馥榮城內,閒的沒事只好來到酒樓茶館嗑瓜子的人多的去,幾家的訂位都排得滿滿,沒搶到位子的都只好各自回家,只恨自己又沒機會聽到最新的八卦。78Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ny5kvmacv
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沒錯,馥榮城內的百姓平生最大的興致就是嗑瓜子,聊八卦,聽八卦,搞的馥榮城內餐飲事業如日中天,只要開就對了,不要愁沒人來,就怕人來了坐不下。78Please respect copyright.PENANANaCLrCAyu8
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其實愛聽八卦的不只城內的百姓,其他國家的俠客,探子,遊子都會前來取經,可能連他國沒聽過的消息都能在城內找到,使得城中的百姓都好幾次被別國挖角去當情報人員,可是每個被詢問過的人都意正嚴詞的拒絕了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAdkdlLACf8X
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原因是什麼呢?
據大多數人所言:「我們只想安安靜靜地嗑瓜子,然後聊八卦。情報人員這種高危險工作什麼的太累了,又沒有退休津貼。」78Please respect copyright.PENANAvAA0L9Qm8a
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於是這看似閒散,眾人皆無所事事的小城被各國票選為八卦之城,所以馥榮城還有一個大家默認的通稱——八卦城。78Please respect copyright.PENANAFy0P98M2yJ
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今日的馥榮成依舊平靜,風和日麗的天氣,最適合來八卦一下了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAZQgt4UI8aA
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不知道是誰先開的頭,城裡不知不覺流傳了一首詩,詩的內容如下:78Please respect copyright.PENANAiL6R12Iwtg
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「洛水一流,三都具榮。吾家有女,深在閨中。78Please respect copyright.PENANANrmXMwchxs
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葉家三娘,嬌美愈羞。天姿國色,誰與爭風?」78Please respect copyright.PENANAVnMlvmZa2a
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那個作詩的人號稱是某國詩聖的兒子的表叔的三姨媽的大舅子的二兒子,所以跟那個某國知名詩人關係很親,做出來的詩也絕對一流。78Please respect copyright.PENANAa90nd3vPTC
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可惜這個號稱一流的詩人倒是懷才不遇,輾轉了幾個國家都遭人唾棄,最後失魂落魄的他失意地來到馥榮城的護城河……旁的水溝處打算要跳溝自殺,就在說時遲,那時快!78Please respect copyright.PENANA0pf20QkYLT
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他被一旁擋路的石頭絆倒,沒自殺成功。
含恨欲死的他不放棄,正當他準備起身再試一次時,就被一旁難掩喜色、情不能自己的路人拖去了暗巷。78Please respect copyright.PENANAPnFXFSLx3U
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兩人在暗巷裡耳鬢廝磨了一番後,那個失意的詩人立馬靈感乍現,提筆運氣,下筆如有神,動作一氣呵成地完成了一首詩。78Please respect copyright.PENANA6cZuFFpG8r
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於是他的詩就在馥榮城內流傳開來,如此一傳十,十傳百,喜愛八卦的馥榮城居民當然不能放過這能把一個美人風韻之事寫得如此勾人心的詩人。78Please respect copyright.PENANAKLuIgOP0GN
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以城內的都首領頭,給他頒了個榮譽居民,請他務必要永久居留於城內,為大家的八卦事業服務。78Please respect copyright.PENANAmpHfKbMS58
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當下那位詩人感動落淚,痛哭流涕,發表了一連串並不怎麼感人肺腑的言論:「謝謝我的爹娘,謝謝我的姐姐,還有那個剛滿周歲的弟弟,沒有你們我無法成功,我已經熬過了最辛苦的時候……」78Please respect copyright.PENANAVQR6IAhdlX
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自動將他的長篇廢話過濾,台下的人都各自交換著手頭上的八卦,每個人都換了一輪,差點又要把別國皇帝的得寵妃子拿出來再議論一遍時,那位詩人才終於講到關鍵詞。78Please respect copyright.PENANAvSqhW48HIK
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「最後還要謝謝在座的各位,我說完了。」78Please respect copyright.PENANANsS9tDCEZ2
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台下歡聲雷動,大家都拍手叫好,旁邊睡得已然精神抖擻的都首將榮譽詩人這獎牌往他身上一掛,表示自己今天的任務完成,準備要回府陪老婆孩子了。78Please respect copyright.PENANA4A0XyR63zH
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眾人也紛紛推說自己有事,林林總總說下來,人都走光了,台上只剩那位榮譽詩人目光如炬,誓言要為馥榮城百姓的幸福,努力到底。78Please respect copyright.PENANAIP8CdLiUnB
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而那位被議論紛紛的葉家三娘名氣不減,一個月內竟然還位居八卦點播率的榜首。
這下大家皆坐不住了,不能一親芳澤,好歹也要一賭為快,否則太對不起自己的八卦之心了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAtR6icRLszF
