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我們家有一隻養了很久的烏龜,最近降溫很厲害,降溫的某一天我聽到我爸一邊在餵烏龜一邊說:「來喔!多吃一點!長大一點!再大一點就可以煮烏龜湯嘍!」8964 copyright protection196PENANAmW2RaA4S85 維尼
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這幾天要去看一位很多年沒有見的親戚,在出發的路上:8964 copyright protection196PENANAQCO2ZzLEZp 維尼
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