do you want my chicken sandwich?"

Me: "Sure."

Him: "I coughed on it and licked it though."

Me: "Give it to me."

Him: "I- but my molecules are on that sandwich-"

Me: "I said give it to me."

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Yeah I got nothing to say for this one:

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"You won't believe me but I think there was a raccoon following me to the bathroom...Wait that was your dog?"

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"I started screaming without the s when I read that."

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"Will you date me? Make your heart beat if yes, recite all the digits of pi if no."

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"I drink apple cider vinegar on a daily basis....the elegance."

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"Hent...Henton's potato salad."

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#3 some weird dream

#4 some artbreeder of me

#5 something disgusting

#6 some student that got expelled

#7 how I started writing (third grade memories)

#9 My contests WILL be judged soon

#10 2 truths and 1 lie

#11 officially 2 months!

#12 just a chicken in the yard

#13 things that happened

#14 gugle cream

#15 my narrative HAD to be 8 pages long

#16 dream blog?

#17 help me decide!!

#18 Glasses reveal

#19 so I just wrote a song...

#21 unsuccessfully trying to upload aquarium photos

#22 AQUARIUM PHOTOS!!

#23 what is going on in my sleep?? (serious)

#24 THANK YOU!!

#25 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#27 how many drafts do you have?

#28 writing about procrastination while procrastinating

#29 guess this really zoomed in photo...

#30 zoomed in photo reveal lol

#31 [not a very important] confession

#32 your favorite name out of these?

#33 Embarrassing stories?

#34 religion struggles

#35 something random *-*

#36 my go-to study songs

#37 wattpad story I don't remember writing

#38 too nice and being taken advantage of?

#39 things I heard/said

#41 why cinammon toast crunch is the best cereal