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於是眾人約了個時間一同聚於葉府門外,要葉家老爺給大夥一個痛快。78Please respect copyright.PENANAthQNdh2Hu6
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只可惜這檔事本就是個美麗的誤會,葉家老爺也給不出個交代,他只好在府內急得團團轉,完全不知所措。78Please respect copyright.PENANAFrOShW23GA
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「老爺這可怎麼辦,現在也不能說這事弄錯了吧?」葉家夫人手絞緊香帕,一個失力,就將帕子絞斷了。78Please respect copyright.PENANA4yUsR5Xk7D
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這舉動看得一旁的婢女淚眼汪汪,「夫人,這可是雪山冰蠶絲做出來的帕子,十年不產一件,您這撕了,府裡再沒存貨了。」78Please respect copyright.PENANAGtBjBgHnz4
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葉夫人乾笑幾聲,說了一句下次力道會輕些,這才捧起一旁的茶壓壓驚,準備等當事人出來面談。78Please respect copyright.PENANAZbLGQ9tr5p
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說曹操曹操到,被誤會成葉家三娘的人肩上掛了個小人兒,肩上小人兒呵呵的笑,模樣可愛極了,粉團兒似的臉上嵌了一對黑珍珠般水亮的貓眼,眼睹撲閃撲閃的,逗得被誤認的那人也勾起了淺淺笑意。78Please respect copyright.PENANACbKLaFwrIQ
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「吾兒你可總算出現了。」葉夫人放鬆地一嘆息,原本握在手中的茶杯也因為她沒再使力而原形畢露,化成粉齏。78Please respect copyright.PENANAqydK5pclsn
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一旁的婢女又再次幽幽出聲,「夫人……這南城特產的清墨淡刷綠釉浣茶瓷器組可是仙逝的茶具大師的遺世之作,您這弄碎了,世上再找不出第二具了。」78Please respect copyright.PENANALJuwEEumRr
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「好了好了,我都不心疼了,你白心疼個什麼勁呢?小陶,你還是先把老爺請出去吧!他擱這兒轉圈看得我心煩。」78Please respect copyright.PENANAFnEvhtu0Oh
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「是。」78Please respect copyright.PENANAVBnGvX3M9D
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葉老爺和小陶都離開後,大廳就只剩下三人相互對望。
巴眨著眼,還不清楚發生什麼事的小人兒,也就是正牌的葉家三娘被人好好地抱到地上,站穩身子。78Please respect copyright.PENANApci1vk8nCB
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冒牌的葉三娘,應該說葉家大公子,葉楠這才開口說話,「娘,您找我有何事?」78Please respect copyright.PENANA8b66IfQzr2
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「你這孩子,娘沒事怎會找你?又不是跟你爹一樣閒得蛋疼。」78Please respect copyright.PENANAViXbfpldNi
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「呵呵,娘親你錯了,你又沒有蛋蛋,怎麼會疼呢?」葉家三娘葉洛桑奶聲奶氣地說話,逗得現場氣氛一緩。
葉夫人咳了一聲,擺著的臉色浮出些許佯裝出來的怒意。78Please respect copyright.PENANAgP5Er8mC2n
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「還不是你這個淘氣鬼惹的事,不然怎麼會有來看熱鬧的人?」78Please respect copyright.PENANASM8HH0cWZu
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「我才沒有惹事,我只是幫哥哥打扮,那樣子可漂亮了,娘親當時不也看得癡迷嗎?」葉洛桑插著腰,昂著臉看向坐在主位的娘親,「娘親,哥哥女裝的樣子只有我們三人知曉,怎麼會被外人流傳?」78Please respect copyright.PENANApu2Qyh1E9e
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葉夫人佯裝出的正經龜裂,她乾咳了一聲,眼神游移,「宵小之人做偷窺之事,這你大哥女裝樣貌被人瞧見,亦在所難免。」78Please respect copyright.PENANAXlG521xTsV
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「真的是這樣嗎?娘——」前音節輕緩的而後慢慢加重的語調,正是葉楠要生氣前的預兆。78Please respect copyright.PENANAjMIetvv7M7
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這可不得,自家兒子的脾氣把他生下來的自己是再清楚不過,若不老實招來,恐怕她也不曉得兒子會做出什麼事,可還沒見過哪家娘當得比她還憋屈的呢!78Please respect copyright.PENANA5BlGFn2WGI
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葉夫人清了清喉嚨,把眼神飄向葉楠,「先說好,這件事變成這樣,娘也不是有意的,你可不能對娘做什麼報復的事喔!」78Please respect copyright.PENANAolBzGPo0Nq
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葉楠耐著性子,硬是把那個不好吞回去,換了幾個字句,這才脫口而出,「娘你且說,我聽著。」
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他可沒說好,這表示他沒有答應她要遵守承諾的意思。78Please respect copyright.PENANAVcHWkzg0GY
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但葉夫人彷若吃了一劑強心藥,這就緩緩將事實吐露而出。